Starkid Npmd - Tumblr Posts - Page 6
i have been hearing this song all over the place so of course i have to get npmd involved
Standing in the yard, dressed like a kid
a younger richie & max stand together hand in hand, theres a bandaid on max's face that richie insisted he put on a small scratch. they're watching fireflies flit about, & they're so sure they'll be friends forever
The house is white and the lawn is dead
they're older now. max is scared, so he's mean. the house he lives in is white. his dad is mean. no, he's downright cruel. richie doesn't even want to look at him anymore. their friendship is dead.
The lawn is dead, the lawn is dead
they're dead. max misses richie even if he won't admit it. they're dead. richie misses the times from before. they miss each other. they're dead.
(song is half return by adrianne lenker)
If I had a nickel for every time I watched a green coded supernatural entity scream about how they don't give a shit about peoples phones I would have two nickels. Which isn't alot, but it's funny that it happened twice.
“i need to study him like a bug”
“study him like a bug”
“BUG”
the way you draw Pete gives me gender envy
his swagless looks and cringefail personality have captivated me. i need to study him like a bug
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars? i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
steph singing an entire song saying that she doesn't like pete AT ALL!! and she DOES NOT LOVE HIM!!! and then saying “sure, im a sapiosexual, youre intellectual” steph you are spilling your cool beans. ALL your cool beans.
Richie doodles bc my two current WIPs are actively trying to murder me dead.
Feat. my trans + hard of hearing HCs
“What’s the old expression? ‘An Eye for an Eye?’”
I love playing dress up with the blorbo
"Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part that cringes"
-Richie probably
(Stephanie and Grace's first time eating lunch with the trio ☆)
””I’m gay”” “”I’m straight””
okay???? I’m dead??? The blood is all but draining from my head????? The nightmare started there, but now has spread??? My pulse is certainly droppin'????And my life is hangin' on by a thread???
crazy how literally every character in nerdy prudes must die gives of bisexual energy
I’m not joking. Rewatch it.
nobody asked but I headcannon that Richie and Ruth both have crushes on Stephanie and Peter but also want Stephanie and Peter to fall in love. Idk. They’re weird. I have more headcannons but not enough time to type so idk
”I am Dan Reynolds”
UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST LINE IN ANY MUSICAL. BRO HAD ME SOBBING. THIS WAS AN INCREDIBLE EMOTIONAL SOLO. I MAY NEVER RECOVER.
the lords in black are the kinda people that will ask your pronouns before brutally murdering you
Grace chastity shooting a gun while reciting bible verses while shooting a man to death will forever haunt me and I’m so happy about it
Summarizing all the starkid things I’ve seen because why not
TGWDLM - autistic man and his barista crush survive theater kid zombie/alien apocalypse (OR DO THEY?.???)
BF - Green thing causes depressed people to form a cult, meanwhile the president is being a fucking scaredy cat
NPMD - girl has sexual fantasy, five dead, many traumatized (stole this from a comment somewhere lol)
now onto each episode of NMT (I haven’t seen them all lol)
Forever And Always - girl commits identity theft, and then kills people with her husband
Time Bastard - sleazeball makes a stupid mistake and then gets kidnapped by a yellow fucking goat
Jane’s A Car - man makes love to a car (it’s his wife)
The Witch In The Web - weirdo and another weirdo fight more weirdos
Honey Queen - boomer wants fathers love, three dead, many lives ruined
Perky’s Buds - birds eat magic weed and it makes them smart
Abstinence Camp - horny teenagers keep fucking and then get brutally murdered
I’ll finish this when I finish NMT
I would pay money to see this guys kinlist
DOUBLE NPMD POST TODAY?!?!???!!!🤯 (Mostly because I just wanted to draw dead max already 🤭 it was so fun)