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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE NOSE RING HOLY FUCK??

NIBBLENEPHIM, THE ONE WHO FEASTS IN THE DARK

Human Lords in Black Headcanons

(No most of these don't align with canon. No I don't care.)

(P.s. I believe all the Lords in Black (besides Wiggly and Webby) are half-siblings.)

Wiggly:

His human name would be William.

He/Him pronouns.

Definitely straight. Ally, but straight.

Him and Webby are the eldest siblings. Twins, to be more specific.

Probably around 5'7 in height, no I don't take criticism. Wiggly is a short king, alright?

Has naturally brown hair, but dyes it green to give himself a 'distinct look'... and it's his favorite color.

Probably has freckles.

Sunburns SO EASILY. He steps out in the sun and immediately starts peeling.

Caucasian. Very pasty white.

Has killed multiple people. I don't care if that's impractical. He has.

Has a lisp.

Went to college in England for economics and developed a British accent. You should've seen his brother's faces when he came back to Hatchetfield.

Has Stahl's ear (when someone is born with a naturally pointy ear).

Autistic and his special interest is monarchs in history.

Pokey:

His human name would be Parker.

He/They pronouns.

Gay. Always has a new boyfriend. Like, every week he has a new one.

Second oldest brother.

6'0. He's the tallest of the gang.

Natural black hair but dyes it white because they thought it looked good on Webby (but he'd never tell his brothers that).

So majestic. White hair, blue eyes, dark skin. Like, how much more majestic can you get?

So flamboyant. And a crossdresser. He overdresses for EVERYTHING. But, Wiggly overdresses too.

Painful theater kid. Breaks out into song every few seconds.

Also does dance. Takes classes because I say so.

He has the deepest voice of the brothers. Definitely a bass.

Went to college for theater. Still hasn't gotten their big break yet.

Reads his poetry at local coffee shops (like Beanies)

Does drag and SLAYS it.

Nibbly:

His human name would be Nico.

He/It pronouns.

Pansexual. Will have sex with EVERYONE (Sir Pentious reference).

Third oldest brother.

5'10. Second tallest brother.

Naturally a brunette. Pink hair because he likes it like that.

Has sharp teeth. Like, sharp K9 teeth and all that.

Also a crossdresser. Basically lives in skirts.

Such a foodie. Will eat everything and anything. Literally anything. Definitely that kid who chewed everything.

Legally blind. Needs glasses to see. It HATES wearing glasses, though.

Has SO MUCH energy all the time.

Says some really fucked up shit sometimes and everyone just... stares and him...

Somewhat nonverbal.

Went to college for culinary arts.

Watches RuPaul's drag race with Pokey. Wiggly pretends he hates it when it's on (he loves it).

Pageant king. Wins every pageant ever.

Has one too many stuffed animals. almost as many as Tinky has.

Blinky:

Their human name would be Blaise.

They/Them pronouns, but doesn't mind being called "brother."

Bisexual icon.

5'4. Second shortest brother because I say so.

Has brown hair. Dyed it yellow, got sick of it, dyed it orange. Now their hair just a orange and yellow mess but they don't care that much.

Half latino. Speaks some Spanish.

Amazing eyesight. Even if their hair always covers at least on of their eyes.

Theme park enthusiast. Loves everything about them, especially the roller coasters.

The quiet brother. Very introverted, doesn't talk about much, stays in their own world.

The most tech-savvy of the bunch. Helps the other brothers with tech issues.

Always dressed down. Lives in hoodies and sweats all day while watching YouTube videos.

Went to college for architecture. Wants to build their own theme park someday.

Knows everything about everybody (Gretchen Wieners?)

The brother their siblings come to when they need to vent.

Tinky:

Their human name would be Timothy.

He/him pronouns. Also transmasc.

Pan because I say so.

5'1. Short king and we love him for that.

Blonde shaggy hair that falls to his shoulders. He loves his hair so much.

Draws on a fake goatee sometimes. Just because he can.

Fascinated by goats. No reason why, he just... is...

Loves puzzle games. Will sit down all day and just play mind games.

Youngest brother and he hates it.

Super talkative. Speaks fast and loudly.

Gets babied because he has a baby face... and also because of his stuffy addiction.

Seeks approval from everyone. Whenever he does anything, he needs his brothers to praise him. Him and Blinky are anxious (tm)

The only one with no grudge against Webby.

Not in college yet, but wants to be a criminologist.

Has a crush on this one guy he saw at a coffee shop once. Ted was his name *wink wink*

AuDHD. Once again, because I say so.

And, just for fun... Webby:

Her human name would be Wynnie.

She/her pronouns.

Bi-curious. She gives that vibe.

5'6. Wiggly loves to hold it over Webby's head that he's taller.

Has Marie Antoinette syndrom (natural white hair.)

SO many freckles. So many.

Has 3 pet spiders, their names are Hannah, Lex and Willabella.

She lives in Clivesdale (Yes, I know, fuck Clivesdale. But not Webby. Webby is the exception).

Went to college for psychology. She is so psych major coded I don't care.

Pacifist and the nicest person you'll ever meet.

Adopted a two young girls names Hannah and Lex (that's where the spiders get their names from. Webby names the other after her childhood best friend who passed away.)

Was banished from the family because of differing views with her brothers. They were mean people with no regard for others. They hated Webby for righting their wrongs. That's why she moved. Tinky still calls her sometimes... just to check in.

I LOVE HIM

absolutely my fav lord in black <3

Lautski day 6: storm ⛈️ ☔️🌩️

@lautski-week

Every now and then I’m absolutely baffled by actors and what they can do.

Especially starkid actors.

Like, you’re telling me that:

This is a set of three people who are not related to each other???

This is voiced by a guy with a mic off stage???

This woman isn’t having the most horrifying day of her life?????

You’re telling me this is not a pipe??

Thank you but I don’t believe it

HE'S SO SILLLYYYY!!! Ty for drawing this, you're the best 😺

Tgwdlm except instead of just getting infected, Paul becomes a pokey sniggly

Me as a tinky sniggly

Wiggly??? WIGGLY????? Holllllyyyyy shittt

Awful Pokey and Tinky thingys <\3

I hate them (the drawings)

[may or may not have spent like 4hours on tinky and 30minutes on pokey]

God I need to watch Yellow Jacket UHG

Crayons pain my soul ^_^

Nibbly headcanons!!

Let's hope I can think right now! (I am in a lot of pain and at school but I'm really bored. Oh and I can't see cause my BRIGHTNESS IS ALL THE WAY DOWN AHHDBAKBX)

• Over time he gradually became blind and decided to rip his eyes out and eat them since they wouldn't do him any good anyways. Though he has eyes in his mouth which are maraciously (that's spelt right) intact.

• His tusks have grown to a point where they are in his eye sockets. (Wiggly man handles him to file them down. Like a walrus kinda)

• His ears(which are pig ears) are clipped with (looking at him) 1 on his right ear almost atbthe tip of his ear and one in the middle and one on his left ear- in the middle. (I'm like 90% sure this means 6th born first litter except idk the term for pigs I only know litter ZEOABDKAN- I should pay attention in class-)

• His body is very janked up- like his insides are mis-matched, there's probably extras of certain organs, missing organs etcetera. Most of the skin he's sewn on himself is falling off so it's almost constantly being replaced.

• He likes audio books but only if they're about serial killers or cannibals.

• He's a great cook and often makes Pokey judge the way the food tastes. He usually gets a 7-9/10.

• He likes the 'noise' music genre.

• Most of his sniggles are past Honey Queens trapped in a sniggles body. Those ones he bats around like a cat- he doesn't even eat them, just listens to them scream and run.

• He has a pig nose and was very upset when he learned Linda got a nose job.

• His true form has two sets of arms (like Tinky) and his limbs twist on odd directions.

Stuff I think the LIB would rock

Tinky

Pokey

Wiggly

Blinky

Nibbly

I also made two for Webby :3

They just couldn't fit

Stuff I think the LIB would rock

Tinky

Pokey

Wiggly

Blinky

Nibbly

Idk who this is but I like them

It was supposed to be Paul but I don't think that's Paul

hey girl. The Hive

4 lords down, one to go… and also webby probably

[design explanation below the cut]

Pokey- main theme is actor meets space lover. the space theme mainly comes from the fact that The Hive is from space. pokey’s earrings are the notorious meteor and a beehive is burrowed into his chest (yet another allusion to The Hive). the area around his mouth is lighter than the rest of his face due to all the blue goo he drools affecting his skin

NIBBLENEPHIM, THE ONE WHO FEASTS IN THE DARK

Hey guys have some various Will Wood songs I like connecting Hatchetfield characters to teehee (I like explaining myself) <333

Wiggly- Outliers and Hypocrites; A Funfact About Apples

PLEASE...

Nibbly- Chemical Overeaction

Tinky- Blackboxwarrior but he really only fits up to before the doctor part I think but idc (also it says "ideas don't spread because they're good, they spread because people like them" and I can mash that with Time Bastard sense it's only companies in the future RIGHT RIGHT? And then RAAAHHHHHG okay wait maybe he fits the whole song-)

There's so much (surface level) nonsense going on- but then when you actually look into it holy shit guys what the fuck ←is doing an analysis

Pokey- Blue Velvet and Dr. Sunshine Is Dead

Blinky- Red Moon

Eyes. Dissociation. BARE WITH ME.

Webby- Suburbia Overture and erm Skeleton Appreciation Day

Miss. Holloway- Vampire Reference In A Minor Key

Ouhg, I don't even remember what the song can be about but I think she'd like it

Paul- Mr. Capgrass

I am projecting my prosopagnosia on him and that's the only reason aahhhrggg I heart you Paul <3

Grace- 2econd 2ight 2eer and Laplace's Angel

Richie- ...well, better than the alternative (Better Alternative)

Ted- 2012 and Front Street

Peter- Willard

I think Pete likes the 2003 movie, hear me out please

Gary- Marsha

He's soooo Marsha guys- not the things in Marsha on him, more of- he's the therapists friend.

Alice- ...well better than the alternative and Memento Mori

Ruth- Tomcat Disposables

I barely thought this through I'm just a little bored and I like Will Wood normally (LOVE ME MORMALYl).^_^ <333

Rah

It's the boys(?!) and Snigglette

Snigglette is her own gender guys

A page of Hatchetfield boredom doodles :]]]]