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4 years ago

Sunny would be the funniest thing ever omg

If WoF's tv show *is* rated tv-14, it gets one f-bomb. So, which character gets to say fuck?

I think Queen Glory should get it


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4 years ago

Tsunami: okay, for safety reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a robber.

Winter: okay.

Kinkajou: sounds fun!

Tsunami: okay. Give me all of your money if you want to live!

Qibli: bold of you to assume I have money.

Winter: bold of you to assume I want to live.

Tsunami:

Tsunami: what the fuck


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4 years ago

Darkstalker in his own time: *kills and enchants dragons, tries to take over the tribe, generally makes a lot of bad life decisions*

Darkstalker after he came out of the mountain:

Darkstalker In His Own Time: *kills And Enchants Dragons, Tries To Take Over The Tribe, Generally Makes

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1 year ago

Polly: fuck

Marcy: language

Grime: shit!

Marcy: language!

Sasha: who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass?

Marcy: language!

Sprig: now that's one crazy motherfucker

Marcy: language!

Anne: what the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

Marcy:

Marcy: what the fuck


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6 months ago

Cringe Culture Is Dead!

You want to write a hot furry character but are afraid of the judgment? DON"T GIVE A CRAP AND BLOCK THE HATERS!

You are a trans person who wants to write a trans character who uses every single pronoun six ways til sunday? GO GET THAT BAG!

You want to write a hardcore smut fic with "disgusting" kinks! MAKE SURE TO TAG THAT SHIT PROPERLY AND ALSO GET THAT BAG!

You enjoy mainstream shit? COOL

You enjoy not mainstream shit? COOL

Whoever decided that having passions was "cringe" because it was either "too mainstream" or "not mainstream enough" can go behind that dumpster beside their establishment and cry like the fragile thing they're!

My favorite flavor of person is someone who is passionate! As long as you are tagging your shit properly and not harassing other people then the haters are being irrational!

YOU ARE THE AUTHOR AND NO MATTER WHAT U R INTO THERE IS GOING TO BE SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO IS LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT(me)


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10 months ago

fuck you for they/themming me

:33 < OH IM SORRY !! idont know if i saw your pronouns so please tell me if igot your pronouns wrong so ican fix it anon !! :o( idont always see peoples pronouns but if youd like me to edit any messages, ican !! im really sorry /genuine really ican fix it !! tell me any message youd like me to fix and ican i'll go to it and re write it !! or edit it if its a post !! idont like messing up with the wrong pronouns on people, im genuinely sorry and am up to fix it ididnt mean to mess up


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10 months ago

youre so fucking horri8le you give up so fucking easily and i hope that means giving up on your life too i hope that means it wont take much for you to kys

:33 < uhhhh hi ? do iknow you ?? idont think we've ever communicated before :oP im not sure what ive done, but if idid anything wrong, im sorry !! u_u idont mean to do wrong things, but iwould be glad to correct my mistake !! also im not too sure how you know anything about my life, because idont think we know eachother !! idont know any homestucks in real life :oP so idont think youd know whether i give up easily at things n stuff :o1 and uh. idont really know what to say about the last bit.


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8 months ago

HELLO I THINK I JUST HAD A MASSIVE ENLIGHTMENT MOMENT..IS THE AFTONSPARV IN YOUR USERNAME TAKEN FROM THE NAME OF THOSE CUTE IKEA PLUSHIES?? SHIT, IF SO, THEN THATS SO DAMN CUTE!!!:33333

:33 < OH MY GOD YWA 😭😭‼️ ITS NAMEDS "aftonsparv" AFTER THE ALQIEN IKEA PLUSHIES AND "bugzz" FOR (one of) WMY NAME BEINGS "bugzz"

HELLO I THINK I JUST HAD A MASSIVE ENLIGHTMENT MOMENT..IS THE AFTONSPARV IN YOUR USERNAME TAKEN FROM

B33 < ^^ thhat litlle guuy iif yiuhvaenh seen thhem :33 ihhave themm att my hoiuse !! ^_^


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