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Deciding how turtle my turtles should be
Not going well so far I can not decide
Actually I'll do a poll
「 Don't know why this love gotta be 難しい
I'm the 宇宙の super lover バーバルなのに」
Fun fact! I keep all my pictures for this blog in an album on my phone, so every time I go into my gallery for whatever I have to deal with
I swear if we go through the same stupid ‘queerbaiting’ bullshit with Tommy as we did with Dream I’m going to have an aneurysm.
99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
Why do I always feel so bad after communicating my feelings...
Like the heck I hate being me...
oops my hand slipped
someone help I can't draw well enough for this but it's driving me insane thinking about it
ahhh, grammarly. Never change.
does anybody remember when ship names would be changed depending on who they thought topped. that shit was so funny just a BRUTAL civil war between a group that ships the same characters but cannot agree on who takes it up the ass
someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image
AFTER REBLOGGING THIS THE FIRST TIME i showed it to my friends and we came to the conclusion if Odysseus were to introduce himself as “yo mama” then the other cyclopses would have beaten Polyphemus to death
therefore i propose an Odyssey fix-it au: he introduced himself as “yo mama”. when Polyphemhs cried out the other cyclopses finished the job and killed him. later; upon getting the wind bag, Odysseus chucked it into the sea to prevent the crew from opening it. he makes it home safely. he gets to attend Telemachus’ 5th grade graduation
where am i
Moonfall is probably the dumbest movie I've seen in a very long time. It's cliche, nonsensical, and just absurdly stupid.
And I wouldn't have it any other way. I loved every minute.
Do you all like my WIPS ^^
i. The Beginning of the Beginning
or, the fictional prequel to Genesis 1 of the Bible
(disclaimer: I’m not Christian. this work was not meant to offend Christians. it’s really just a joke. peace out)
He blinked his eyes and looked around him - or, well, tried to, because everything was pitch black. Tentatively, he opened his mouth to speak.
“Hello?”
“Hello.”
Wait, that wasn’t an echo, was it?
“No, it wasn’t. I’m mildly offended, actually, but it’s okay.”
Who and what was this… thing?
“I’m God. And you’re Michael, the first angel in creation. Feel honoured!”
Before Michael could question his existence and their telepathic communication, God interrupted him. “I need you to help me create the Earth. No protesting!”
“But how?”
God paused. “Good question.”
Michael foresaw multiple facepalms in the near future.
i find it funny how back in the day all men did was wear wigs and now they make fun of women for not having "real" hair
like ????????
THE “G” MAKES A FUCKING “E” SOUND????
im bored so im learning danish, as one does
all i gotta say is WTF IS GOING ON with this language???
there are two ways to say the word “a”??!?
“d” has an “l” sound?????
“r” sometimes sounds like a mix between “w” and “g”???????
im dying istg what how do you danes live like this 😭
Clementine
you're sweet, so people think they have to take care of you even though you're strong, and I know you are! but sometimes it's easier to get taken care of, it's fine when they peel fruit for you and only give you the sweetest slices, it's ok. you deserve it
Thank you @knights-escort for the tag
Tagging: @kokoebi , @masamune88 , @aphmaulover94 , @stormgardenscurse , @thehollowwriter , @glass-cage-of-emotion-12 , @rosieroxy117 , @kimbap-r0ll , @mlk082 ,
hiii let me assign you a citrus fruit and try to analyse your personality based on these weird questions <3
miitopia?? hello???????? what????????????
IT'S SO STUPID I'M SO SORRY I WAS CRYING WHILE MAKING THIS.
cr on 2nd art btw!: _Avenoire on X (or twitter idk)
