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One of these days I'm just gonna go feral and write self indulgent X Reader fics of my favs but Marvus simps are still here and must be fed. They are appreciated deeply but this is not a Marvus only blog and I am one free moment away from screaming into the abyss about my favs. Which probably won't get as many likes or reblogs but they're self indulgent for a reason lol. But worry not because I am always taking requests and asks for writing especially because the ideas thrown my way are serotonin in these crazy ass times.

So I was thinking to myself one part of me wants cute slice of life stories and then the other part of me want deep political machinations with intrigue and stuff.

And then yet another part of me was like: why not an combination of both?

So I told my dad about this because I like to bounce ideas off of him, and he helps me refine them. However, I was not expecting his response.

My father who I care about deeply and very much respect who is also sometimes a deeply sarcastic and witty man: "So, like Jane Austen?"

And that just. Got me. It was like a punch till the gut. Here I was expecting some utterly strange name or amalgamation and I just get hit with this truth bomb out of left field.

Because he's right. That combination is Jane Austen's works, very much so. The romances of the heroines and the intrigue of their social circles are exactly that.

But I think the thing that was really getting me, the thing that just had me sitting there like some odd gelatinous mass, was that I someone who is very much a fan of Austen(as is my father), a writer and creative by nature, had not considered that very very simple explanation.

And then I realized I wouldn't have considered that possibility. Not at first. It's not in my nature to do so. I look for the odd eccentric answers. However my father, who is quite the excellent storyteller himself, has one important fundamental difference from me when it comes to these things:

He thinks analytically.

It may be obvious by this point that I do not. I think of things very abstractly. I observe the world very differently. My spatial awareness is nothing to write home about. Indeed, my social awareness is nothing stunning either.

However, I did inherit his tendency to ramble. So that's what this is. This is my word vomit about something that just struck me oddly.

Does it have a point? Who knows! Do I just want to ramble about it and hope someone hears me screaming my stray thoughts into the void? Yes. Isn't that the point of this hellsite (deeply affectionate)?

So I have Ideas...Twisted Metal has Sam Wilson, WWE Wrestler, and Rosa from Brooklyn 99.

This show might be small, but the crossover potential is large.

Here's what I'm thinking.

- Quiet and John? Absolutely Adorable. John not knowing Quiets name but knowing he loves her 🥲. Or Quiets brother somehow surviving and becoming best friends with John. And both of these idiots annoy Quiet 24/7 and she hates and loves it. Or maybe her brother doesn't survive but is a ghost. Same outcome tho, John and him totally BFF's. And oh my gosh can you imagine Quiet finds a camera and takes a picture of herself and John, so he has a new family photo 🥺

- Amber and Miranda? So Fucking Adorable. I mean Amber being upset so she tries to poison Miranda, Miranda being upset so she pushes Amber out a moving Truck. Absolutely Hilarious Couple Quirks.

- Granny Dread and how she reacted to the fall, became a Trucker Old One, raised Miranda, most importantly how she got the idea to write Car Sex For Dummies.

- Reader/OC fics where you survive the fall and make your own community? Or your a milkman with your own gimmick and badass car. Hell maybe your a Vulture, but you want to be better. Or your a cop who fuckin hates Stone. So much potential.

- Marvel Crossover where Sam Wilson is who John Doe used to be. I think with this one you need to mess with the timeline a bit. Maybe it's a No Superhero Au.

- Supernatural crossover where Dean Sam and Cas survive this world driving Baby and the Pimpmobile.

Baby instead of being all clean and sleek, she's a badass tank of a car with patch metal work and a grenade launcher.

Dean and John Doe randomly meet and gush over their girls. Maybe John is envious of Dean having family.

Bobby Singer being a Trucker Elder or a Map Maker/Information Station. Him and Granny would definitely go way back.

Castiel could be an Ex-Holy Man that ran away from all that crazy. Maybe he was supposed to kill the Milk Men that go by Hunters, but instead saved him.

Or maybe Hunters are their own group? They take care of the monsters for the communities. Maybe their heavily respected. And maybe thats another reason the walls are closed so tight, to make sure nothing gets in. Or for a NoMonster Au, maybe they actually hunt wild animals for the different communities or maybe they find the rarest items for you.

Dean meeting Miranda and flirting with her or gushing over just how badass she is. And Miranda showing Cas her plants which attract Bees. Sam learning how to make poisons and poison bullets, and blushing and uncomfortable every time Granny says something crass.

- And honestly I don't know if I'm cracked in the head or what, but the moment Stu met Sweet Tooth, my brain set sail on that ship. And I know others boarded with me.

I'm desperate....help...

im torn between making smth like monster high or those old 8bit horror games like IB and mad father or soul eater, ya know just kinda spooky themed stuff or halloween themed for one of the fandoms i usually make content for (obey me , genshin or finish my mha halloween set) or just go with villains , either like random villains from different animes or the fatui or smth

ugughg i need to brain storm halloween merch for this year

how i feel rn with how many fics i have going and that are probably gonna be unfinished x_x

Oh, and that adds up with him knowing ancient Greek in the show. Like, he knows he's half Greek and his mom teaches him so that they can all speak together. Also, maybe he's heard of Thalia, like his dad talking about how she was a hero but saying that she died in an explosion or shooting or something, so when Annabeth talks about her being a tree, he's like 'my cousin died, she's not a tree'. Adding to the disbelief he feels. Oh, and when he meets Medusa has a whole other meaning, like he is talking about what he did to her and him saying that his dad had changed but not justifying his dad's actions, saying that he is not his father. Or when Hermes talks about wanting to be a better father for Luke, Percy would be like: I didn't even know that Peter was my father and he still supported me and my mother, so don't give me that bull-. Also, Gabe wouldn't be in the picture, as Percy would be protected enough, as no monster would ever mess with Peter. I have so many ideas.

Percy Jackson AU where instead of Poseidon being absent in Percy’s life, he helps raise him. But Percy doesn’t know his dad is Poseidon. He thinks Peter Johnson is a marine biologist and a fisherman who is frequently on long business trips for his job. Maybe Sally and Poseidon are divorced, and she marries Smelly Gabe or maybe they’re still together, who knows.

Just, instead of Percy being in anger at the gods for neglecting their children he’s in disbelief that his very normal father is Poseidon. They go on fishing trips together all the time and he dresses like a tacky Hawaiian tourist. Not a god. He refuses to believe this despite Grover being a satyr, and Mr. Brunner being a centaur.

I’m not sure if Percy should know all of the gods or not. Maybe he knows Mr. D already as Cousin Dexter. Cousin Dexter has shown up a couple of times in his life. He’s a devil for the drink and a known alcoholic, so why is he at this weird camp playing cards with Grover and Mr. Brunner? And they start talking about the gods and demigods again. And Mr. D calls him ‘mortal.’ And Percy’s like yeah, no Cousin Dexter has had a bit too much to drink despite the fact that he can’t smell any alcohol on him, and he’s only been drinking Diet Coke. Percy switches subjects as to why Mr. D isn’t drinking any alcohol. Apparently, his father won’t let him drink alcohol anymore and is forcing him to work at this summer camp. Percy is happy to hear this because at least someone isn’t having Cousin Dexter’s shit anymore.

Then they switch gears back into the conversion about gods existing and he’s sure Grover, or Mr. Brunner, or Mr. D will say sike, but none of them do. They all seriously believe in the gods. Well Percy is stubborn and won’t be convinced this easily.

And then he finds out that Hades stole the master bolt and has his mother, and he’s like uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is a god of the underworld? And he has my mother and stole Zeus’s lightning bolt? No way. Uncle Hector lives in LA and works at a music producing studio. He is not the god of the underworld. He is not Hades, this is insane and Percy does not appreciate being punked. He’ll admit some supernatural stuff is real because a minatur killed his mom, but being a demigod no way.

And they keep telling Percy about the family drama and he’s still in disbelief. All he knows about uncle Zane is that his father is not on good terms with him. There’s no way uncle Zane who his father HATES, who works in the Empire State Building is Zeus. There’s just no way.

And then he finds out about the Big Three and forbidden children thing. And he goes ‘That can’t be true uncle Hector has two kids: cousin Bianca and cousin Nico.’ And he just accidentally spoils to everyone that Hades has not kept his end of the pact about fathering more mortal children.

And then they’re on the road going through quests fighting against Alecto again, Echidna, and Medusa and Percy still can’t believe the gods are real.

It isn’t until he gets to the underworld that he starts believing. There seated on a dark throne surrounded by skeletons is Uncle Hector? Uncle Hector is actually Hades? He’s freaking out he’s never seen his uncle this way before. He’s terrifying and keeps demanding this Helm of Darkness thing in exchange for his mother. Where’s Nico he wants to hang out with his cousin?

And maybe Percy sasses him because what the heck uncle Hector sending furies after your nephew and holding your sister-in-law hostage and accusing your nephew of theft is not cool. And things for the most part will proceed like they do in the book for the most part. I could see Hades when he’s pretending to be a human behaving similarly to Jay Duplass’s portrayal of him in the TV show. Just a comical uncle who is most certainly not lord of the underworld.

(I’ve only seen the TV and I’ve almost finished the first book so far, but I do know Hades has two kids named Bianca and Nico)

all i know is c!tommy is queer. in which ways? up to you and ultimately undefinable tbh

is he trans? yeah sure! in which way? whatever way is funniest in the current moment ofc

he’s simultaneously the straightest character in his group and the gayest little creature to ever exist. yes he is also aroace. he is somehow part of beeduos relationship and actively disgusted by them at the same time. he is married many times without ever having been in a romantic relationship. it’s beautiful and insane

all of these are true at once, don’t worry about it too much, it’s just the c!tommy way

Heh heh heh. ::stares at my long list of google docs::

what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs

I felt

You know what is the worst? Being a reader trying to catch up on fics WHILE bring a writer who is behind on writing their own fics.

suburban neighbors AU

I want to do an AU where Wade moves into a gated community and spots his new neighbor outside, drinking beer and mowing his lawn in a sweaty tank top and booty shorts; and the little old ladies across the street sees him gawking and pulls Wade aside to tell him Logan is the resident homewrecker, like he's broken up two marriages already (Jean and Scott and Eric and Charles). None can withstand his slutty ways, so he should stay away if he wants to survive with his relationships intact. Wade's like, "well, lucky for him, I am painfully single."

Basically, I just want to write Logan being so unintentionally sexy that he wrecks marriages with his mere existence in the vanilla-ass suburbs and Wade simping for him and talking through his weird feelings with his walking group gal pals whose average age is 68 years young. Yes, Al is in that walking group and she fucking hates listening to him talk about his man crush but there are no other walking groups in the neighborhood and she was there first.

“Are you ok?” 

“No,” Wade was shaking from head to toe, “I went over there to yell at him for blocking our shared driveway, but he answered the door in a slutty little towel and I think I blacked out.” 

Ellie raised an eyebrow. “Did you really?” 

“Either that or I asked to suck his cock,” He poured himself a tall glass of water from the tap and gulped it down. Wade wiped his mouth on the back of a hand and exhaled, “God, I hope it was the former.” 

Loud aggressive banging came from the front door then. 

“Shit.” 

“Yeah, I’d put my money on the verbal sexual harassment. Want me to grab my baseball bat?” 

“What am I gonna do with your baseball bat?” 

“Fuck him up.”

“I want to fuck him, not fuck him up. There’s a difference, child. Pay attention.”

I want to write, i have ideas, i can't write. If I had someone with me to bounce ideas maybe. Or hire a scribe to write down every thing I say like in medieval times