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Me honestly.
When you write an amazing line and can’t tell if you’re a genius or just accidentally plagiarized it from a book you read seven years ago:
I'm so glad I'm not the only one haha
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.
Extremely...real...I'm going insane over here
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
LOWKEY...lowkey...this is how I look after writing and posting a fic
Bc I write, then edit, then proofread, then post, all in succession (GASP is this why I wake up and think my writing is shit next day?)
LOWKEY...lowkey...this is how I look after writing and posting a fic
Bc I write, then edit, then proofread, then post, all in succession (GASP is this why I wake up and think my writing is shit next day?)
LOWKEY...lowkey...this is how I look after writing and posting a fic
Bc I write, then edit, then proofread, then post, all in succession (GASP is this why I wake up and think my writing is shit next day?)
LOWKEY...lowkey...this is how I look after writing and posting a fic
Bc I write, then edit, then proofread, then post, all in succession (GASP is this why I wake up and think my writing is shit next day?)
Me every single night on google: How to become a writer and make money FAST! No borax, no glue... please
Me every single night on google: How to become a writer and make money FAST! No borax, no glue... please
Me every single night on google: How to become a writer and make money FAST! No borax, no glue... please
i swear all writers are mentally ill. y'all keep putting your "beloved" characters through the most traumatic experiences ever just to feel something.
other writers: plan out their stories, have their characters figured out and know how they’re going to grow. write every day, keep hydrated.
me, a goblin: jump in headfirst with only a vague plan and a feeling. who are these characters?????? fuck if i know, we find out as we go! plot what plot? i’m just as surprised at this development as you are. writes only on full moons. only ingests caffeine.Â
I dance in the midst of the night,
when all the world sleeps and lay out a brilliant sight,
when I'm where my heart is,
and dear nature sings in sweet bliss.
A play of a long forgotten need,
that is as true as the blood I bleed.
Quiet voices and gentle shadows of past and future combine,
To bring people to life which one can describe as only divine.
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
October, hmmmm
Shitpost tober!
Give me idea for shitposts to write OR give me headcanons to write for y’all
when you’re so busy making the lore for your world that you forget the actual plot
Thank christ, I thought it was just me.
“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.
I would like to announce
That I got no writing done yesterday
BUT
I thought about writing.
*round of applause*
Remember, the phrase "write what you know" is confusing. A lot of people bang their heads on walls because they haven't had the opportunity to experience the world.
Instead "write what you feel, know what you write."
You feel upset or angry? Chanel it into a tale of dystopian rebellion and do research on different uprisings throughout history.
Joyful and inspired? Imagine an invention in the 18th century that some mad scientist makes to save his family and look into the science that could potentially make it realistic.
Take what you feel as the basis and then build on that.