Here Are Some Names The Listeners Call Our Redacted Boys! Solaire Clan And Shaw Pack Edition:

Here Are Some Names The Listeners Call Our Redacted Boys! Solaire Clan And Shaw Pack Edition:

Angel: Davey/Cutie or Babe/Handsome depending on whether they want to annoy Davey or not

Baabe: Ash/Darling

Sweetheart: My Love/Love (get it? because milo and my love sound similar? yea no, i'll leave-)

Lovely: Vince/Vinny and any (and every) other short version of Vincent or Lover/My Beloved

Darlin: Sammy/Dear

Bright Eyes: Freddy/Moissanite (because it's the most reflective gem and fred is the light of their life, get it? i'm so creative, i know /s (<-but in addition to this: Fred doesn't get it at all and just feels sorta insulted that Bright compares him to a rock all the time))

When you've started writing a fic.

And then start making notes and drafts for an original project.

And then start writing a different fic.

You know you've done something either terribly right or devastatingly wrong. And I have yet to find out which one applies to me-

Redacted Audio Listener Headcanons (specifically Shaw pack listeners) Because I Can't Sleep:

-Darlin is actually a pretty good cook because when they were young, Gabe would teach them and David. They're just too lazy to do it 99% of the time.

-Angel has tried to learn magic tricks at some point and failed. They made things disappear, yes, but nobody can find those things anymore.

-Baabe has a lot of art-related hobbies. These hobbies also include body painting, which several of their friends have been subjected to for a few hours before Baabe took out their camera and proceeded to take pictures for another half hour. This only stopped once Asher began to routinely offer himself up as their canvas.

-Sweetheart, being the absolute badass they are, owns several fluffy stuffed animals which are primarily cats. "Several" in this context means it takes them an additional 15 minutes when they make their bed because they need to move that many stuffed animals off and then back onto the bed. And yes, they once lost Aggro in a pile of fluffy stuffed kitty animals.

I Have Too Many Headcanons That I Haven't Shared With Anyone So Tumblr, You'll Have To Deal With It. D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons:

-Freelancer has accidentally ripped Gavin's shirt before. Twice.

-Lasko has copies of all his documents because he accidentally doodles around on them when he's lost in thought or distracted and after getting complaints from colleagues one too many times, he started making copies in case he starts drawing flowers, waves, or cats on important paperwork again.

-Gavin has a weird fascination with jelly. Especially the flavors that are somewhat transparent.

-Damien always sits in Huxley's lap when he's playing video games. Always.

-While Damien is playing video games in his lap, Huxley usually either massages his shoulders or plays with his hair. Not just because he knows that Damien likes it, but because Huxley finds physical contact with his boyfriend oddly therapeutic.

-Freelancer only uses :D :3 :/ ^^ -.- ._." ;-; ×-× >-< and -w- when they text anyone and ^^ is at the end of almost all their messages.

-Caelum always eats half of Gavin's dessert whether he likes it or not. Jelly, fruits, ice cream - Caelum is having a bite!

So I Recently ("recently" as in "two months or so ago") Introduced My Bestie To Redacted Audio. And Because Inversion Just Got Done Traumatizing Them, Here Are Some Headcanons For Their Favorite D.A.M.N. Boy: Damien!

-He looks great in high heels. Never wears them but boy does he look good in them.

-He really likes bad weather for some reason. Whenever it rains, you'll see him out in the garden sitting in the rain.

^Sometimes he's holding an umbrella, but that's only because he brought his phone or a book with him and doesn't want it to get wet.

-Speaking of books, Damien reads manga. Not as much as he reads normal fantasy books, but he occasionally picks up a random manga he sees at the library because of its title or cover art.

^Damien may read manga, but he doesn't watch anime and only ever does when Huxley or Lasko ask him to watch one with them (-> He, Lasko, and Freelancer watched Sasaki to Miyano together during a sleepover and Damien actually considered watching more anime for a moment because of it).

-Damien sleeps in Huxley's hoodies during the colder months but always complains about the sleeves hanging in his cereal when he's having breakfast.

-Damien is too good at doing his eyeliner. He hardly wears makeup but for some reason, he is very good at doing his eyeliner.

-He always needs to hold something. A pen, one of his fingers, Huxley's hand when they're out and about, his controller even when he's taking a break from playing, his fork/spoon/knife even when he's already done eating - anything. He just needs something to hold.

More Headcanons Because I Have Too Many Of These (Shaw pack, again, but this time it's couple headcanons! The variety on here is unmatched):

-Darlin doesn't cook. We've already established that. But once Sam told them what his favorite food is, they made it for him, and Sam found it so surprisingly delicious that he started giving them a bunch of compliments for it (because, you know, nobody believes Darlin when they say they know how to cook or that they're good at it). Darlin, being Darlin, now stands in their kitchen at least once a week to make Sam his favorite meal in exchange for the praise they get for it.

-Angel and David had weekly sleepover dates before they moved in with each other. Sometimes it was at Angel's place and sometimes at David's and Angel would always go way overboard with the pillow fort and the snacks. With that in mind, for one of their anniversaries after moving in together, Angel reconstructed the couch into their biggest pillow fort yet and turned the living room into a little movie theater. They and David stayed up the entire night watching movies and eating snacks and only went to sleep in their pillow fort at around five in the morning because Angel drifted off during the movie they were watching.

-Baabe has an unconditional love for all things beautiful. And Ash just happens to be the most beautiful person they know, so, of course, he is their victim of choice for their creative endeavors. One time, Baabe got especially creative and spent an entire day dying Ash's wolf form's fur in rainbow colors to take pictures of him afterward. The only problem was, the color didn't wash out again. So, for a month or two, whenever Ash shifted, he would be a very vibrant, rainbow-colored wolf. He didn't mind (he actually really liked it) but David found it sort of... unfitting for the security jobs and a certain pizza guy had a lot of questions whenever Baabe's "dog" would walk around in the background while they answered the door. Once the dye washed out, Baabe promised to let Asher dye their hair any color he wanted. He has yet to cash that in.

-Sweetheart's obsession with stuffed animals (specifically cats) was not something Milo was prepared for when they invited him over to their place for the first time. Needless to say, that date was spent cuddling in bed and explaining the naming process behind all 82 of the ones on display in their room (honorable mentions to: Squishy, a black thing that barely looks like a cat anymore whom Sweetheart got at a thrift store, Poofers, the biggest cat in Sweetheart's collection, and Harold, who is a red cat with a little top hat sewn onto its head). Sweetheart took a liking to Milo's curiosity behind all the plushies' names and stories, so it became a common thing for them to buy and gift Milo fluffy cats for anniversaries, holidays, and anything else that would give them a reason to give him cat-shaped gifts. Once they started living together, the two of them had to install several shelves on their walls and buy an extra closet for the ungodly amount of stuffed animals the duo possessed. Also, Aggro commonly sleeps in a nest of cat plushies because of course he does.