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Type of drinks and food they order from Starbucks!
Warnings: None!
Riddle Rosehearts : Royal English Breakfest Tea Lattle with brown sugar and a Red Velvet Loaf.
When he doesn't (when he is lazy) want to eat at Heartslabyul and have tea with others, he will stop by and get something small to take to class. Basic tea and a sweet loaf.
"Are you okay Riddle?".
"Yeah, am just overwhelmed. I need something fast and simple just to get the day over with".
"Is it that type of day already?".
"Yes, you can blame that duo of yours".
"Do you want shared custody?".
"If they keep waking me up in the middle of the night. Yes".
Leona Kingscholar : White Mocha with raspberry syrup and an Impossible Breakfest Sandwich
Listen when this man got the Impossible sandwich he thought it was a regular sausage sandwich, he still does, don't tell him he is eating vegan meat.
I also feel like he doesn't drink a lot of coffee, it's like a once-a-month thing for him when he is feeling peckish.
"White Mocha today Leona?".
"Yeah... I forgot that we have a pop quiz today in Trein's class".
"Oh shit, is that today?".
"Yes, also can you get me that sandwich that Ruggie always brings me?".
"Yeah, the impossible?".
"Yes that... also what's in it? What makes it "impossible"?".
"Uhhhh".
Azul Ashengrotto : Americano adds four shots and the Mushrooms & Kale egg bites.
This man loves those disgusting americanos, even more disgusting he keeps adding shots, he is business savvy and has to stay awake to deal with the Leech twins shit.
"Sir, I really don't feel comfortable giving this drink to you..."
"Why?"
"Because this is your third Grande Americano with four extra shots...... it already has four.... You've basically had 24 shots of expresso..."
Kalim Al-Asim : anything from tic tok and a Tomato & Mozzarella on Focaccia
This man is the type of customer who just shows a picture in the batista face.
"CAN I HAVE THIS??".
"Umm yeah, is Jamil okay with you coming here to drink? You know assassination? I could poison your drink right now".
"Psh it's fine, besides I've heard this drink is basically Neapolitan ice cream! But i wonder what Jamil would want.."
"Probably a shot-in-the-dark".
Vil Schoenheit : Chocolate Cream Cold Brew and a Feta Wrap
I feel like he doesn't really like sweet drinks "too much sugar", so he gets something bland but has a sweeten taste. It's like regular coffee but cold and instead of creamer you're putting melted whip cream on top.
"Samethinh always?"
"Yes, I'm so exhausted. My phone kept blowing up, Stan twitter is really something else".
"Oh yeah, I heard Epel talked about that. Are you getting canceled or something?"
"Ugh, no I wish. Me and Neige were seen eating brunch yesterday and now we are being shipped or media outlets saying "OH wHaT a KiND hEArT NieGe hAS foR MaKInG uP with ViLaN aCtoR ViL".
"Wish you luck on that, here's your drink by the way"
"Ugh, you're going probably remake this, there's too much water not enough cold brew".
Idia Shroud : Matcha Crème Frappuccino and Cheese Danish
When he does come out of his room, instead of the library he goes to the Starbucks café and plays video games or study.
"Um (Name) can you make it extra pretty, like in the picture? I wanna take a photo for my discord normies to prove I get out of my room".
"Yeah of course! Do you want caramel or honey on your Cheese Danish by the way?"
"Caramel but I want the Danish hot".
"So when you work, do you think as it as Papa's Freezeria but real life?"
"You need to get out more and yes. Yes I do, I even hear the music in my head".
Malleus Draconia : Caramel Macchiato with hazelnut and Coffee Cake
He only came to visit you, I doubt this man has drank any caffeine in his life. So when you asked what he wanted he saw the first thing and order it. I can't say if he liked it though, but do you know when cats' eyes dilate? Yeah his eyes were like that for a while, then he would randomly twitch, and purr.
"Okay, Malleus. Let's stop with the coffees, we have tea you know.... we even have cake pops".
"Coffee cake...."
"Malleus...."
Authors Note:
Hey guys! Sorry I've been so busy, I literally just started working and I got out of training yesterday and my manager came up to me ans was like "do you wanna be manager?" Appernlty everyone is leaving the store, so it will be me and two other people, who've by the way, worked longer than I have. I'm just tired and busy, but I am trying to get Isseked Baby Reader out soon, I just want to make it a longer chapter, so you guys can enjoy that while I girlboss my way to owning an apartment.
Thank you guys so much for the support and likes!
I kinda imagine Vil as a borderline Almond mom/wine mom personality.
Arrange but happy marriage with Leona, who acts like those dads in those 90s rom-coms, "Yes dear 🙄" or letting you have his black card, "use your own money? No let daddy pay for it".
Imagine this AU where Vil was a successful actor and model in his younger days, now pushing forty a successful fashion designer.
Leona "was" the heir to a successful family business that had been around for a few centuries, but was cut off after the paparazzi took some compromising photos of him in college, causing his family to quickly cut him off and publicly denounce him. Giving him a wake-up call, he quickly studied law, graduating early, getting his own law firm where he has spent five years conjuring a 500-page defamation lawsuit and a will contest.
He and Vil met at a social gathering.
Leona rest against the wall, staring at everyone in the room, watching.
He did notice a certain blonde eyeing him since he walked into the room, but who wasn't? This is the first time he has been to a social gathering since the press release.
Leona took another sip of his glass, "Leona Kingscholar correct?".
Leona eyed the blonde, "Yeah, you're the actor right?".
Vil rolled his eyes, "Yes, Vil. Vil Schoenheit".
Leona shooked Vil's hand, before going back and looking at the crowd. Vil joined him on the wall, sipping his glass.
"Vil Schoenheit you say? Hmmm you don't suppose your the same Schoenheit who pushed his competition off the runway stage?" Leona side eyed.
Vil remained quiet, taking a huge gulp of his rosè, "allegedly".
Leona chuckled, "allegedly".
Vil smiled at him, "I come with a proposal".
Leona raised his eyebrow, "I'm listening".
The next month the two had the most extravagant wedding, competeing against Ashlynn and one of the Charming brothers.
Small imagined conversations:
Vil: "stop scowling, you're gonna get crow's feat".
Leona: "Yes dear".
♡
Vil: *getting ready for bed with five different creams on his face and using a quarz roller* " I mean, did you see what she was wearing tonight? Everyone knows you don't put brown on brown, you put brown on creme and then make it lighter, ugh it's like her PR team didn't even care- this was a black tie event".
Leona: *wearing his reading glasses, already in bed, reading papers* "mhm".
Vil: "Ugh don't get me started with the wine the event had, absolutely dreadful. Be glad Jamil wasn't there, he would've made a scene immediately".
Leona: "You're right dear".
Vil: "I know I am".
♡
*the two publicy shopping after getting married*
Vil: *grimacing* "who is your wardrobe manager? This isnt the 1970s- plaid suits are... bleh. Come Brioni is over on the corner".
Leona: *rolling his eyes*.
Vil: *looking at the store's around them* "if we ever have kids, I will rather then be caught wearing Louxs Vuxtton than ever wearing a... Jucci item".
♡
*their adopted sons Ruggie and Epel*.
The two were rough housing all day, to the point where they broke Vil's secound favorite mirror.
Vil: *eyebrow twitching* "just wait until your father gets home!".
*later*
Leona: *rubbing his temple* "How I both give you $50 bucks each to pretend to walk out of this room crying and you promise not to break anything for the next three months".
Ruggie and Epel are somehow being raised by the same parent but have different personalities. Epel is still fighting on everything; meanwhile, Ruggie acts like the sibling who is doing everything right but is constantly sneaky. (Just like their normal personas in the game but like they were raised by Leona and Vil).
Currently, Ruggie and Epel are banned from 54 country clubs, each time they ask the staff to call "daddy" (Leona) to bail them out. They don't wanna be embarrassed by their Karen like mummy (Vil).
*last time they asked Vil to get them*
Vil: "I'm sorry? What did you assumed they did?"
Staff: "sir, they both stole food from other people's tables".
Vil: "how were they supposed to know that wasn't theirs?"
Staff: "they... were labeled?"
Vil: "Oh please, we don't need this! My husband is a lawyer!".
Idk something about Mom! Vil and Dad! Leona raising Epel and Ruggie as their bratty, spoiled rich kids itches my brain.
Vil Luxe Edit
Now he’s the cunt queen.
Wish I could have made the lace pattern brush smaller but alas..
I wanna kiss him
@v-anrouge
Dorm Leaders x male!Draculaura!Yuu
I’m making this because no one else will and because I’m chronically obsessed with both fandoms
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
I feel like there would be a rule against pink skin or something😭
Yes this is twisted wonderland where people are used to others with unnatural features but PINK SKIN??
I think it would be very off putting to him at first but he eventually accepts it
He enjoys your quite outgoing and cheery nature, he deserves to let loose once in a while and you’re his first option for just that
Both of your old victorian-esque styles would clash very nicely
He would often invite you to tea parties which you’d enthusiastically accept, and maybe dress in a nice pink dress which would always put a small blush on his face
He’d introduce you to the hedgehogs and they would probably be fond of you (especially the pink one)
Enjoys having someone who’s about his height or shorter. It’s a welcome change for him
Always has an umbrella handy for any sun exposure you may run into
Trey also enjoys having you around so that’s like a bonus for Riddle
Very accommodating towards your vegetarian diet
Overall very happy that you happened upon twisted wonderland, he couldn’t imagine his life without you
🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁
Can someone say SIZE DIFFERENCE
Your hella short compared to him
He can’t lie and say he’s not a fan
Y’all probably met while you were admiring the pink roses in the botanical garden and came across him napping
You didn’t wanna wake him up so you just stepped over him
He noticed you right away (probably because you’re like walking cotton candy) and was somewhat interested in you
As in curious as to what your deal was, I doubt he falls in love that fast
He sneaks glances at you every once in a while throughout the day
Was ACTUALLY introduced when he saw you hanging out with Jack
He was very drawn to your energetic personality which was the complete opposite of his and you vice-versa
Everyone wonders how in the world Leona got a cute, peppy, stylish bf (who everyone thinks may be a vampire but they don’t have much proof for that)
He’s probably aware that you’re capable of taking care of yourself when need be, but is still generally very protective because of your somewhat naive tendencies
After all this is a school for villains people aren’t the nicest here
Always kisses your heart shaped birthmark
Wouldn’t be as diligent with bringing an umbrella to block sun exposure but will still do what he can to make sure you avoid it
He’ll even block the sun with his own body if he has to
Forgets you’re vegetarian very often
Is willing to try to be a little more active if you encourage him to
After all he does really wanna impress you
Very happy he met you, you make his life a lot cheerier even if he refuses to admit it
🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙
Probably met because Floyd likes to bother you a lot
Not everyday you get a pink skin non-human from another dimension ya know?
Like many others your sunny disposition is very welcome to him
He was always made fun of as a kid so having someone who not only accepts his *freaky* flaws but encourages him to embrace them makes his heart melt
Enjoys having someone shorter than him since the tweels are basically towers compared to him
He has a pretty good sense of fashion as do you so I imagine he would purchase a lot of very nice (and pink) clothing/accessories for you
You would probably be willing to help around the lounge which is much appreciated from him
You would likely scold him if he tried to make a deal too serious (like taking someone’s bodily control)
You’re still very impressed by his UM though
Your excitement for things never fails to get him flustered
He would go to the ends of the earth to make you happy
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
It’s like looking in a mirror
Not in terms of physical features ofc but in terms of personality
Y’all are like two peas in a pod
Jamil has never wanted to disappear more/hj
He loves having someone who’s just as cheery and down to party as he is
You’re definitely an enabler
But not in a bad way
Jamil is the one to keep you both in check if you guys try to do something stupid
But you keep Kalim distracted to for that Jamil is thankful
Always takes you on magic carpet rides because he loves to see the way your eyes shine seeing this wHoLe NeW wOrLd
Will spoil you with extravagant gifts and clothing
His siblings probably love you
Also one to kiss your heart shaped birthmark
If you’re someone who’s not used to compliments get ready because this man will SHOWER YOU with love
Loves to carry you around bridal style
Idk why I just feel like he would
You both are incredibly obsessed with each other and he wouldn’t have it any other way
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
He would try to hide his interest in you but that doesn’t go over well for him
YOU’RE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE
HOW???
Probably thinks your skin color is like body makeup or something at first
Pretty shocked when he finds out it isn’t
He tries not to be disappointed that you’re put into ramshackle instead of his dorm
Not necessarily in a romantic way he just feels you’d fit in there so much better
Would get to know you through Rook constantly spying on you
He didn’t ask him to, but it is a bonus
Would always dress you up in stunning pink ensembles
Think Haunt Couture or Limited Edition Draculaura
Would show you off to his fans (with your consent ofc)
He would love if you modeled with him
Is very understanding of your vegetarian diet and always gets you vegan snacks
Will always have a beautiful pink umbrella handy for potential sun exposure
It’s very important to him that you keep yourself safe
He’s more than happy to let you pick out his outfits
He could never be more happy that he met you
👾Idia Shroud👾
He would be scared of you
Not because you’re a scary person, but because you’re just so nice
He simply does not understand
He would try to avoid you like the plague but he doesn’t get very far since you and Ortho get along so well
You also like hanging out in Ignihyde a lot because of the dark lighting
You approach him first with mountains of compliments about his hair and overall looks
His face goes the shade of your pink skin
You tell him your interest in his video games since I don’t imagine you’ve played a whole lot of those so he asks if you would like him to teach you
Your enthusiasm is unexpected and leaves him blushing profusely
He grows to really like your outgoing and kind nature even if it’s the exact opposite of him
You encourage him to go meet others a lot which he’s opposed to at first but its gotten him a lot more friends which he doesn’t hate
Always lends you his hoodies
You convince him to let you dress him up and he likes the style you’ve given him much more than he expected
You paint each other’s nails
Is the only person he lets mess with his hair
He also likes that you and Ortho are such good friends, it makes him happy that two of his favorite people get along
He would dox someone for you💙
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
You being a 1600 year old vampire you can definitely relate to the feeling of being lonely for so long
Which is why you always go out of your way to attempt befriending him
You’re more than happy to talk to him at lengths about his love of gargoyles which is what made him fall for you in the first place
That and your lack of cowardice in speaking with him
He always asks you to dress him up since he knows you like doing it so much
He likes the color change
Also someone who is a fan of the size difference
It makes it feel more like he has someone to protect
And protect he will
Always shields you from sunlight by standing the direction the sun is pointing from
He is indeed tall enough to block it out
Gifts you with beautiful pink gemstones he finds
You try to explain to him current technology which he appreciates even if he doesn’t understand it
You would probably decorate his horns with different chains and jewels
He refuses to take them out
You invite him to any and every event if he wasn’t already
He would destroy every realm if it put a smile on your face
TWST Dorms Leaders X Male!EAHRaven!Yuu Head-canons
Sorry for lack of Leona and Azul. I really wanted to add them I just had writer’s block and wanted to get this out before I forgot. I’ll probably add them in a separate post another time
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
In my opinion there’s nothing about you that would stick out to him immediately
Looks wise, you actually fit right in for the school of villains
It would be your kindness that he is drawn to
That and #mommyissues
You are both very damaged individuals who lack control in your lives due to mothers that cared more about your legacy than they did your happiness
But where Riddle craves control, you function generally well without it unless it has great affect on you
Your kind and selfless personality gives him hope he can eventually heal from the childhood he never got to have
He very much appreciates your patience and softness with him, especially in his times of need
You are very used to dealing with extreme personalities
I mean your best friend is the mad hatter’s kid and you attended the same school as the child of THE queen of hearts
Safe to day you know the ropes
When Riddle hears you’ve met the queen of hearts he’ll go FERAL
He’ll hide it of course but will ask tons of questions about her
You will likely discuss over a cup of tea
He gives Nevermore her own chair and teacup
Nevermore and the dormouse are unexpected besties
When you show him your wonderland fit he’d almost cry out of joy
This also makes him that much more upset you’re not in his dorm
You tell him you remind him of a friend of yours, Lizzie Hearts
He doesn’t know who that is but he’s happy he reminds you of someone close to you
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
Met in pop music club
You start talking about each of your individual music tastes and show each other some songs
This encourages him to throw a party dedicated to said songs
He reminds you of Briar bless his heart
Because of his sort of happy go lucky nature you often find yourself being naturally protective of him or just ensuring he doesn’t die doing something dumb
Jamil is incredibly thankful for you
He’ll always compliment your style since it’s kind of the complete opposite of his
You offer to do some darker makeup on him
He can barely sit still with excitement
Refuses to take it off the whole day
He’ll find and give you gothic themed jewelry
You love having someone here who doesn’t care about your power or looks, just your personality
You take him on rides with Nevermore
He feeds Nevermore any of his leftovers so she likes him a lot
You two plus the rest of the pop music club started a band
This band got A LOT of attention
People are always gushing over you and Kalim’s relationship
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
He wants to meet your mom so bad
You are the only person he would praise so hard
Not even because of your mom, simply because of your strength and looking fabulous while doing it
You will do each other’s makeup all the time
Only person he trusts with picking out his clothes
You often teach him magic spells or powerful potions
He’s never simped more
He sympathizes with the history you have with your mother
That doesn’t stop him from praising her accomplishments but he keeps it strictly objective
You two bond over having a Snow White themed annoyance in your life
If music is something you want tu pursue in your life he’ll pull any strings he needs to make it happen
He likes Nevermore but more from a distance
She’s undeniably magnificent but he can’t let his clothes get wrinkled
If you tell him that you fought and defeated the Evil Queen
He just might bow at your feet/hj
No but seriously marry him
That’s so attractive
He doesn’t care that he’s in a dorm meant for honoring her you are the epitome of the Evil Queen’s image
But in a nice way
He’s aware you don’t plan on being unnecessarily evil
He’s so in love help him
👾Idia Shroud👾
Idia would remind you of Dexter
Shy but with a heart of gold
Well you assume he has a heart of gold
It’s kinda hard to get to know someone when they keep running from you
But after Idia has done enough running, it gives you the chance to finally strike up a normal conversation
They start off with music since you are quite the fan but slowly go into online forums and video games
Idia thinks you’re hella cool after this
Idia anxiously invites you to play a couple games with him sometime
It’s an enthusiastic yes from on your end
After teaching you the basics you get the hang pretty quickly and start dominating any game you two play
Idia feels you’re finally prepared for the big guns
Meaning shooter games and voice chat with depraved men who live in their momma’s basement😔✊/hj
Idia and you wipe the floor with your opponents
This is when Idia REALLY starts to notice his feelings for you
He will constantly gift you better and better tech to listen to or stream your music
Having a bf who can lift things with their mind is a huge W too
And speaking of magic he is absolutely FLOORED by your power
There are a lot more restrictions to power in his world but if your good enough to handle it, it’s almost like a free for all at EAH
ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE ABLE TO DEFEAT ONE OF THE GREAT SEVEN
AND YOU HAVE A PET DRAGON
He will bow at your feet and always mumble about how OP you are much to your confusion
You still love him tho :D
Compliment him on his hair or gaming skills, he’ll blush like crazy if it’s coming from you
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
Relates HEAVILY on what it feels like to be feared due to your ancestors or even just your looks
When you hear all the talk about him being “evil” n such that just makes you all the more determined to actually get to know him
One day you take up Lilia’s offer on approaching their table
You spend lunch with them for the day (Adeuce is horrified and Sebek is staring daggers)
Malleus is both intrigued by your world and boldness
You take any chance you can to sit next to him in classes and he gladly does the same
You introduce him to your music tastes
He doesn’t understand it but he’s trying
In exchange he info dumps about gargoyles to you
He’s ecstatic to have someone that will enthusiastically listen and ask questions
You will often dress him up in styles similar to what you would wear back at EAH
He will dress you up in traditional Briar Valley clothing
Is someone else who is heavily impressed by your magic
Like I said you would probably be one of the most powerful in Twisted Wonderland because of the freedom you have with your abilities
This kind of makes you two the scariest power couple at NRC
If you tell him you defeated one of the great seven he’ll just stare at you like 😀
Nevermore loves him and he spoils her with what he can
He will not hesitate to make you his king of the Valley of Thorns
Okay. Okay. Hear me out on this one.
Vil Schoenheit just pampers and cares for you in his way.
To everyone else's perspective, including yours, would think that he's treating you like Epel. Nagging, teaching, and dragging you to lessons. But if you squint, you can make out a small quirk of his lips. His eyes ever so soften while looking at you. To any person like Rook can noticed how content and happy Vil is. The Vil Schoenheit carefully letting you grow beautifully day by day under his loving hands.
Leona Kingscholar may be lazy but never half-ass anything. Especially to relationships.
I can see Leona actually caring for his s/o without showing them how he cares. Letting you talk despite he looks like he's sleeping but is actually listening. A tough guy you think that doesn't cares but he does. If the relationship is orchestrated by his family, he gonna be bitter about it but not to the person who is his arranged s/o. He rather die than hear a whip of gossip saying he's unfaithful and irresponsible to his duty as a husband. I don't know why, I see him as the type of guy holding his end of the ordeal yet being lethargic at it.
Sebek Zigvolt definitely holds you the same priority to his Waka-sama.
Don't get him wrong. He loves you, truly. It just that his first priority was to protect and serve Malleus Draconia then you came along. It caused him a dilemma until both of you became an official relationship. Sebek would settle to the idea of putting you as the same priority to Malleus Draconia.
Thank you for this wonderful fanart. I didn't know I need to see it.
Queentober - Day 2: Upper Bun
Happy birthday Vil!
It has happened
Vil won my poll so here he is!
Wha-
So- uh- Vil, Malleus and William having a big connection??
Like we know Vil is twisted from Evil Queen, and Malleus is twisted from Maleficent
And me making William, who is twisted from Chernabog, and these two theories, if the theories are true-
So- uh- um yeah-
But I don't understand how I could make their connection udusjs
Considering Vil’s Halloween outfit, I feel like he’d wear converse pants
I mean, just look at these. They’re like a few inches away from being pants.
Notice how Sebel and Vil are carrying their groups in this
Them!!
Source
What time is it?
Jack: Epel, do you know what time it is? Epel: wait a moment *takes a trumpet and starts playing it*
Vil: WHO THE FUCK STARTED PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 4 AM!?Epel: It's 4am
(Spoilers for early Book 5 of Twisted Wonderland)
Currently thinking about how in Book 5, Rook delivered his message by shooting an arrow at the recipients, and the aneurysm Jamil must have had when an arrow came sailing by, barely dodging Kalim’s face by a few centimetres.
I was about to type ‘get you a man as devoted to you as Rook is to Vil’ and then I realised that NO, ACTUALLY, that’s kinda a horrible idea