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jesus fuck i cant stop thinking about this post that said "a lesbian could be a cis man for all i care" babe THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
that and people saying u can be multisexual and monosexual at the same time. i get that queer identities can be confusing but this genuinely doesnt make any buttfucking sense
now you listen here bucko
i got my fucking OSHA certification card, go break your legs and shatter your skull dickwad
New reblog game reblog this and don't say anything in the tags or on the post
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✧.* bad bitch jaehyun *.✧
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reqs open! | pls don't repost!
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long time no moodboard!! hiiii! i've been busy with my real person job of doin conventions but! i have returned! i don't have another convention until august so get those requests in!!! i'm living for jaehyun's slut era and i'm GOING to be yelling about it!! /j /pos i'm having a great time while the rest of you suffer hehehe >:3
I’m back on my angst bullshit!
This time it’s Phil and Techno!
The Mama Puffy and Duckling!Dream fic is coming I’m just super nervous about writing something when I know it’s no longer just me reading it, but the fic is coming!
I still have the original fic I wrote for this idea, it’s finished, if anyone wants to see it. Be warned, it’s super angsty!
But onto the Anarchy Duo!
Since Philza has wings, the elytra, I imagine he’s a winged shapeshifter. I imagine he can shapeshift his wings from bug-like wings to feathered wings depending on what’s needed. In more summery environments his wings are Eyltron Beetle wings and in wintery environments his wings are feathered. He can also change them at will. Yes this is important.
I was listening to BeetleBug’s Edge of the World a while ago and got inspired and wrote a mini fic. I decided to include it in the Mama Puffy fic with a few changes so it fits better.
I’m imagining Dream attacking Philza because Dream decides the AAC is a threat to his power. Based off the song, Dream tosses Phil off of this ledge/cliff thing before disappearing like the cryptid he is. Phil is laying in the snow, injured, and making a loud keening sound, like an injured bird. Techno hears, comes running, and immediately panics upon seeing him bleeding into the snow.
Gods, imagine Techno, stern, scared of nothing Techno, losing his composure because he doesn’t want to lose Phil. He doesn’t want another person he loves to die. Imagine Phil, barely conscious, trying to comfort Techno, and even though he’s in extreme pain, because he’s a dad.
Later on, Techno attacks Dream on sight but then Puffy jumps in the way, blocking the hit with her shield while Dream runs off. An argument ensues, Puffy standing her ground against Techno, who towers over her. She won’t back down and as things get more intense, Phil limps over, silencing them both. He understands Puffy’s insistence on saving her son despite what anyone thinks, but he also understands how hurt and worried Techno is. He’s a dad after all.
Imagine Phil calming Techno down, urging him to open up a little, it’s not his responsibility to protect Phil even if Techno thinks otherwise. This tiny, bandaged up man, cupping Techno’s face in his hands, calming this mountain of a hybrid as he leans down to Phil’s level.
Puffy and Phil bonding because their both parents of some awfully trouble kids. Puffy swearing to Techno, like kneeling with her sword planted in the ground kinda swearing, that she’ll protect everyone. Gotta love BAMF Puffy.
This is important and completely true, a quick google check will tell you everything if you want to see. It took me, no sh*t, 5 seconds to fact check
White supremacy and colonization really forced that male/female binary onto so many communities, lands, and cultures, huh?
REMINDER TO TAG YOUR DISCOURSE AND CHARACTER CRITICISM
It can be super upsetting for someone to be scrolling through a fandom tag only to find someone talking about how a particular character is a shitty person or any other type of fandom discourse about their comfort characters. I came a across a post like that a few minutes ago and it really upset me seeing such an important comfort ship to me be so ruthlessly criticized for stupid things.
This is also for people who are scrolling through Tumblr and don’t want to see posts upon posts of discourse they don’t care about.
Keep in mind somethings deserve to be called out and criticized, though! Also don’t be discouraged from making character analysis posts and posts to let people know what you are uncomfortable with! Treat yourself AND others with respect!
; friendly reminder that putting " /lh " or " /j " at the end of a really shitty comment does not excuse you of what you said, and it just adds misusing tone tags to the list !! Because even I, Mr can't read tones for shit, know that was not a lighthearted joke. Thanks and fuck off
I cried laughed at this and the og video, so I sketched this out-
Local Italian dead from too much gen z humor. Gnome devastated.
Cw: Swearing. Yeah-
... y'all must be wondering what the hell this post is XD
this is a tribute to the best pizza tower animatic I've ever seen. I decided to make a beautiful moment from it canon via sprite editing, because this man deserves to laugh for once.
Please give the original and all it's glory a well-deserved like <3
I'm autistic and I currently feel like shit checklist
Hi there. Are you autistic? Do you currently feel like shit and don't know why? Try this checklist to see if you can Fix The Problem!
When was the last time you used the bathroom? If you answered "I don't know" or "at least 3 hours ago", go now!
Do you need a drink? Go get one if you don't have one in front of you.
When was the last time you ate? If you haven't eaten yet today, consider eating A Meal, or perhaps A Snack. Something is better than nothing, eat whatever you feel able to!
Is there something in your immediate surroundings that is bothering you? If the light is too bright, turn it off. If there is an annoying sound, make the sound stop or reduce your ability to hear it (earplugs, headphones, etc.). If your clothes are bothering you, change them.
Is your space messy? Pick one area of your room and clean it up as best you can. Clean your whole room if you have the energy!
When was the last time you did An Activity? Scrolling on social media doesn't count. Try actively doing something fun! Play a game you like, read a book, make something, or go for a walk.
When was the last time you Spoke to a Person? Consider talking to a person you like if it has been a while.
How long has it been since you did something Special Interest related? Make some time to do that today. Infodump to a friend, have a nice long research session, look at related images or gifs, make art about it, whatever works best for you!
Try stimming actively! Put on some music and dance, spin in circles, go to the park and use the swings!
If you still feel like shit after trying all of these things, you might be tired or sick. Go to bed early and get some rest. Hopefully you will feel better tomorrow!
Hope that helps :)
Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator
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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors
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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:
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the hawks
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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside
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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao
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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off
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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP
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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM
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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys
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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes
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some of us dont even have eyes!
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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.
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what breed of dog op
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poodle? does it matter?
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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days
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man come on
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I just heard the person who bullies me (aka dickheadMCstupid) point to me and say to his friends: "hey that's (insert name of a male friend of mine who also gets bullied by dickheadMCstupid here)'s girlfriend".
And then they all giggled.
...I strive for the day this c*nt finds out I'm a motherfucking lesbian.
What is better than a bunch of age regressers being small and chanting fuck on call because one of our caregivers left us unattended?
I found a new pass time called "make whatever these are on google slides"
I'll take recommendations too
Muffet and So Sorry cosplaying as Sans and Papyrus.
So Devsisters is planning on making NFTs
