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Baby brother is playing uty for the first time as i type this so im doodling anything funny from the vc and live posting them
Brad and Chris couldn’t agree. UPS or USPS?!? Either way, Gustavio delivered a nice package. Hmmmmm. Yeah. Real nice.
Brad was coy about his new gig as KTLA’s mid-day weatherman. True, it was somewhat edgy. He was the first new hire in decades without big boobs and a chihuahua but Brad drew the line at trailblazing. Los Angeles had seen this before. It just finally presented the weather.
The package deal Brad fronted arguably presented itself. It also got the badly needed UPS weather segment sponsorship as well as an in with the makers of Viagra and the Bowflex.
The producers at KTLA were most pumped up at the prospect of a POV cam for live weather reports from Coachella, Stage Coach and White Party. They did tho express concern for those Brad would be ‘interviewing’ given the inexplicable increase in risk for third arm induced black eye.
Brad was largely unfazed by all of it as he was already going to be at the festivals, and the new job simply meant he was getting paid as a host in addition to being a gogo dancer. He also had years of maneuvering experience under his belt which quelched much of the producers initial worry regarding the size of his whoo-ha.
That’s not to say the new gig didn’t throw Brad a few curve balls. For one, he was surprised to learn the local forecast got super gimmicky because there was essentially no weather to report in Southern California. He also had no idea ‘quelched’ and ‘whoo-ha’’ weren’t words.
What really threw Brad for a loop was the use of quotes with the word ‘interviewing’ by his new co-workers. The practice also confounded his boyfriend Chris. Interviewing was a real word!
The game of hide and seek is finally over when the adult content pops up.
Yes, i love it........
It's such an oops moment
With the appropriate answer: it's just my kids' account
Satan more or less
@ballorita1010
Esto ya huele a Ship...
I might be working on a new fic, even though I’m already drowning in my current ones, requests, and promises for second parts and all that…bit sorry about it! 👉👈
I’ve been watching the same dumb hazmat safety video at work every year for over a decade now. It’s bland as all hell with one exception. While they are explaining the various types of explosives we ship, the dude randomly whips out a road flare from his back pocket. This is her reaction... Like, what the hell? Seriously? Just carrying that around with you everywhere buddy? You’re not bothered by this, ma'am? I *think* they threw in stuff like this to keep people awake during the video... But it’s the ONLY moment like this during the whole thing. This year, I managed to snap a picture of this thing. I just wanted a copy of it to share with friends after we’ve all left that hellhole and can joke about it.
“UPS. We run the tightest ship in the shipping business.” I’m pretty sure we got sued for false advertising on that one. The urinal has been broken for over a month. The random lumber in the stall made it comedy for me. This is the new normal at my workplace since last contract expired.
Secret confessions from Disney headquarters: Snow White went on to become a UPS driver after her escapades with the dwarfs and all that
A dream
personally i love strikes. love unions. love protests. big fan all around!!
Going to have to travel internationally without my guide dog because UPS’ idea of “overnight” is “maybe you’ll get it Monday” and my flight leaves tomorrow (Sunday). Months of work and vet visits and about $500 all for nothing because a single document is just sitting in a mail room in my city somewhere
~Jean-Michel~
i tried…i failed…
i really hope you like it, i tried mi best^^’’
this guy sure have a lot of “carisma”