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incorrect qutes #8
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Lucifer : So, Levi is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Mc: Why? Lucifer: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Levi, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
incorrect quotes #14
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Asmo: Would you slap lucifer-
Satan: Yes.
Asmo: I didn't even finish!
Satan: Sorry, continue.
Asmo: Would you slap Lucifer for 10 dollars?
Satan: I would do it for free.
Lucifer: Rude...
Incorrect quotes #18
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Lucifer: Dammit, Mammon! Mammon: What?! It wasn’t me! Lucifer: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Satan! Satan: Not me either. Lucifer: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Mc: *whistles*
incorrect quotes #23
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Mc:Okay, truth or dare? Lucifer: Truth Mc: How many hours have you slept this week? Lucifer: Lucifer: ...Dare Mc: Go to bed. Lucifer: I don’t like this game.
Holy shit mc is so cute ,No wonder everybody loves them
the one I stan and his son being absolutely adorable.
we're already a week in but it still is a new year ✧ tipsy luci and catboy surprisingly getting along on new year's day
mah fam
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(His) Nightmares - Dateables and Brothers
Lucifer
Lucifer suffers from nightmares, though you would never know it. He’s very good at managing to live on little sleep and still look put together after. He could (and does) blame his work and brothers and all of his other duties for how little he sleeps or how restless that sleep is but it’s not the complete truth. Lucifer regularly has nightmares about his fall from the celestial realm. He remembers the great battle, the betrayed faces of his fellow angels, Lilith’s injury, his fall down to the Devildom. All of it, feeling just as intense and real and unbearable as it did when it actually happened. He’s the kind of person that wakes up with a quiet gasp but nothing so noticeable as to ever wake anyone up. It’s a reaction that he’s trained himself to contain over the millennia. He doesn’t ever tell anyone about the nightmares but Simeon always seems to have a knack for knowing when he’s had a rough night because he’ll check in with Lucifer and bring him some kind of sweet snack that morning; he’ll smile guilelessly at Lucifer as he does it but the sadness in his eyes says something completely different.
Mammon
Mammon’s nightmares tend to come when he’s had a particularly rough day with his brothers and, later on, with you. They happen when his self-deprecation follows him into his dreams. He’s always being yelled at and insulted and he can be crying, begging for forgiveness and kindness, trying to explain his side of the story but no one will ever listen. They mock his pain and tell him how pathetic and scummy he is. Hearing it from his brothers is hard enough but if you appear in the nightmare, he absolutely loses it. He can’t bear the idea of you thinking of him like that. When Mammon wakes, it’s with tears sliding down his face and he’s gasping for breath. He’s thrown off for the whole day and will actively avoid people because he’s afraid of bursting into tears if they say anything.
Levi
It isn’t common for Levi to have nightmares. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get very much sleep thanks to his gaming lifestyle or maybe it’s because he tends to have such lovely dreams about Ruri-chan or maybe it’s because you’re actually snuggling him and how could anything bad happen when you’re there? When he does have nightmares, they’re typically something outrageous based on a game or anime that he’s seen lately, especially if they’re horror based. Levi is one of those people who would accidentally throw himself off the bed if he didn’t sleep in a tub and he wakes up with his arms waving in the air as if he’s acting out a fight scene or something. He can shake off his dreams pretty quickly and if he can’t, he’ll turn on a comfort anime to help.
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obviously for the cat.
What did you expect lulu?
i absolutely love these guys so much..
Doodled them, this was way funnier in my head LMFAO
just a pissed dad and an annoying son
Piece I made for @omfairytalezine last year! 💫
lucifer!
Lucifer!!
Darling come down here I have something to show you...
*shows him this post *
This is what i want from you silly demon..
"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?