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2 years ago
2 years ago
Acquaintance: What's it called when you kill your friend? Me: I don't have friends. Acquaintance: ... Me: What. Acquaintance: ... Me: Oh, you mean if I did? Acquaintance: You- Me: Amicicide.
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1 year ago
When my little sibling found out I was on the Dean's list, they asked me what that was. This is what I told her:
Ok so there's this guy named Dean, right? And he has this list, and ya can't have a list without names, so he goes to each college or university and says "hey, yo, who's got the best grades?" And the college/uni is like "all these people" and then Dean's all like "dude that's so hype, imma put them on my list!" So Dean has like a bajillion lists of names of people with good grades bc he really likes lists
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