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what is up with akito always having toya in his cards like???? 😭😭 you aren't slick my guy i know what you are

Dude!! I play guitar and would love to cover the ballad! Thanks for suggesting!

Good morning Ninjago fandom! How y'all doing? Hope y'all are feeling good!

New week! New energy! I've got plenty of inspiration and I'm ready to write! Let's finish this ninjago fanseason's first episode!!! WOOO!!!🤩

This is such a different storyline; it was so refreshing to read! The world-building is so amazing and descriptive. I really felt like I was sitting next to Jimin watching porn with him. Not only was it immersive, but the realism of finding hot porn that piques your interest was spot on!!!! I’m not one to read (or be into) anal or mommy kinks, but it was so well written. The foreplay was so gentle and dominant, really capitalizing the complex dynamic of JK and OC’s porn. The complexities really showcased why it’s so popular amongst viewers (and why Joon suggested it in the first place). Your girl is a huge sucker for spanking scenes that isn’t too overtly degrading and this one fed me well. Thank you for writing this piece!! I enjoyed reading it! 

𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖺 ♥︎ jeongguk (ft jimin)

𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖺 jeon jeongguk / reader (ft jimin) genre: pornstar au, smut rating: explicit words: 7391

This position is particularly ambiguous; your face is almost gone, only slightly in frame, with the lens zoomed further in to your ass and Jeongguk’s thighs, his ass there but moving as he leans for the lube across the bed. If he wanted, Jimin could pretend the figure beneath Jeongguk was a boy- could be him, if he wanted. He does not want. 

a/n: literally nobody asked for this. yes, the namjoon sequel is coming soon, so don’t worry about that :-) it’s time for baby boy jimin to have some fun <3 also this exposes my desire to eat koos ass. its pretty i just wanna nom nom :3

warnings: graphic sexual content, porn themes, fingering, anal fingering, anal sex, rim jobs, sex toys, dirty talk, bisexual jimin, ass eating, really slight blasphemy, overstimulation, anal virginity, daddy kink, mommy kink, koo and y/n are freaky okay, probably an unrealistic interpretation of pornhub livestreams, whore-shaming (?), cock slut shaming (?)

Jimin was bored. With most of the fraternity out for a party that Jimin was sadly not invited to (not that he exactly cares for parties held by Jackson, because let’s be honest, he doesn’t really like the guy), Jimin sat at home on his bed with the telly flicking with a show he cared little about, the pictures talking silently.

“Please tell me you’re going to be home,” Jimin had begged, clinging uselessly to the oversized sleeve of Kim Namjoon, who reluctantly pulled away from his fisted hands and grabbed his coat from behind the door. Sorry, little man, I’ve gotta get out of the house more. “But I’m going to be all alone. I’m the only one who wasn’t invited to that shitty party.” I’ll come home early for you, if you’d like. “I would not like. Just go, get out of my face.”

Namjoon didn’t know what else to say other than sorry, patronisingly running his fingers through Jimin’s hair. Unlike Namjoon, who had already spent two god-awful years at University, Jimin was a newbie, a first year, dipping his toes into waters to figure out which one he liked best. Namjoon shrugged his coat on halfway, tossing Jimin the phone charger he asked for moments prior. Try to entertain yourself, he had said. Watch porn. Hey, I just recently found a new porn duo to watch!

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Wow

Is That A Fact ? by Noel Gallagher

Here’s a transcript: Is That A Fact? Alright I’m Going Home, Don’t Want To Hear Your Voice No More Don’t You Phone Because I Won’t Be There What’s That You Say? You Never Like Me Anyway!? Is That A Fact? Well I Don’t Care What You Need Is A Real Good Hiding Coz With You I’ve Been Siding All My Life I Know Your My Brother, But Only Because You Came From My Mother Time And Time And Time Again, I’ve Seen What Your Really Like. So Shut Your Moaning Coz Your Wasting My Time

A pre-Definitely Maybe song.

Dick: So you ever just want someone to hug you? Like, just because they WANT to. They actually care about you and don't have an ulterior motive. And I know a lot of people have aversions to touch, and that's why they don't hug me very hard or at all, but sometimes I just want to be pulled into a bone crushing hug because they CARE about me and not because they're trying to hurt me, or manipulate me, or stop me from escaping. Is that weird?

The justice league (-Bruce), who get physical affection often:

Bruce, who has not hugged Dick in years to not overstep his boundaries:

All his siblings (barring Tim and Damian), who thought he was the most mentally stable:

Tim, who knew something was wrong already but didn't wanna mention it in case of upsetting him:

Damian: ... *Slowly walks up to him and hugs his leg. (He's short)*

Superman: *Flies behind him and pulls him into a bear hug probably strong enough to suffocate someone without Bat-Training™*

Lol remember when Harry, Ron, and Hermione thought Draco Malfoy was the heir of Slytherin, capable of killing other people and unleashing the monster that was in the chamber of secrets?

why is making guys so rough lolllll it’s fine

This is how they chew their cow ears

(๑﹏๑//)

taehyung smiling at you :-)

ultimately there are two types of sad songs. the first one is like a warm embrace. the second one is like rubbing salt on your wounds.

Just listen-

do you think vessels sneeze thru their eyes?

Greetings, anon. I appreciate that you've come to me with this question! While I don't consider myself to be enough of an authority on the field of vessel biology to answer this question myself, I am more than happy to open a poll so that we can answer this crucial question with the help of the hk community. I would like to propose the following options:

Personally, I believe C to be the correct answer. If a reasonable amount of answers are acquired by June 1st, you may expect a follow-up analysis of the results shortly after.

EDIT: I meant by JULY 1st it already is June oh my god im stupid.

ME, REAL

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

the master killed missy because she was serving too hard

he couldn’t handle it

HeadShot AU by @dynamicsimp !

TWs: bright colors, pink blood, fake g*n, headwound

Evil Macaque go brrrr....

I couldn't resist doing something for this amazing AU, so have some brainrot I got from it!

Now while I really like how sweet and wholesome the actual AU is, I just love making things far more angsty than necessary, so that's how this smol vid came to be :]