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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Nico*

Nico: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Will: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Nico: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Nico: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Will: You and me!!

Nico, tearing up: Okay.

Will: Please, I’m begging you to eat some ambrosia and go to the camp infirmary.

Nico: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Grover: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!

Nico: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Leo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down and stop running?

Nico: Oh I’m always running

Nico: The question is from what

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

Nico: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Percy: a dentist!

Jason: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you, Percy but I think you need to go to the police

Jason: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.

Nico: just rip the bandaid off, please.

Jason: I think you’re like, gay and super in love with that Solace kid. 

Nico: put the fucking bandaid back on with duck-tape if you have to, I do not have time to talk about feelings.