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What do you think could make for some interesting one-vs.one fights with each of the Spiders and the characters from Jojo Part 5 in terms of abilities, personalities, and/or narrative potential?

this is a good one for sure

feitan VS that weird guy with the green hair from part five his name started with a C I just don’t remember how to spell it very complicated

(simply because they both torture people, and have very unique abilities in their own different ways)

chrollo VS giorno 

(Giorno is the main hero in jjba pt.5 and chrollo is the leader of the phantom troupe they are both very, very strong, and have very good abilities)

uvogin VS kars

(I honestly don’t even know who would win because they both have ridiculously strong, physical strength that is a battle that I would honestly love to see)

hisoka VS Joseph (young)

(I feel like this would honestly be a really good fight because they are both tricks and they both do the unexpected so I think it would be very interesting)

nobunaga VS Caesar

(they would both legit fight until they have nothing left to give so I think this would be a perfect match because the battle is going to be very long, because not only are their abilities, totally different and unique but they also don’t have any experience fighting people like each other)

shalnark VS DIO (pt.3)

(shalnark has the ability to completely control somebody but dio has the ability to stop time I feel like it would be very entertaining to watch because dio occasionally lets his opponent get close to him so would that be enough time for shalnark to stab him with one of his needles???)

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did making this. This was actually very fun to make and I enjoyed making it, but I just ran out of ideas so if I think of any I for sure, will get back to this because I did enjoy making it!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!





When Kira was younger,he hated being around people and crowds because he hated feeling unnatural next to normal people since he had to pretend he was normal.

Headcanon that Valentine doesn’t like the villains referring to him as ‘Funny’ but doesn’t mind Kira calling him by his first name bc he likes Kira.

Headcanon that Diavolo will do anything to spite the other villains and will go to any lengths to annoy them.The villains made it clear though that some of his “jokes” (like the time he nearly got Kira fired from his job) was too far.Dio was going to laugh at them until Diavolo put hair remover in his conditioner.

Dio,Kira and Kars:Love

Dio:Kira,are you stupid?

Kira:I just sat down,what gives?

Dio:When we went to the store with Kars,both of us noticed how the cashier was flirting with you and yet somehow you didn’t.

Kars:He’s telling the truth.To be fair,humans are too stupid to realise the obvious even when it’s right in front of them.

Kira:Is that why she put her hand on me?Her measly,dried hand?

Dio:Shut up about hands creep.

Kars:So,do you think you’ll try to get with her?I can definitely see you with a real girlfriend.

Kira:No,I don’t remember the last time I felt love.

Dio:Unlucky,love is a truly beautiful emotion.

When nobody needs Doppio,he has no tasks to do.When Doppio has no tasks to do,he gets bored.To stop himself from being bored,he asked Kira what hobby to take up.Kira suggested simple activities like reading,sewing,drawing,etc.Now Doppio does all three of those things in his free time and he’s good at all of them.

I have a very strong hc that when Fugo joined Passione, he didn't know how to wash dishes, it's bc when he used to live with his parents, it must have been several employees who did that task.

Mista: wait, you don't know how to wash dishes???!!

Fugo: well, I've seen the employees doing that sometimes, shouldn't be too difficult

headcanon

Fugo until today feels very uncomfortable about affection due to what happened to him in the past. So whenever someone tries to show some affection by touching on him, he might get uncomfortable and say things like, "What do you think you're doing?!" or "Can you please take your hands off me?!" or he would react violently, by pushing or punching you as a reflex, if you catch him off guard, hugging him from behind or putting your hand on his shoulder, for example. But Fugo feels really bad about it and will start to apologize a lot.

Narancia was always willing to help him overcome this block, calming him whenever he had an emotional crisis or something, but after he left the gang, and lost his friends, Fugo had no one to help him with his trauma.

Joseph and Suzie Q gossiping together

They're both gay (or bi, idk) and Joseph was planning to ask Ceaser out after they dealt with Kars but then Ceaser had to go and fucking die

Jojo told her about his crush on Ceaser and Suzue told him about her little crush on Lisa Lisa

He was cool about at first and was like 'yeah, that's fair, she's pretty hot' but things got kinda awkward after he learned she was his mom.

"Suzie, Susie you're great, like, my best friend, and that's what I want you to stay as. This would be SO weird and awkward if you fucked my mom."

They got married for tax benefits

I like to think that Giorno Giovanna has some mild vampiric qualities

He gets horrible sunburns (he counters this with a sparkly purple parasol)

He's allergic to garlic (he didn't tell anyone, so everyone just started freaking the fuck out when he starts breaking out during dinner)

While he like gold bc it reminds him of his stand, he despises silver with a burning passion

Blood kink.

Biting kink.

He gets incredibly uncomfortable around crosses

same with running water

In conclusion: Italy is a horrible place for vampires to live and I love Giorno a lot

Giorno and Narancia have a complicated simbling relationship where they both view the other as their younger sibling

I know that, like, he doesn't actually and his hair just kinda turned blond one day but sometimes I still like to pretend that Giorno dyes his hair and once every few months or so, when he has to re-dye it everyone freaks out bc 'who is this strange black haird man in Giornos room???????'

Fugo tends to overwork himself as a coping mechanism, so, in order to get him to take breaks Buccerrati will give him books of math puzzles to do (like sudoku or those ones that are basically algebra with pictures instead of letters) and he doesn't get to continue working until he finishes them.

something something Giorno exploiting Fugos anger issues to hurt himself

What if Josukes hair was naturally brown but it made his mom upset bc it reminded her of his dads so he dyed it to look like hers

I just know that mista has such amazing story telling abilities

Like, he could be telling you about how he did his laundry that day and make it sound like the most interesting thing ever

Ok, Hear me out when I say that dhampir Giorno has a little mini fridge in his room that he keeps, like, hospital blood bags in and ge just runs off to his room to drink them sometimes