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Doppio got that ultra mega grip super soaker baby trapping put a ring on it type of pussy and I’m TIRED of y’all mfs saying there’s other folk that got a better grip like STOP LYING BITCH we all know everyone is pussy hungry for Doppio’s freckled godly cunt, I don’t TRUST a single mf that disagrees with me cause the second they do, we fighting and I’m wailing on your ass. Like everyone in Passione are so horny for Doppio’s heavenly sweet pussy it’s insane, but if you not rocking with me, GET BENT CAUSE YOUR BORINGGGGG

Just had the best nsfw idea ever of DiaDop but it’s Diavolo in a threesome with TWO, read em, TWO Doppios, one as a boy and one as a girl.

Like do you think this decision would be tough for him? Choose one of two? No. Diavolo will take care of both GET IT FUCKING RIGHT-

Got me going INSANE fuck I nearly audibly moaned, it’s a fucking need, do not fumble this, trust me, it WILL change lives and make nothing but good things happen for generations and generations!

Bringing this back again but let me TELL you something oh my god, the idea hit me back in ‘22 just a little cause of me and my ex’s silly antics but my god…it came to me full throttle both last year and this year so much more cause the idea of twin Doppios is so fucking good like-

You got two different Doppios, but they’re technically the same as well, just twins, so you’ve get fraternal twins but both have pussies that you can breed and creampie constantly! You’ve got a cute little guy and a cute little chick that you can pamper with plenty of love and affection before pump them full to be knocked up like ooooooooOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! If that was canon, Diavolo would’ve been like “lmao fuck you guys I’m gonna breed my two precious assistants with babies that I actually love bye” LIKE ARAKI DROP A NEW VERSION OF PART 5 WITH DIAVOLO RAW DOGGING TWIN DOPPIOS IN THEIR FRECKLED PUSSIES THE WHOLE TIME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS‼️🗣️🔥

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Just had the best nsfw idea ever of DiaDop but it’s Diavolo in a threesome with TWO, read em, TWO Doppios, one as a boy and one as a girl.

Like do you think this decision would be tough for him? Choose one of two? No. Diavolo will take care of both GET IT FUCKING RIGHT-

Got me going INSANE fuck I nearly audibly moaned, it’s a fucking need, do not fumble this, trust me, it WILL change lives and make nothing but good things happen for generations and generations!

headcanon: jonah ryan went to dashcon

jonah ryan is canonically a certified tumblrer

consequences of that include:

he at least knows about dashcon

he may be a homestuck

he may have been into superwholock

he may have even been a oncester

i dont know theres so many ramifications to tumblr!jonah i can't even get into all of them or my brain will explode

I firmly believe that, originally, Liu Kang had expected that the champion would be Kenshi. Now, don’t get him wrong. Any champion would be fine by him, he trusts them all and loves them all. And it would’ve made sense that Kenshi would be the one to win, as he was the one with the most experience out of the four champions.

But when Kenshi was defeated, it took him by surprise that this man, Kenshi, who escaped the yakuza. Who was more skilled in fighting terms, that had more experience, had lost.

That put Liu Kang slightly on edge. Because it meant that his champion would be either Johnny, Raiden or Kung Lao. When Johnny lost, his nerves weren’t appealed. But when Kung Lao lost, it felt like he could breath again.

His brain making him remember when his friend had died on his timeline. He trusts Kung Lao, he trusts him as a person and he trusts his strength. But he’s still grateful that it wouldn’t be Kung Lao the one to face Shao Ka—General Shao.

Even if this new tournament, that he himself organized, didn’t required for anyone to die, like in his timeline, Liu Kang—despite all the eons that had passed— still had it fresh in his skull when his friend died. The celebrations that the public had made when Kung Lao’s inert, cold, dead body hit the arena. The way his eyes were wide open, staring at nothing, and how the bone of the neck was slightly peeking out through the skin.

Liu Kang doesn’t think he will ever forget any of it.

This account is a place for me to yap abt falsettos atp bro anyways i love marvin🫶🏻🫶🏻

Hate professional artists that act like their better then everyone else.

It's funny because their trying to re-add me.

I don't care if my art is shit to you like leave me alone 😭

I wanna post a small brain dump, I see alot of people think that the world around them is out to get em because of all this media showcasing assholes but i think people forget that...you are looking at things that showcase people being assholes, I promise most people in the world are chill if you go out to talk to them maybe even dangerously so. I swear I'm so sick of people complaining they only see dark when they have a blanket over them. The same way you looked to find asshole content you can find nice people content

My god im so late for the drawtober, but i just have so much stuff to do that i decide to just not do it, i mean, where do i start? And its tooooooo boring. Plus school dont leave me enough time, bc i wake up around 6-7 or 8, not even waking up at 2 do i get to do much. Like and at night i am too tired and i cant stay up late bc my mom gets mad at me if i do. I can only stay up late if im doing homework, and that sucks bc i could do so much stuff at night. I study in the afternoon wich i had never done before in my life, and let me tell you being colombian and going to school in the afternoon SUCKS. Its hot like hell, your classmates are very loud, and you don't understand shit of what the teacher is saying, and in order to get home you have to take a bus that can barely fit anymore people that you have to literally hang yourself on the door and the god dam trafic just makes it even longer and you could get robbed at that hour or kidnapped bc your school is in a dangerous neighborhood. I really really dont like my school. But i like the teachers! They are so smart and fun to talk to, i have a favorite teacher that treats me like his son. Like this one time i has a bleeding wound on my finger and he went to the store to get me some bandaids and he also bought me a banana.

I'd really like to go to the beach with my best friend but my mom doesn't like him. So everytime we hang out i have to fake that im going to see someone else and meet him in secret. And it's not cool at all bc im always stressed (i don't usually do stuff like that, plus is risky bc my mom is always calling me and telling me to send photos and bc im a "good kid" And never do stuff that i shouldn't do or that i know can get me in trouble.

isnt it great? three years without any reason, nor apology. you disappeared off. you did this to so many of us. those you've hurt you'll never be able to run from, no matter how hard you try.

put me back on sleep meds 😧

Hey there, I saw that you were writing wheatly, and I was wondering if you could write ADHD reader and wheatly? I'm fine with gn, but I prefer fem, but whatever is the easiest for you! Or you can write anything! Sorry for rambling. This is my first time asking for a request(?)!-📀

a/n: My 2nd request yippeee!!!! sorry if I didn't write/describe ADHD right; everyone is different in how they act with it. Also Y/N's pronouns aren't really mentioned in this warnings: none....I think? also it takes place when Wheatleys working at the facility (I haven't played games just watched playthrough so my apologies for any mistakes in lore) also it isn't mentioned straight up that y/n has ADHD but..yeah- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wheatley's single blue flickered to life as he received the message from his boss, GLaDOS. he hummed as he read the contents. Seems like a new human signed up to work here. The core scrolled through their emails, finding the newest employee's name. 'Y/N L/N' Seems like a nice name he thought to himself turning to the door waiting for the new arrival 'patiently' (he was spinning in circles the whole time bored out of his circuit board-) finally after HOURS (10 mins) He heard the door open and closed, turning his optic-eye to the source. A young human with h/c hair and an air of nervous but at the same time energetic energy. Wheatley's optic-eye taking in the fidgeting. "Ah, Y/N? I'm Wheatley, the head of the human department. Nice to meet you." He said short and sweet, wanting to say more but knowing GLaDOS would surely turn him into robo parts so he chooses to keep it short. the human looked up at Wheatley, blinking a few times as they tried to focus on what he was saying, "Oh, hi Wheatley! I'm Y/N...well you already know that but-...It's nice to meet you too....so do I just… start working now orrrrr?" They fidgeted a bit more, their hands rubbing nervously on their pants.

Wheatley's optic-eye flickered in understanding, "Of course Mate! You'll be going through the usual orientation, then GLaDOS will assign you a task. I'll show you the ropes." He said rolling in front of the human. "You're quite lively, aren't you? It's quite a refreshing change from the usual subjects we get in here...always so borinnnggg..." He commented, spinning in a circle as they both walked to the office- place-thing idk- Y/N followed Wheatley, "Oh, uh, thanks? I guess I'm just really excited to be here, I've researched so much….maybe too much- about Aperture Science and I'm glad to finally be here!" They continued to fidget, their hands now in their pockets as they tried to keep them still. Wheatley took note of that. "And here we are Mate! You can take a seat at a desk that GLaDOS told you was yours and you're good to go." Y/N nodded and plopped down on her seat getting to work not knowing that just by breathing they now has a needy robot's attention time skip You two get married and yap together forever /j ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a/n:...Idk this is honestly a shitpost and I should've waited till I wasn't burnt out because of school but...here ya go! hope you like it even though its dog doodo, might re-write this tbh or add part 2

a perspective on sonder

Sometimes, I wonder how one can be so close-minded. Selfish, even. Basking in the dying light of a summer evening, letting it wash over my face, I silently watch as one of my friends swats mindlessly at a small fly. It's small, harmless, but they smack it down without a second thought, and I can't help but wonder if that fly had a little family somewhere out there, waiting for it. A thought pops up in my bored mind: is this fly, probably not even able to fully grasp the concept of being alive let alone other living beings, even really conscious? My brows furrow when my companion kills it in one quick motion. It might be pretentious of me, yeah, sure. It's not like I've never done the same, but I do, just for a moment, feel sorry for the little life. Had its crime been invading personal space, or, as so many artificially empathetic ones have said before me, was it being small?

A campfire crackles in the distance with the people who lit it chatting cheerfully, sat around it. Slowly, I descend into the wild grass, stretching into it and feeling every little blade on my skin. What do I gain, pretending I care? Seeing beautiful, tall flowers freshly cut down by machinery, wondering whether they had wanted to keep on living for a reason other than pure instinct. They might not even have that, do they? I deeply mourn the loss of something unfamiliar, a stranger; something people consider a weed. So should I, and yet I don't. Maybe I do it to feel morally superior. Maybe I just want to elevate myself from the rest, pretend like I am in any way better. Neither of those reasons makes me any less selfish than my peers, whom I condescendingly looked down upon; rendering me the very person I tried so desperately not to be.

It is strange to think about the fact the lives not so far from mine can be so, so different. Really, it is pretty obvious, and yet I vividly remember seeing my neighbour in some odd place, breaking my perception of them as just my neighbour, something out of my field of vision, completely, forcing me to realize that they're so much more, have an own life, an own soul. A person that probably sees me as just their neighbour, like I did moments ago. It is apparent and logical, and yet I was, embarrassingly enough, never really aware of it. Sighing, I rise to my feet, grazing carefully on the lawn. The warm, salty breeze flows over from the sea and fills my lungs.. Soft waves crashing on the shore, I look over to my fellow sheep again, tormenting and being tormented by flies again.

And I wonder if humans would ever understand.

If you catch me ripping a show a new ass hole that’s how you then go “but I love it” KNOW I love a show.

Real fans are ass rippers

If you don’t critique a show I fail to see how you like it if you’re not willing to nit pick every detail

Ask me about any popular show I can and will fuck it up

If you catch me ripping a show a new ass hole that’s how you then go “but I love it” KNOW I love a show.

Real fans are ass rippers

If you don’t critique a show I fail to see how you like it if you’re not willing to nit pick every detail

i kind of want to yap about marvel rq.

aou ; i absolutely love this movie. one of, if not, my favourite marvel movie. (civil war is close bc my memory of it is watching it w my childhood friend) anyways, there are some issues with the movie. for example, pietro’s death was the biggest issue of the movie imo and thats what i will focus on.

for introductions, hai, im cas, a huge marvel fan and have been since ‘15. aou or avengers age of ultron is a marvel film and is the second avengers movie, but is the 9th (technically 11th), installment of marvel. *not including the incredible hulk. (9th excluding gotg)

to give a quick summary ; “when tony stark (rdj) jump-stars a dormant peace-keeping program, things go terribly awry, forcing him, thor (chris hemsworth), the incredible hulk (mark ruffalo), and the rest of the avengers to assemble. as the fate of earth hangs in the balance, the team is put to the ultimate test as they battle ultron, a technological terror hell-bent on human extinction. along the way, they encounter two mysterious and powerful newcomers, pietro and wanda maximoff.” (directly quoted from the about section of movie)

so, basically, the movie is about stopping ultron to put it simply, however, along the way, the two twins wanda and pietro maximoff soon join in to help bc they disagree w ultron’s idea of human extinction as they only wanted to end the avengers. however, pietro soon dies to save clint barton (hawkeye) while ultron was shooting at them from the avenger’s quinjet.

“why is this an issue?”

“a character died, so what?”

let me just say that, pietro has super speed. and if he has that, shouldn’t he be able to dodge bullets? (he quite literally DID in the comics, saving BOTH clint AND wanda) so this just doesn’t make sense ??

another issue is that his death was random? although, yes, there WAS foreshadowing, it still.. js didn’t make sense? in a deleted scene where thor was possessed, he stated that, in order to end ultron there needed to be “human sacrifice”. that would add a lot more to his death and make it have some meaning.

and finally, no one fucking acknowledges it in the movies? the one who does is fucking CLINT? NOT WANDA, his OWN twin sister. nah, she dgaf anymore. clint names his son after pietro, “nathaniel pietro barton” and he later on helps / protects wanda bc her brother saved clint’s life. however, wanda NEVER fucking mentions him again and it’s so?? what the fuck??

in conclusion, pietro should NOT have died. thank you 4 coming to my ted talk.

Instead of making a diff blog

I should make an Oakley hates or Oakley yaps hashtag

maybe I’ll do Oakley yaps

Humans were never meant to exist (Yap session)

Some of the most tragic homes I've seen were merely a shelter, something to fend against the elements, and nothing more. It leads me to wonder which is the real tragedy? Is it being forced to abandon what we could've been, our morals, or whatever It may be to simply survive? Is it a tragedy when it is no longer an option to live but a choice to not die? Is that the real tragedy? The loss of desire? The lack of want? The right to live being taxed? In which all that remains is need? Though there isn't a loss or lack of desire, is there? It is surely there but neglected out of necessity; all that remains is unfulfilled longing. The tragedy, which is our system that ensures we no longer need to be animals, we no longer need to survive and hunt and defend, that we can be civilized, continues to fail? And oftentimes on purpose. What is wrong? What is wrong with this system? What is wrong with those who made it? Is that not a question we often find ourselves asking? What is wrong?

What is wrong with the brain? The body? The systems and the histories and the children and the economy and environment! What is wrong with it all! With me! With them! Is that not why we create science and philosophy and religion? to figure out what is wrong with it all? And do we not categorize to determine what is right? Maybe not; I am not a scientist, nor am I a philosopher, and I'm certainly not religious. I think. It's surface leveled of me to simply say it is about the wrong with our world. I know better, I know that it is also about our curiosity, our seemingly never-ending hunger for understanding. But bear with me. Isn't it something we often find ourselves asking? What is sin? What is immoral? What is the issue, the problem, what is wrong? And we have a variety of answers to choose from. We've had a millennium to decide for ourselves, to pose the question. I sometimes wonder if we are what's wrong? Is the common denominator simply us? Humans? Are we always trying to discover what is wrong because we know intuitively that we are simply wrong as a species? Humans were never meant to exist. We Were a 1 in a million chance. Is that perhaps the problem? Is it simply that nothing we do or think or feel will ever be right because our mere existence was wrong, and flawed and parasitic to begin with? Are humans just inherently wrong? But wait--my mother told me that by saying we were "never meant to exist" would imply there is an order, that there is some code, something that predetermines existence. Life, What is meant to be, and what is right. That statement would imply something fateful. If we were never "meant" to exist, then why do we? If there is some divine set of rules and codes determining the privilege and curse of existence, why did it mess up? Am I wrong? Perhaps I'll never be right if this is the case.

This 🥰

i like to think i am a professional unprofessional

*jigs away*

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ⓘ - i'm just here to write the things i would want to read. i will not write smut !

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