..... I Really Ship Spideypool But... *Brings Out Twin Daggers * Our Smol Bean Is INNOCENT

..... I really ship spideypool but... *Brings out twin daggers * Our smol bean is INNOCENT

Tony: Hey Steve I....is that Peter’s Phone?

Steve: yeah, he’s been really distracted by it lately. I just want to make sure our kid’s being responsible.

Tony: Cap, he’s an adult.....

Steve: He’s been texting Deadpool.

Tony: ok, I see your point, should we be worried about there texts?

Steve: naw, it’s just a bunch of eggplants and peaches.

Tony: *suiting up* I’m gonna kill Deadpool. I’m not sure how, but I will find a way.

Ok but just hear me out

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Teddy Lupin, in his first year of Hogwarts with blue hair, being a rebellious, little prankster just like a mix of Marauders and the Weasley twins.

ALONG with snogging in dark corners in later years.

James and Sirius just...shocked and losing their shit in the afterlife with a certain cinnamon roll Remus Lupin in the back face palming as Teddy gets ready to jump off the astronomy tower with a pair of made up wings.

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And then...

WE HAVE THE CHAOTIC GA- I mean guys.

Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter.

James cheering, almost strangling Merlin in happiness as Albus finally asks Scorpius to be his boyfriend in the Great Hall in front of everyone in the most extravagant way possible with Sirius in the background doing the hula in a hula skirt and flower accessories.

...Hazel, you innocent looking cinamon roll...also...GRACE, VALDEZ. Y'ALL BE BROS NOT HOES

Frank: Why are your tongues purple?

Jason: We had slushees, i had a red one

Leo: I had a blue one

Frank: oh

Frank:

Frank: OH

Hazel:

Hazel: So you drank each other’s slushees?

Me: *me in the middle of class outta nowhere *...lets commit arson

My bff: *twirling pen in hand * yeah okay.

My bro: *sighs * Not again...

Percy: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Leo: What in the hades Percy?!

Percy: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Percy, whispering: wanna help me commit arson?

Leo, whispering back: Yeah of course man, what do you need?

Bonus:

Jason: Hey guys have you seen Pip--

Piper: *being chased by honeybees along with the bear from before with Percy and Will *

Annabeth, Nico, Jason: *Facepalm * Idiots

Annabeth: it’s so beautiful out here!

Nico: and quiet

Annabeth: too quiet

Nico: did we lose someone?

[cut to Percy and Will being chased by a bear]

...starring

Me as William Solace

My brother as The Cop

Nico *In the shadows watching the interaction between the cop and Will and facepalming * : My bestie

Cop: We got a call that said you had pot in your car

Will: *pulls out a flower pot* Oh you mean this?

Cop: *laughing* Oh, my mistake. What're you growing?

Will:

Will: Weed