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sometimes stupid and cute
Hot how this gauzy, scantily cut bikini brief hugs his sexy slim hips, stretched taut over his ample cock.
There's something particularly arousing about a cute young stud innocently proud of his flexed biceps. And this one with his tanned meaty legs and the clear outline in his pouch. He's so cute and accessible, yet powerful and dominating, whether he knows it or not. In a moment he could take me down and beat me up. I'd submit.
This guy, so hot. Powerful, sculpted body all the way down to sexy feet. Then there's his tiny posers revealing his nicely defined manhood climbing into their narrow sides. Don't know why these guys aren't hard all the time.
Scott Burnett
Chris spotted gold. It would be solid in about 20 seconds as his bf Brad was wearing the exact same design but in a thong and on his first set of squats.
Before the shift manager said anything, Brad sounded off.
First, the shirt was too small, the tie was practically a string, and there were holes in the underwear suggesting to Brad they might have a moth problem. To top it off, the lady at wardrobe didn't issue any pants! This was officially the worst first day with a catering company ever. Who exactly were they catering to anyway? Brad was prettty certain the city health inspector wouldn't be a fan of someone barely dressed running around a ballroom with a gigantic meat platter.
Brad would learn the term 'softcore' in a phone conversation with his new talent agent not five minutes later. It was at the end of that revealing chat where Brad remembered his boyfriend Chris warned him that it was a little weird to sign with anyone new at 3:12am on a Tuesday in the Hollywood Hills. The thought spurred itself sporadically when his agent mentioned his new pair of Gucci sunglasses were misplaced so he needed to cut things short to find go them. It was the only accessory that ever worked for him.
That was easy for Brad to relate to. He couldn't even find pants in the moment. Luckily this wasn't the worst personal crisis in his 22 year history. Brad rarely wore more than a thong as it was. On the other hand, It was very difficult for Brad to believe someone as generous and attentive as his new agent would take advantage of him. After all, it was the fresh representation who patiently waited 45 minutes at the party while Brad tried to figure out which Speedo to wear in the hot tub. If it wasn't for the suggestion to just ditch the swimmers all together, he'd probably still be there. His new agent was a hero.
The guy on the phone said Brad had a good point.
After ever so briefly thanking him for the validation, Brad mentioned it was funny he said that as his new agent said the same thing probably a dozen times while trying on swimmers. What was really surprising to Brad was that everyone in the hot tub agreed when he recounted the thoughtful episode. No one ever listened to him. It was one of the natural pitfalls of being both 22 and so damn attractive. Few took you seriously.
At that point, Brad was promptly asked to drop the pants, hang up the phone, and return to work.
And that everyone is how the Meat Platter softcore stripper series was born.
