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There are so many moments I WISH I could draw/animate…needing a future (doomed timeline) animatic between Leo and Usagi to this song is ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS.

LIKE. C’MON. WHYYYY STUPID HANDS—
Fall Out Boy

Now that I have your attention, STOP KOSA! DON'T LET REPUBLICANS CENSOR THE INTERNET! SAVE FANDOM AND LGBTQ+ FRIENDLY SPACES!
when i was like 7 y/o or sth i was in my friend's house and she said "wanna eat sth" and i was like sure y not
but then she took me to the bathroom and put a lot of body cream in her hand and ate it and i watched like that was normal, then she asked me to do the same and i did
it tasted rly bad and i thought it tasted like mayonnaise for some reason so i never ate anything with mayonnaise ever again until this very day

Some artisan goods to celebrate 1.6 and practice some painting ✨
Have you tried drinking mayonnaise yet? 🫵








Official What Manner of Man valentines: Ideal for handing out to your friends, demons, a priest you're trying to seduce, etc.
The walrus is there to distract you from the fairy breaking in through the back window
Yay! Tumblr is working! I hope everything is working for everyone else!!
Here's a drawing I did a year ago because I'm so happy! <3

15 minutes into the episode, and so far I’ve done
70 squats
30 pushups
10 toe touches
20 jumping jacks
FEELING THE BURN
being a diligent, hardworking and well-behaved child also means that sometimes you get to skip homework and get ice cream for dinner. remember that.
nah cus ive misplaced things and found them in places they have no business being in
i lost my charger bag at an away game once at another school. i had opened it on the bus. i knew i had it on the bus. i was sure id left it at the school. come monday it was sitting in the windowsill of my first period classroom.
i lost my phone after getting chik fil e with friends. i got in the car and texted another friend and put my phone down. i went in the house with my friends and pulled my phone out to respond to my mom. 5 minutes later i cant find my phone. my friends attest to me having it in the house. i use their phones to track the location of mine. its back in the chik fil e.
also, on multiple occasions i've found my tablets in my fridge after losing them in my room?
ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked
Stuck on the idea of vampires as a kind of reverse fae, or like someone's twisted, perverse attempt at moulding humans into fae.
They're repelled by liminal spaces.
A vampire could never enter fairyland, not just because they'd never be welcomed, but because most of the usual entry-ways are naturally barred to them.
They can't cross running water. They can't be seen in mirrors. They will wait forever at a crossroads, unable to pick a direction to go in. They can't even step over a thresh-hold unless there is absolutely no ambiguity about whether they are welcome inside.
They crave human blood, iron and salt, but are repelled by herbs and plants. They are supernaturally prevented from harming you unless the rules of hospitality have been invoked.
A fairy may replace your newborn child with something unnatural and ever-hungry. A vampire will do the same, but with your grandmother's corpse.
The fae are typically associated, even in stories where they're the bad guys, with flourishing and purity. Vampires, even in stories where they're the good guys, are typically associated with decay and corruption.
The fae turn ancient human burial mounds into fancy halls for their courts. Vampires take ancient human castles and let them grow mildewed and cobwebbed, exchanging the beds for coffins, turning them into burial places.
Fae don't tend to live among humans, but can generally pass for them with relative ease if they so choose. Vampires nearly always live among humans, but tend to find not revealing themselves a huge struggle.
I can't think of many stories I've read where fae and vampires even exist in the same universe, let alone ones where they actively interact. I feel like their enmity is almost more inevitable than that between vampires and werewolves, however.
The rivalry between vampires and werewolves is, essentially, the rivalry between two apex predator species who share a territory. (Even in stories where the werewolves aren't actually hunting humans.)
The vampires hate the werewolves because the werewolves interfere with their access to prey. The werewolves hate the vampires either because they consider themselves aligned with humans (the prey species), or because they are also predators and the vampires are competing with them.
By comparison, I think there's some story potential in the fae finding something genuinely creepy and uncanny valley about vampires.
They're immortal, like them, but also dead. They can be beautiful, like them, but that beauty is something they actively require humans to sustain. They like to inhabit beautiful and ancient ex-human dwellings, like them, but they actively work to make those places dark, damp and empty.
Fairies who are unflappable in the face of all sorts of Otherworldly monsters, can look an eldritch horror in the eye(s) without blinking, and have never been phased yet by any human, but will recoil from even the weakest vampire.
Vampires who hate fairies just as much, but in a more envious way. The way that the creature for whom immortality is a curse is bound to hate the creatures for whom immortality is an eternity of sunlight and laughter.
Maybe their touches burn each other. Maybe vampires can't stand physical contact with anything so alive and vital. Maybe immortal fairies become ill from too much exposure to the undead.
Maybe they fight over the human population when their territories overlap. The fairy need for servants and people to make deals with, competing with the vampire need for thralls and blood to drink.
Just… fairies and vampires. We need more stories about them interacting.

This is me if you even care.
Would it be possible to get the ability to add "read more"s to posts on the mobile app? Currently we have to get onto a browser to add in a "read-more" cut.
Hi! Thanks for the question 💓
You can add a read more link from the apps by typing :readmore: in a post.

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It’d be nice to have a "read more" button in the post editor in the apps. Maybe that’s something we can get on our roadmap. Keep an eye on Changes for updates.
Hope that helps!
-Kat (Tumblr Support)
Arcane Incorrect Quote #55
Jinx: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Caitlyn: But I'm a vegan.
Jinx: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.