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Perfect
Busco sempre o ideal
Quero ser perfeito a todo custo
Isso não é real
Não tem como ser, e, é ai que eu me frustro
Estado contínuo
De tentar fazer a pazes com o perfeccionismo enquanto enfrento o desejo de controlar tudo
Hora ou outra me pergunto
Eu sou normal?
Tento imaginar a vida de uma pessoa assim nesse mundo
Ela com sua merda de rotina monótona semanal.
Estaria você fadado ao vício do ter ¿
Thiago A.
Garr
Espero que morra
Assim talvez eu me arrependa
Pra vida toda
E assim não ter algo que me prenda
Irracional quem sabe
Mas que continuo alimentando
O meu ódio que arde
Estou te apresentando
Foi aquilo que engatilhou
Não queria culpar
Mas de um jeito me magoou
Se isso passar quero ainda forte te abraçar.
-Thiago A. S. Crepaldi
So uh. I love my friends a lot and I send one of my friends who’s hella depressed some be yourself lines inspired by SPG songs with their Spotify banner. Sunday was Only Human and today was Electricity is in my soul.
I swear to god I did not mean to make myself sound SLIGHTLY LIKE RABBIT TO HER LMFAO
Me being supportive:
I think it worked. They hearted it :)
So I just got this text from my friend and even though she said that it's a dare I feel kind bad for saying no 😂😂 I tried to be polite about it tho. Like was this the appropriate response?? That response makes me think maybe it wasn't a dare...? I have no idea at this point
THE BEATLES: 2069
And why is this literally the best show I’ve ever watched?
It has:
-Drama
-Comedy
-Confusion
-Accents
-An actually good plot
-Bad Driving
-British slang
-Confusion
-Tone in dialogue that does not match the picture whatsoever
-Evil Canadian
-The Beatles
-Time travel
-Ringo
It’s so incredibly clear that this should be nominated for an Academy Award next year. (Or whatever that award is called) Because, dang it, this is the most crea-tive thang ah h-ave seen in a gosh darn tootin while.
Quote highlights:
“EVIL GAY BEATLES”
*literally shoots his foot with a gun* “…nice foot you got there.”
This is something I sent to my friend one day around midnight and spent too long typing the whole dang thing out. It is one of my best literary works.
Jeno takes care of the reader while she/he’s sick
Remember that most goblins don't understand the idea of boundaries around physical touch. Most of them have had to make new bodies for themselves out of parts from human and animal corpses many times throughout their lives, they just don't view bodies the same way we do. The best way to get them to understand is to tell them that you view your body as your weapon, because goblins do certain understand why weapons are important to their owners. You can even tell them that your body was passed down through your bloodline, explaining how human reproductive processes work, and they might understand why it's so important in human culture.
The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel
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Context: my boss changed my schedule
9 years of being friends. Perhaps we have developed too much trust.
