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Hm... What about a double lancaster? Jaune x (female)Ruby and (male)Ruby

(wanted to try an outlandish one and came up with this)

Are these twins Rubes? Is one Ruby from a parallel world?

Might as well do the inverse, right?

A whole mess of'em

Blake: So... Who tops?

Ruby/Weiss: Me.

Blake: ?

R/W: ... Weiss/Ruby

Blake: ??

R/W: ... Jaune

Blake: ???

Jaune + Ruby: *Resting in the shade*

Nora: *Racing towards them* JAUNE! RUBY!

Jaune: Huh?

Ruby: So loud. It's way too hot for your craziness, Nora.

Nora: Ren's getting hit on!

JNR: *Running through the streets at top speed*

Jaune: Formation B!

NR: Roger!

Ren: *Talking to a girl*

NR: Renny!

Ruby: *Latches onto him* Who is that woman?! Have you forgotten the night you toasted to my eyes?! That night!?

Nora: *Also latches onto him* Was it all a lie when you said your time with me was the most enjoyable of all?!

Ren: ... What?

Jaune: Could you not touch him so casually, please... YOU HOMEWRECKERS?!

Ren: ?

Jaune: Renny has guitar practice with me now. Let's go home, Renny. Today, I'll have you master "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star~." *Wink*

Ren: *Turns to the girl* Please, don't mind them. Keep going straight ahead and you'll reach the station.

Random Girl: Thank you so much. *Bows before leaving*

JNR: Huh?

Ren: Alright, seriously, what was that? Could you guys not, please? You're embarrassing me.

Ruby: Uncle Qrow, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Qrow: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Ruby. Avenge me!

Wolf Ruby: *Whispering* Do you hear that, Jaune?

Jaune: No, is it a grimm?

Ruby: No, it's just the sound of my undying love for you. *licks Jaune's face*

Jaune: ???

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?

Ruby: Was it good for you?~

Jaune: I can't feel below my waist.

Loud continuous squeaks could be heard from upstairs, the ceiling lamp shaking violently from the impact.

Tai: ...

Summer: ...

Raven: ...

Yang: ... So we're just pretending this isn't happening? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking.

Tai: Raven, why would you let Ruby bring that boy into our house?!

Raven: I don't know, what do you want from me? She thought that Arc kid was cool, for some reason, and asked if he'd like to come over with us.

Ruby: *Races down in just her tank top and shorts, before grabbing and quickly downing an entire quartan of milk.*

Ruby: Ahh~ Alright, back to uh... Back upstairs. *Disappears is a burst of roses*

Squeaking continues

Tai: ... Well I'm intervening.

Summer: Intervening with puberty? She's at that age, lets just be proud the first boy she's into seems nice.

Yang: Jeez, did I really set the bar that low?