Lucifer Morningstar - Tumblr Posts - Page 73
My favorite type of cartoon character disaster
If I had a nickel for every time a Hellaverse father was a depressed, lonely, wacky little guy, who is sort of alienated from his daughter due to circumstances but is trying his best, then I’D HAVE THREE GODDAMN NICKELS GODDAMMIT VIV I’M ALREADY SO ATTACHED GIVE ME A BREAK
Look I could not resist he is baby girl 💖👌🙏
Welcome Post
MINORS DNI
Request are Open!
I ask that everyone be respectful, and NO KINK SHAMING!! Although I am a Cis fem, I would attempt to write from a male POV if requested.
I will write for:
Jschlatt
COD MW, or any other COD tbh
Good omens
The band Ghost
I will not write:
Scat
Ageplay/Incest
Anything about anyone underaged!!!!
MastererList
Prompt list
guys…I just finished hazbin hotel and why….
WHY IS HE SO FUCKING HOT
Lucifer: *starts to think about doing something stupid*
Chloe: no
Lucifer: I'm the devil
Chloe: no
Lucifer *demonstrates his desire powers*: I'm the devil
Chloe: that's weird, but no
Lucifer *demonstrates his super strength*: I'm the devil
Chloe: no...
Lucifer *scares people out of their minds when she's not looking*: it's because I'm the devil
Chloe: no, there has to be a reasonable explanation
Lucifer: may I sit here?
Chloe:
Chloe: that's my lap
Lucifer: that doesn't answer my question
Is anyone else stalking the news for the possibility of a season 6 of Lucifer even though season 5 isn't out yet? Or is it just me?
Lucifer: I know we don’t get along with each other but I got you a bath bomb for your birthday. So whenever you’re feeling stressed just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. I guarantee all your worries will be over
Dan: [opens the bag]
Dan:
Dan: this is a toaster
Chloe: we're going to need a really dumb plan to get out of here alive
*everyone looks at Lucifer*
Lucifer: I agree. What's your plan, Daniel?
Lucifer: *starts to think about doing something stupid*
Chloe: no
Lucifer: may I sit here?
Chloe:
Chloe: that's my lap
Lucifer: that doesn't answer my question
Lucifer: I'm the devil
Chloe: no
Lucifer *demonstrates his desire powers*: I'm the devil
Chloe: that's weird, but no
Lucifer *demonstrates his super strength*: I'm the devil
Chloe: no...
Lucifer *scares people out of their minds when she's not looking*: it's because I'm the devil
Chloe: no, there has to be a reasonable explanation
Lucifer: Alright, here’s the plan.
Lucifer: Step 1: Get the plan. Step 2: Do the plan.
Ella: You know there are rumors that you and Chloe are dating.
Lucifer: what? Rumors? You mean people doubt it?
Prediction/wish: Chloe and Lucifer will have to solve a hot tub murder
Chloe: You better have a good reason for having done that!
Lucifer: Oh I have several.
Lucifer: Pettiness.
Lucifer: And also anger.
Chloe: ...that's it?
Lucifer: Oh! And I have a desperate need for love and attention.
The only Alastor ship that I support is with Lucifer because their rivalry dynamic is hilarious to me. I don't want them to stop their petty fights and interactions just because they become friends/boyfriends/queerplatonic/etc.
You can tell when they've had a serious fight because they start being nice to each other. The first time it happens, everyone thinks they finally made nice, but when it keeps happening most of them (Charlie keeps hoping they'll stay nice with each other) understand what's going on and just get annoyed with them.
How much angelic power does Charlie have? Lucifer is shown to still have angelic power, even if it's not as strong as it was before the fall, is that something he's able to pass on? Does Charlie have both angelic and demonic powers? How powerful does that combination make her? How powerful is she in comparison to her parents? I high-key wanna know how angelic/demonic genetics work
I love how everyone has Lucifer calling Al Bambi as an insult, but guys-
Bambi was released in 1942. Alastor died in the 1930's. He has no fucking clue who or what Bambi is and he definitely would've never learned with his aversion to television.
He keeps getting called Bambi and is able to reason that it's an insult and so he reacts appropriately, but doesn't actually know what he's being called.
This shit is hilarious to me for whatever reason.