Chris Spotted Gold. It Would Be Solid In About 20 Seconds As His Bf Brad Was Wearing The Exact Same Design

Chris spotted gold. It would be solid in about 20 seconds as his bf Brad was wearing the exact same design but in a thong and on his first set of squats.

Growing up drop dead gorgeous in a less than emotionally intelligent environment, Chris had the unfortunate experience of learning about life with a sex drive the hard way.

After three good goes at his first crush, Chris tallied two broken bones, one round of stitches, and wrecked four floor to ceiling mirrors. He finally came across the ugly underwear method after meeting a scout from Barbizon sophomore year while shopping at JC Penny.

Ever since, Chris has not only looked like a model, he could also hold a conversation with his ever beautiful mirror self, along with other equally attractive men.

In case you’re wondering there wasn’t a higher category of attractive.

Ugh. This was not what he wanted for his post. Chris swore he had a filter for ‘hot mess.’ This… whatever it was… This was perfect. He didn’t want that.

Ok. This was getting more than annoying. Chris needed to think imperfectly.

Hmmmmm. Maybe Lindsey Lohan had an app… Chris dove in the App Store to find out.

Sure enough, she did not.

Chris’ honeycomb was big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Ok now.... Inhale!

Well felt like a deep subject to Chris. Could his boyfriend Brad circle back to Barbiecore bulge’s? It was much more interesting and felt quiet relevant. Maybe Brad could feel it too.

For the longest time Brad thought Celsius was a cellulite cream.