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..... I really ship spideypool but... *Brings out twin daggers * Our smol bean is INNOCENT
Tony: Hey Steve I....is that Peter’s Phone?
Steve: yeah, he’s been really distracted by it lately. I just want to make sure our kid’s being responsible.
Tony: Cap, he’s an adult.....
Steve: He’s been texting Deadpool.
Tony: ok, I see your point, should we be worried about there texts?
Steve: naw, it’s just a bunch of eggplants and peaches.
Tony: *suiting up* I’m gonna kill Deadpool. I’m not sure how, but I will find a way.
Perjury
Based very heavily on this prompt. https://sharcncarter.tumblr.com/post/119890806258/based-on-daredevil-v2-20-25
I have like 5 other draft that i need to figure out what in the world the plot was for them. I'm using the picture above as a prompt. I'm using Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, you can use Toby's but tom's would be too young I think, he in college about 20-22 btw. Can be spideydevil (Spider-Man x Daredevil) if you want. Karen and foggy know their identities.
Peter POV:
It was a pretty Normal day, I got to my biology 101 on time and we got the just time, did well in my English test, and other college stuff. About 1:40 I got a text from Matt.
Magoo: Hey, can you come over to my place about 4pm? You don't need your suit.
Me: Ok. See you then.
Time skip to 3:57 pm
I knock on the door when the door opens foggy opens the door confused. "Hey peter? What's up?" He asks.
"I don't know Matt told me to meet him here at four. What's up guys?" I explain. While Karen and Matt say hello.
"So we have a case and I need you do do something." Matt explains sitting on the couch.
"So a guy is suing daredevil for property damage, and you took the case?" Peter says trying to wrap his head around what Matt is doing.
"I know that what we're trying to understand." Foggy says exasperated.
"That's right." Matt replies to peter.
"So you, as Matt Murdock are going to court against yourself, as daredevil?" Peter rephrases.
"Yep." Matt replies.
"We both still don't understand why he took that case." Karen tell him.
"You took the case defending castle." Matt tells Karen.
"Am I the only one who cares about what happens to the firm?" Foggy asks. "Because it seems like it."
"And because we're friends you're asking me, Peter Parker to dress up as daredevil." Peter saying sitting on the opposite side of the couch from Matt. "And sit in front of a judge and commit perjury by saying I am the real daredevil."
"Well, when you put it like that..." Matt says.
"Did you really think he would do that?" Karen asks Matt.
"He hasn't technically said no yet, there still hope." the blind avocado at law says.
"No. There really not." The seeing avocado says.
Time skip.
"Please state your name." Franklin Nelson says.
"When I'm in this consume its Daredevil, one word." Peter tells the court.
Matt gives him a small smile and a ok sign.
"I still can't believe he said yes." Karen whispers to Foggy.
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I don’t quite understand how you can ship Peter with Wade which, yeah is cute when done correctly because some people really can’t write Wade properly, but you don’t ship Peter with Matt Murdock. Like cute blind lawyer and cute nerdy science geek? I love that shit. Plus I think they’d be more likely to meet being as they both live and work in New York where as Wade is busy being a mercenary and whatever. I dunno I just ship Peter and Matt more than I ship Wade and Peter.
I seriously love the idea of a fanfic where Peter is in a relationship with Matt and they meet Deadpool and Matt suddenly gets self conscious because Wade is able to make Peter laugh really easily and he seems a lot more comfortable with Wade then him so he starts to push Peter away but then Peter is all like “dude I love you” and Matt doesn’t believe till Wade tells him that Peter never stops talking about how awesome Matt is n stuff and then they become bros and Spideydevil prevails!