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*gasps with a hand to her heart * William Solace!!!! No Nudes!!!! Only dudes!!!!! Wait not in that wa---

Nico: Send dudes.

Will: You mean nudes?

Nico: No, I'm in a battle, I need people who aren't skeletons.

...Will, You smooth fucker.

Nico: like...Friends right?

Will: can you help me plan my wedding?

Nico: oh you’re getting married?

Will: yes

Nico: oh. That’s nice, what do you want me to do?

Will: be my husband

Will: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Nico: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Will: Please, I’m begging you to eat some ambrosia and go to the camp infirmary.

Nico: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

Jason: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.

Nico: just rip the bandaid off, please.

Jason: I think you’re like, gay and super in love with that Solace kid. 

Nico: put the fucking bandaid back on with duck-tape if you have to, I do not have time to talk about feelings.