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Creatuanary 27 - Huginn + Muninn
Again, original theme was a more human-like one so I went with these two instead :)
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans
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Donnie: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Donnie: i became more evil if you’re curious Raph: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Donnie: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Splinter, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Draxum: You did WHAT– Mikey: William Snakepeare
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Warren, tending to Hypno's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Hypno: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Repo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Leo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Big Mama: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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April: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Cassandra: You mean literally or figuratively? April: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Huginn: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Muninn: You need to stop.
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 2
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Raph: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Leo: Oh, I’m always running Leo: The question is from what
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Splinter: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Warren: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? April: *chugs entire bottle* April: It’s perfume.
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Donnie: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Huginn: If? Muninn: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Mikey: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Draxum, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Big Mama, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Hypno: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Meat Sweats: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 9
April: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Splinter: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Leo & Raph: Leo: Was it Raph?
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Draxum: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Muninn: Huginn, probably.
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Todd, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Mikey: Blue flavor! Todd: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Mikey: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Todd: Blue is not a flavor! Mikey: BLUE FLAVOR!
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Jase: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Donnie: No, that's not how you make cookies. Kendra: FLOOR IT!! Jase: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Donnie: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Jase:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Jeremy: DO IT! Donnie: NO-
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Warren: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Hypno: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Warren: But you’re always acting stupid? Hypno: ... Hypno: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Leo: Why does Raph always do the laundry so loudly? April: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Raph, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part ~10~
Mikey: Raph, do you love me? Raph: Of course I do! Mikey: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Raph: Well, of course I… would… Mikey: I mean something really, really— Raph: Mikey, what did you do?
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Leo: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Casey II: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Leo: Not when you’re playing with Cassandra, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Warren, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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Splinter, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. April: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Splinter: I have depression, what do you think?
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Huginn: Today at 7 am, Muninn poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Draxum: I watched Muninn brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm. Big Mama: The survivability of the gargoyle race never fails to amaze me.
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Baxter: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
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Repo: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Meat Sweats: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Donnie: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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April: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves. Raph: Okay, my name is Raph but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad. April: Okay that's not happening- how about you! Mikey: I'm Mikey and I like the movie White Chicks! April: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that. Donnie: My name is Donnie and I hate this place, it actually sucks here... April: Okay... and you... Leo: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Person E and my favorite color is... math.
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 12
Mikey: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Leo: 'Prettiest Smile' April: 'Nicest Personality' Donnie: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Raph: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Big Mama: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
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Muninn: So, what is Huginn to you? Draxum: The reason I wake up every morning. Muninn: ...That’s adorable. Huginn earlier that morning, barging into Draxum′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N., trying to comfort Splinter: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Foot Lieutenant: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Warren: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Foot Lieutenant: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Warren: But I heard a siren. Foot Brute: That was Hypno. Hypno: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Splinter: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Raph: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins? April: Can't relate. Mikey: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 17
Mikey: Today, Leo took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Casey II to the following people: Raph, Donnie, April, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
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Cassandra: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Sunita: Why are we so fucking awesome? Cassandra: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Draxum: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... Draxum: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. Muninn: ...That took an unexpected turn. Huginn: So did their neck.
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Warren: Which country has the most birds? Warren: Portu-geese! Meat Sweats: That's a language. Warren: Portu-gull? Meat Sweats: Good recovery. Repo: I think you mean good re-dovery. Hypno: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Otto von Bearto: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Bayou 'Bearto: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Albearto: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Chef Albéar: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Al-beardo: ...put it away.
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Baxter on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Baxter on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Big Mama: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Draxum: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Splinter: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part ~20~
Sorry for the wait. I got distracted by stuff at school and a busy weekend after returning home for the summer. I'll try not to let such a long hiatus happen again unless absolutely necessary. With that said...
LET'S GET THIS TRAIN ROLLING!
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Raph: I’m so excited! Mikey: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... Raph: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! Mikey: Yeah!
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Splinter: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.
~ April: I just drank a lego piece. Warren: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid? April: Yes. Warren: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?! April: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
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Leo: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul! Donnie: Why is Cassandra's a monster? Cassandra: Leo, you forgot Donnie's! Its only an empty space! Leo, proudly: Exactly
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Big Mama: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Baxter: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Draxum? Draxum: …Not really. Baxter: Nothing? Draxum: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
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Meat Sweats: When life gives you lemons, what do you do? Albearto: Make lemonade! Meat Sweats: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with its own shit.
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Huginn: If there’s one thing I learned from Muninn, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
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Ghost Bear: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Sunita: I can be your partner for the next race. Hypno: Sorry, Sunita. It's a sibling race. Todd: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Hypno: It's only children, Todd. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!
Day 1 of #rorweek2021 - High School / College
Tbh, I'm kinda confused at what I'm writing myself XD but pls do enjoy reading it anyway ｡.:*☆ It's been so many years since I last wrote a fanfic.
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