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Omg queers

I'm the queerest out of all of us

VEGA IS GETTING A MAKEOVER

If you haven't seen my birthday post.. basically my birthday was in October but I was on holiday so I didn't have time to celebrate it.. so a few days ago (on Sunday) I had a mini party with my friends and we went to a clay studio and made stuff. I made a ramen bowl (which I rushed cuz I didn't have time to finish it) and a stray kids trinket dish with little skzoo charms (I'll show you guys after a month cuz that's when they'll give it back to you. Also when you're too broke to buy SKZ merch so you make your own. 😂).Then my parents got me a 'dream cake' which is like a 5 layer mousse/ganache cake and told me to make a wish. This reminded me of Skzflix tho.. and I was happy but sad.. hopefully I won't disappear in this universe.. 😭😅

I just witnessed a fight on the internet and I’m scared

*the seven + Nico doing impressions of Jason to feel better*

Nico: Okay, my turn.

Nico: *Dies*

It's ramp season

Settlers, don't assume you know what you're doing. This is not an invitation for you to go harvest. The most ethical harvest is giving land back to the people who understand these complicated relationships best. Support your local Indigenous harvesters.

Never buy or sell ramps, form a relationship with where they grow, care for the spaces they live in year round. They aren't just another item on the grocery shelf.

I just got reminded that Eret is canonically somehow related to Herobrine

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It really is 2012 Minecraft all over again isn’t it? XD /j

Dono on Foolish's stream: you spent 3 days on a roof explain

May I remind everyone Phil spent almost 4 hours on 1 tiny bridge!

Leave Foolish alone! XD /J

Pure ramble from a tired idiot

Tales From the SMP is tonight! (and it’s at 11 PM for me so hopefully I won’t miss it) So I kinda just want to ramble about what I think about it an what we’ve been told.

So! 

we know from what Karl has said that “The Pit” takes place around the same time "The Lost City of Mizu" and with the whole gladiator pit vibe maybe we’re gonna see Techno’s descendent or possible Techno himself (since let’s be honest, with the whole “Technoblade never dies” thing as well as the fact we haven’t actually seen him die, it’s not out the realm of possibility.)

Also since Phil will be in this and he confirmed his character has been around for a long time (his characters age is in the hundreds) maybe if Phil is playing his character and Phil isn’t just playing a different character, there could be an interaction between him and Karl, where Phil points out Karl shouldn’t be there (because “The Pit” takes place around the same time as "The Lost City of Mizu" which takes place quite a bit of time after the SMP since in "The Lost City of Mizu" it’s confirmed everyone is pretty much gone.) 

If that does happen Phil could maybe reveal some lore that we have yet to see! Maybe the lore could be that a character dies or something else. I really doubt this would be a thing though since it would be a little too convenient 

(EDIT: Also yes it does contradict what I said in my earlier post about Techno being dead and having a descendent but, that was just a random thought post so it’s fine!)

From the video in a tweet he made yesterday I think this is 100% going to be a darker/sadder story since if we look at back Karl library there is only one item frame left (I’m sure Karl may have more planned but still, kinda makes me nervous) and the whole vibe of the mini trailer just feels a lit more sad/dark.

Please keep in mind that these are just my thoughts! I wrote this down as I thought about it so it is literally just a ramble. If you don’t agree with it and think I sound like a crazy person (I mean... I am but still.) that’s okay, I can’t cater to everyone. If you have any idea or thoughts, I love to talk about these types of things so feel free to add on! and I hope you all have a great night/day!

(really though if you don’t agree with me that’s fine just, don’t be a dick about it please)

Sooooo... is DreamXD a yandere or am I looking at it wrong?

Foolish: This is a lot of gold, I hope nobody steals it

... Has Foolish forgotten what server he is on?

For some reason I find it hilarious that normal stuff is going on during this fucking mess

Foolish: You are cannonically ignoring canon

The fandom in a nutshell basically cause ya know... human + fish = fox

(I promise I'm just joking! I love bring part of the fandom and I am one of those people who ignores canon sometimes, this is just a playful dig)

And once again:

Eret is the best dressed

(Please dont hurt me that's my opinion!)

Ya know if it is revealed that Ponk did let the egg out and they do lash out at Sam, I have no shame in saying C!Sam had it coming

(I'm talking about the arm thing, don't come for me please )

Die or else live otherwise die but invisibly