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As my aunt once said: you will say no once twice thrice but you will say yes the fourth time...
The Cat King: Edwin is playing hard to get. The Cat King: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Mc:so, who should we call?
Mammon : I’d call Lucifer , but I feel safer in jail
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Belphie : With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Lucifer: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Mammon: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new stuff
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Lucifer : So, Levi is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Mc: Why? Lucifer: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Levi, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Mc: Why aren’t you sleeping? Belphie: I’m to busy plotting your murder to sleep, Mc. Mc: Belphie: ...The nightmares. Mc: *wrapping their arms around Belphie * Awwww, sweetie-
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Lucifer: *points at Satan* A human turtleneck, *points at Asmo* a narcissistic monster, *points at Mammon* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Mammon: And who am I? Describe me now.
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Asmo: Would you slap lucifer-
Satan: Yes.
Asmo: I didn't even finish!
Satan: Sorry, continue.
Asmo: Would you slap Lucifer for 10 dollars?
Satan: I would do it for free.
Lucifer: Rude...
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Solomon: How many kids do you have? Mc: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Mammon: I can explain. Lucifer: Can you? Mammon: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Mc: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Lucifer: Dammit, Mammon! Mammon: What?! It wasn’t me! Lucifer: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Satan! Satan: Not me either. Lucifer: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Mc: *whistles*
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Mammon: We both look very stunning tonight. Mc: You know, if you'd just said that I looked stunning, I would have said, "So do you." Mammon: I couldn't take that chance
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Mc: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously
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Belphie: The stars are so beautiful... Mc: They're just giant balls of gas. Belphie: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Mc: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Belphie: Oh...
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Satan, turning to Asmo: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Mc:Okay, truth or dare? Lucifer: Truth Mc: How many hours have you slept this week? Lucifer: Lucifer: ...Dare Mc: Go to bed. Lucifer: I don’t like this game.
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Solomon: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Mc: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
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Satan: Do you take constructive criticism? Mammon: I only take cash or credit.