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*gasps with a hand to her heart * William Solace!!!! No Nudes!!!! Only dudes!!!!! Wait not in that wa---

Nico: Send dudes.

Will: You mean nudes?

Nico: No, I'm in a battle, I need people who aren't skeletons.

Percy: that's the way the cookie crumbles

Annabeth: it falls on me to reassemble the cookie

Annabeth: Percy…

Percy: Oh no “Percy” in b-flat.

Percy: You’re disappointed.

Leo: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Piper: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Leo: Death is a social construct.

Will: Please, I’m begging you to eat some ambrosia and go to the camp infirmary.

Nico: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Leo: So what do you do?

Percy: I work in genetic research, and I’m currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Leo: Wow, impressive.

Percy: Then I’ll move onto Leos

Grover: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!

Nico: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Piper: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Leo: It’s not a joke.

Leo: *sniffles*

Leo: I’m a legit snack.

Leo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down and stop running?

Nico: Oh I’m always running

Nico: The question is from what

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.