Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
— INCORRECT QUOTES : twisted wonderland
(BOOK 7 SPOILERS)
Happy birthday Leona I hope you don't get your lover stolen by a lizard
Diva!Yuu: I've had it up to here with you! All this stress you've put me under! You've given me no choice!
First Years: Oh no.
Jade: (puts plate on the table) You're Monstro Monster burger everything on it with extra fries.
Diva!Yuu: You've ruined my diet! I hope you're happy!
Yuu, standing in Mostro Lounge: Where is everyone?
Azul: The Mostro Lounge is closed today I'm afraid
Yuu: That's unusual
Azul: Unfortunately we can't operate because my vice house warden decided to mistake a hallucinogenic mushroom for an edible one
Jade, slamming the door open: AZuL HOLY SHIT you won't believe this-
Azul: stare of suffering
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Malleus: Child of man you are very... Endearing.
Yuu: I can't tell if you're being condescending or not-
Lilia: *appears* he's trying to flirt *dissapears*
Yuu: oh-
Celestial!Yuu:Did you know that Malleus was very fat baby? Before he learned to take human form he was a round chunky little dragon.
Malleus:Mother! No!
Celestial!Yuu: it was fine though. It just meant he was going to be tall when he got older. But you should have seen his first skin shed. I think I have it around here somewhere.
Malleus:(turning red) Mother please...
Yuu tutoring the first years in proper grammer..
Yuu:All right, does anyone know what a hyperbole is?.....No one? Alright,Sebek.
Sebek:Hmm?
Yuu:Your forehead's bigger that the fucking sky.
Sebek:EXCUSE ME!?
Yuu:SEE, see that was a hyperbole, because I'm not saying Sebek's MASSIVE forehead is actually bigger that the sky.
Sebek:WHAT!?
Yuu:I'm just saying it's pretty fucking big.
Sebek:*about to spill his big fat crocodile tears*
(Hey,at least they know what a hyperbole is now.) ;)
—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
Twdl characters as things my boyfriend said pt1
After receiving a valentines gift
Azul : i dont know hkw expensive this was but im gonna top it , this is a competition and im gonna win
Twisted wonderland characters as things I said
Angry Riddle: look at his fucking legs they're to short and his head is to big that's not how is supposed to look like and he also looks like fucking Scrappy-Doo the ugly CGI one on top of it I fucking hate this annoying ass cunt and he's also a wanker I hate him
Trey : it's just a dog
Okay so i saw this thing on YouTube and my mind went straight to Jade and Idia from twisted wonderland
Look at the baby mooshroom I swear these exist in twisted wonderland and nobody knows and Mc would 100% be the one to discover them and then Jade and Idia would want to ‘Adopt’ it
Both Jade and Idia be like: what is that? *Starring at the Mooshroom with absolute intentions of adopting*
Baby Mooshroom: *hiding behind it’s new mamma figure* Mooo *Pecking at them cutely*
Mc/yuu: MY Mooshroom son his name Is Red *unaware she just stared a war*
Jade and Idia will fight for the for the right to be the Mooshroom baby’s dad and Yuu/Mc will no the wiser
Meanwhile Lilia is coming for your child
Also credit to KaypeaCreations on YouTube they made the Mooshroom baby
Link to video
Y/n: *trying to call Ace* fuck! It’s not working!
Y/n: *tries again* bro! I’d blow a flying magic lion for some better reception!
Leona: *flying over on his broom* I think I can help with that~
Y/n: I regret my wording….
The next week
Jack: Y/n where did you get that new phone?
Y/n: none of your business
Ace: I been wondering. Do we even need a vet at this school?
Vet!Yuu: Of course we do! Do you know how many animals we have on campus! Riddle's hedgehogs and flamingos, Vil's peacocks, every beastmen, Crowley's crows, Trien's geriatric cat, Crewel's dogs, every student familiar, and Grim. I have alot of patients and I don't get paid enough to hide Sebek's pills in cheese.
Ace: Wait you give him pills?
Vet!Yuu: Not as much a Jack but Jack will eat anything if I put pear jam on. Once I just put it on a spoon with his iron tablets and he didn't hesitate.
Twst quotes #05
Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Ace: Not it!
Deuce: Not it!
Grim: Not it!
Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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Yuu: ARE YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ace: Fucking.
Yuu: IDIOT!
Leona: … What was that?
Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…
Yuu: As you should be.
Ace: No, for real, he's just really-
Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.
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Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…
Leona: What's updog?
Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!
Crewel: Put it down Yuu.
Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*