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Basically 🥲
Haha related. I've said this about every single story in my drafts.
Terry Pratchett kinda quote, you could totally convince my this came from Mr. ""The philosopher Didactylos has summed up an alternative hypothesis as "Things just happen. What the hell"""
Me for most a chapter: *Writing go brrr*
Me when finishing it: *Old computer error noises or something idk*
"Death to the Writers Block!"
I long to kill the writers block fairy
mere mortal: what kept you up all night?
author: the voices...
mere mortal: uuh...what voices?
author: the ones that start up as soon as my face collides with the pillow and force me to toss and turn until my laptop is open, my hands on the keyboard.
author: they-they... (manic, disheveled appearance) they chitter-chatter incessantly and often times say ingenious, hilarious things but it gets watered down in translation. so i mull over the same fractured sentence for two hours and nothing ever gets done, but my sanity is lost more and more each night.
mere mortal stares vacantly
author: you know the voices, don't you?
mere mortal shakes their head
author: ok, fine. what voices do you get?
mere mortal: zero voices. none. nothing. have you been clinically evaluated?
author: (chuckles) on various occasions, actually. How'd you know? Did a voice tell you so?
mere mortal: THERE ARE NO VOICES!
Inspired by ad-wills post here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was funny :>> also, yes, i did draw myself as my watermark. I just like to imagine I have a lil pillowcase over my head 💛
Anywho, happy holidays to those who celebrate!
Sometimes, you just gotta, y’know, murder.
Me, trying to write some sweet, fluff story with a happy ending to heal my soul: and then they hugged and-
My brain:
🤣😆😂
why did my stupid little brain decide to put the scene I wanna write the most at the very end of my stupid little WIP?
I lose interest in one WIP and move on to a new one like a cat who plays with the package after losing interest in a new toy they played with for 0.00001 seconds.
I have the words by my side to describe the love that was never in front of me.
(please don't claim as your own wo giving credit :) )
when you're a writer but then you find out you're aroace so now you get why you were so bad at writing romantic/seggsy scenes (+ now you can't read your own stories wo wanting to die)