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probably my most sfw post yet … fluffy paw gloves !!!
do u think they’re cute ?
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got lots of dms asking me to post an audio so ,,
enjoy my panting that quickly turns into a whiny mess
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emo bunnies need love too ,,,
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spooky panties 0_<
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So👀
when a tgirl asks if you want to see her tits there's only one answer
Horny anons are so hot to me ngl. It's feels like stalking which is such a huge turn on. Like your that obsessed😵💫
Let me rub my ass against you then play it off like I didn't do anything
Deadpool: short people are always so angry. i think its cause they're always hot- y'know always being the closest to hell? must suck.
Peter: you just lost your knee cap privileges giraffe face.
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Tobey: I hate you!
Andrew: i hate me more!!!
Tobey: ...
Tobey: come on, Dude, we've talked about this...
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Michelle (abt gender): maybe I just want people to look at me and be confused
Ned: a big hat
Peter: enter every room screaming "C O R N"
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May: why are there tiny hand prints on the ceiling?
Tobey, whispering: Pete, why are there tiny hand prints on the ceiling?
Peter, hiding his hands: h o n es t l y f u c k y o u g uy s
Andrew: ...so a chicken walks into a bar-
deadpool, desperately trying to staunch the blood: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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[spidey-bros being interviwed]
Reporter: What is your reaction the public arguing whether the youngest spider-man is trans or not?
Tobey: oh for fucks-
Andrew, backing away: nooooo
Peter, grabbing the mic: whO THE FUCK THINKS IM C I S???
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Wade: man Im cold.
Andrew: here use my jacket.
Peter: :O
Peter: h-hey mj, im cold.
Mj, throwing a lighter at him: go wild.
Andrew: why did my last two brain cells have to be a sad one and a dumb one
Tobey: Gee, Andrew, why do you get two brain cells ???
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Peter: wh a t d oe s bdsm s t a n d f or ??? Andrew: Bondag-
Tobey: BIBLE DELICIOUS SUPER MAN.
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Andrew spider-man: *practically annihilates team of super villains single handedly*
Deadpool: there goes and semblance or heterosexuality i had left in me.
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MJ: Do you take constructive criticism?
Peter, already crying: s u re w ha ts u p
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Aunt may, holding up baby trans peter: stinky
Uncle ben: no. dont be mean.
Aunt may, spinning them both around: Stinky bastard man
Uncle ben, distraught: nO.
Tobey, watching the whole thing: Naughty boy, brat bastard.
Peter: I t’ s tr u e, m y cr i me s a re un f or gi v ab le.
Uncle ben: NOOOOO !!