I Have Too Many Of These - Tumblr Posts
Happy 6/6 :3
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2
“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift
“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver
“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit
“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher
“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit
“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever
“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram
“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar
“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin
“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin
“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid
I Have Too Many Headcanons That I Haven't Shared With Anyone So Tumblr, You'll Have To Deal With It. D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons:
-Freelancer has accidentally ripped Gavin's shirt before. Twice.
-Lasko has copies of all his documents because he accidentally doodles around on them when he's lost in thought or distracted and after getting complaints from colleagues one too many times, he started making copies in case he starts drawing flowers, waves, or cats on important paperwork again.
-Gavin has a weird fascination with jelly. Especially the flavors that are somewhat transparent.
-Damien always sits in Huxley's lap when he's playing video games. Always.
-While Damien is playing video games in his lap, Huxley usually either massages his shoulders or plays with his hair. Not just because he knows that Damien likes it, but because Huxley finds physical contact with his boyfriend oddly therapeutic.
-Freelancer only uses :D :3 :/ ^^ -.- ._." ;-; ×-× >-< and -w- when they text anyone and ^^ is at the end of almost all their messages.
-Caelum always eats half of Gavin's dessert whether he likes it or not. Jelly, fruits, ice cream - Caelum is having a bite!