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It doesn't matter how old I am. Dr. Doofenshmirtz going "a platypus?" when he sees Perry without the hat and then going "PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!" as soon as he puts the hat on. Will always be the funniest shit in this world, and you can fight me on that.
; hi I haven't slept in days and I think if god is real they defo got drunk when making the Platypus because what the fuck
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In Webkinz world, the special item that comes with a Google (the Webkinz version of a platypus) is "Google's Scrying Pond." This implies that googles can see the future, which is totally on-brand for them. In this essay I will
Great job little dude, you're getting it all figured out
"Umm, how can you be ‘semiaquatic’, you either are aquatic or you’re not. Don’t be greedy."
"So, I get that you’re a monotreme and everything, but do you identify more as a rodent or a bird?"
"Ugh, why do you have to be such a special snowflake. Do you and like three other species need an entire order to describe yourselves that separates you from mammals that birth live young?"
"You needlessly complicate an artificially constructed system of classification. Why don’t you just lose the webbed feet and beak and egg laying ways and become a proper mammal."
"Ha! You may look like you belong to class Aves, but I know for a fact that birds don’t have fur. You’re such a phony."
"Why do you insist on appropriating beaks and webbed feet. Like, you admitted you weren’t a bird, stop incorporating them into your anatomy. All you’re doing is making birds look less legitimate as an order."
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Well, maybe they’re like platypuses and forgot that they were mammals.
I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals
The Main Perry 5(Perry, Groucho Perry,Fedora Perry, Female Perry, and Fez Perry): 🐦HAPPY NATIONAL PLATYPUS DAY 2023🐦!!!!!!!! Heya guys! Happy National Platypus Day! Platypus Day 2023 has officially arrived! I hope you guys are having an awesome Platypus Day! In case if you guys don’t know what Platypus Day is, Platypus Day, also known as National Platypus Day, is a Phineas and Ferb promotion and accompanying marathon usually held in the first Saturday of March by Disney Channel and Disney XD in an attempt to “create a new holiday to celebrate one of our most valuable semi-aquatic undercover agents”, as Major Monogram describes it. And that most valuable semi aquatic undercover agent is Perry the Platypus(my platybestfriend in rp). In this post, Perry and his siblings are all wishing everyone a Happy Platypus Day! Hope you enjoy this tiny reel and we hope that you guys have an awesome Platypus Day!🐦
sturddlefish weren't supposed to exist. they were supposed to be infertile eggs but instead they hatched?? the last common ancestor between surgeon and paddlefish was 180 million years ago- that's like trying to cross a modern human with a platypus (common ancestor ~170 million years ago). it shouldn't have worked
and because the sturddlefish weren't really genetically all there (many of the eggs didn't make it very far into the development) the ones that hatched looked very different from one another
source: wikimedia
specifically, it was a cross between the Russian Sturgeon and the American Paddlefish. if you're thinking "they're both fish though" I need you to remember that "fish" is a SHAPE. just like "tree" and "crab" and "ferret" are shapes. except things have been living in the water much, much longer than they've been living on land, so "fish" have had even longer to evolve away from each other. the last time their common ancestor existed, humans and platypi hadn't even branched off from each other
I’d like to present something that I’m very proud of. And essay on the wonderful and amazing platypus I love them and you should too
I would like to mention that I’m not a professional and to fact check anything I wrote in this essay and I got a majority of my info from Wikipedia(which is a lot more reliable than people make it out to be) and I wrote some of it but used can’t gpt to write most of it and get facts I did change some of the words so it’s a mix but I hope you like it and I shared my love for platypi justly okay byeeeeee