Redacted Caelum - Tumblr Posts

I made more

Lasko explaining DND to Hux

And

John: Is your refrigerator running?

Sweetie:.....who tf are you?!..

I installed rec room for fun and to give it another shot since last time I got called so much dumb shit by a 9 year old lmao

People were watching me draw Gavin and all I could hear was loud af chewing.

I also drew Caelum 👍

Back again with DamiHux posts.

This one is weak but meh

Again Huxley sending Damien little notes to cheer him up.

i give u..caelum but i havent drawn in forever and im using krita and a drawing tablet for the first time

All my d(a)emon designs 'cause yeah 😛

People say I am a big brain. Idk about any of those things but to that I say: have one more again. This one is weaker but you get it, same thing as the ones before

Jax's Personality Swap AU (4)

Pipeline: Elliott > Morgan > Vega > Regulus > Caelum > Camelopardalis > Hush > Elliott

Elliott > Morgan

Hopeless Seer

- ok but childhood friend seer cooks

- Morgan is a deeply caring person

- Seer Obscura gets a nickname: Dreamer

- "dreamer... I've been calling you that for ten years. maybe more, heh."

- the softest boy ever, he is a walking teddy bear

- "I've realized... we will never reach the future, but we will always live in the present. it's the time, that changes. the time changes us"

- slow burn perhaps? But...

- "dreamer... i... I'm sorry, it's just... You're so warm and... i wish to hold you. please."

- he is alone in this world. it's just you, that keeps him alive. he doesn't have hope for this planet, but you are his world.

- he sleeps, eats, walks on the path, that was established for him since he was born. But you... You became his future...

- he craves you as a lover, but is afraid to lose you as a friend

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Morgan > Vega

Melancholic Demon

- sigh trademark

- "... what do you want, warden? Cant you see im grieving for my pet?"

- you ask many questions, but barely get any answers around of him

- he only talks to you out of everyone

- "why? heh. Dumb question, warden."

- you still ask anyway. he laughs. full of pain

- "did you kill my pet, warden?"

- what? What is he talking about? And why would you do that...

- vega turns his back to you. Until you confess, he says

- he has been in here for a long time. maybe it was someone from the past and he can't live in the present.

- he wants his pet back. he wants noone else but them. but you dont know who that was...

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Vega > Regulus

Raging Fallen Daemon

- he is pretty pissed i imagine

- "if i can't have you, no-one can."

- OH HE KIDNAPS YOU

- he is angry, upset, but never alone. Now that he found you.

- everyone is looking for you two

- "precious, don't leave"

- you try to resist, but he is in your head now

- and you dont. You listen. You are now his company. He never stops holding your hand.

(jax note: this specific swap might be edited or completely reworked later)

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Regulus > Caelum

Self-claimed Prince Daemon

- Was Polaris' greatest student, perhaps that got into his brain a bit,,

- this is a headcanon fun bit of what if Regulus wasnt fallen and was Leo constellation, so enjoy!

- he is all huffy and puffy at first

- "hey! Wake up! You do not sleep on Caelum like that!" owie! Did he just hit you by a pillow??

- "you are awake. Good. Now up! We have so much to do!" god what is this flying pipsqueak?

- "pipsqueak?! I beg your pardon?? I am Caelum, an empathy daemon and now, you are my charge! Simple to understand, now chop chop! Clean your face and ugh... Please, wear some clean clothes, looks like you didnt change for three days. We have to fix that! Coooomeeeee ooooonnnnn!!" okay he is pulling you from the bed. You cant win here freelancer

- he sounds like a spoiled brat and he maybe is, but slowly by time, you get to know him more and see that he is just a little guy with a job and heart on the right place. His methods can be dramatic, but he means well

- he says that you are ready for D.A.M.N., that the hidden talent in you is more than just your powers.

- "i think Gavin will help us here. He is a bit stupid, but he always gives me cookies!" blunt much, Caelum?

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Caelum > Cam

Bubbly Serenity Daemon

- always so curious about human culture, both old and modern

- he especially likes bubbles

- "wow, how fascinating... this is truly wonderful!" he loves colors too

- "e-ehm, pardon my, uh... excitement. My name is C-Cam-Cam-Camelopardalis and i am your today's... wait, no, that doesn't make sense... does it?"

- he is a very polite, kind guy. he tries to always help, he just had a problem put words to the correct order (me fr)

- he loves walking outside in the sun. He is like a cat - he likes sunbathing and is kinda afraid of water (hmmm)

- he is a very tall guy, always hits himself in the head, god bless,,,

- he just stands out by how pretty and tall he is

- he writes little notes about his clients, mostly positive ones with stars and hearts! Perhaps mostly about you

- the walls of his office are full of fun stuff, like globe, astrology maps of constellations, dreamcatchers, oil paintings, etc.

- "i... i cant believe i found a friend between humans... thank you."

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Cam > Hush

Soothing Entity

- you dont know who he is, what he is, but he is following you for days like a lost cat. Something about you is... attracting him. He wants to be near you.

- he is always sitting in your window, watching, but never daring to take a step inside

- "what are you doing?" he finally asks, after days of just watching you.

- "you're always here. And im always waiting" but for what? You ask

- "i dont know, doctor." and he goes to rest.

- you believe thats not true and you might be right. He seems to be hiding.

- there are demons around your place, around Dahlia. It drives you insane. You feel afraid. What are even those guys doing here? You did nothing wrong, right?

- and with hush, it got worse...

- "please, dont be afraid of me, doctor. I'm here for you. Please, doctor."

(jax note: this one might be changed too)

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Hush > Elliott

Unknown Dreamwalker

- you didnt have to do any of this. You could've just leave him there, you could've had a normal life. Normal in rubbish and loneliness, but...

- just look at him. He is not normal. He is a fucking... superhero?? Supervillain??

- "sunshine..." oh yeah and that dumb nickname. Better than a nightmare, but... why does he looks at you that way??

- "I'm grateful." yeah yeah

- apparently, those guys are from some department he escaped. He was always an orphan, somehow sneaked into a normal orphanage and got adopted, but a mess happened and now... You dont understand any of it

(jax note: i just didnt have more ideas but take it as Elliott being mysterious /j)

hc of the day:

so we know that out of the group, only fl and lasko are humanborn and lasko’s family knows about his powers.

time to take advantage of the fact that freelancers past is so secretive (in canon)..

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freelancer’s family still doesn’t know about their powers. they suppressed them for years, and then left once they wouldn’t be able to anymore. then they met caelum and gavin and, you know the rest.

they have a younger sibling who they’re very close with, or was, and they don’t know about freelancers powers either. so they just think fl left them “alone” without knowing the reason.

when they finally do talk, freelancer can’t tell them where they’ve been truthfully, so they have to lie about it, and their sibling knows they are and they hate it.

sometimes they think freelancer won’t ever come back again, too.

bonus: caelum reminds fl of their sibling when they were younger <3 they kinda view him as a “stand-in” sometimes and take care of him in a way they can’t do for their sibling anymore.

next audio caelum meeting d.a.m.n boys! can’t wait omg!🙏🏾

fl on anesthesia

- thinks them and gavin are married, keeps calling him their husband

- tells lasko how smart he looks repeatedly, apparently they think he’s “a president”

- won’t stop touching damien’s face, and telling him how he looks like a prince

- keeps making a punching motion at damien’s face too, everytime he tries to stop them from leaning over..or really anytime he looks at them for more than a second lol

- repeatedly tells huxley how much they love him and won’t stop saying “what’s up bro” and dapping him up every single time they look at him

- stared at lasko for 4 minutes straight

- someone please stop them from comparing their muscles to huxley’s and flexing dude lmfao

- won’t stop saying “where’s caelum?” lol the rest of the boys assume they’re just saying a random name but ofc gavin knows and just keeps holding his laugh in

caelum when the vanilla didn’t taste the way it smelled:

I Have Too Many Headcanons That I Haven't Shared With Anyone So Tumblr, You'll Have To Deal With It. D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons:

-Freelancer has accidentally ripped Gavin's shirt before. Twice.

-Lasko has copies of all his documents because he accidentally doodles around on them when he's lost in thought or distracted and after getting complaints from colleagues one too many times, he started making copies in case he starts drawing flowers, waves, or cats on important paperwork again.

-Gavin has a weird fascination with jelly. Especially the flavors that are somewhat transparent.

-Damien always sits in Huxley's lap when he's playing video games. Always.

-While Damien is playing video games in his lap, Huxley usually either massages his shoulders or plays with his hair. Not just because he knows that Damien likes it, but because Huxley finds physical contact with his boyfriend oddly therapeutic.

-Freelancer only uses :D :3 :/ ^^ -.- ._." ;-; ×-× >-< and -w- when they text anyone and ^^ is at the end of almost all their messages.

-Caelum always eats half of Gavin's dessert whether he likes it or not. Jelly, fruits, ice cream - Caelum is having a bite!

My Iced-Tea Categorization Thing But It's The Redacted Characters:

-Drinks iced tea straight from its two-liter carton:

Sam (but only when he doesn't have a glass)

Elliott (but it's a 1 liter carton)

Frederick (it's Bright Eyes' fault)

Huxley

Marcus

Caelum

Hudson

-Drinks iced tea from a glass like a normal person but the glass is filled with more ice than tea:

Gavin (3/4 Ice 1/4 tea)

Damien (the tea is more water than tea with how fast the ice melts so he needs a lot)

Xavier

Vincent

Kody

Milo

Blake

-Drinks iced tea warm, defeating the whole purpose of it being iced:

Ollie (forgets to drink it so it turns warm)

Ivan (Yandere and Flyboi)

Quinn (his teeth are sensitive)

Regulus

David

James

-Prefers hot tea:

Aaron

Camelopardalis

Avior

Anton

Brachium

Morgan

Eric

Geordi

"Why would you drink tea when [sugary, over-caffeinated thing that will one day give them diabetes] exists?":

Asher

Guy

Lasko

Nick

"Why would you drink?"

Vega

As someone who doesn't use emojis and only uses these cute little things: -w- I will now share with you which one represents which listener/character the best because I'm definitely the most qualified individual to do so.

O-O Freelancer. Don't ask why it's just true.

^w^ Caelum- No explanation needed.

-.- David. Again, no explanation.

._. Honey because this is the face they make whenever Guy makes a joke they try to pretend wasn't that funny.

×-× Sweetheart, my overworked love.

-w- Asher. It goes really well with the one I assigned to David.

^^ Angel because they simply are a ray of sunshine.

•○• Milo, pretending he didn't already know whatever gossip he just heard.

._.# Darlin, brimming with rage as they usually are.

UwU Gavin, because this man is a menace.

OwO Guy, because this man is a menace.

TwT Baabe because- I don't know actually but it's giving Baabe vibes to me-

O-O" Lasko, very stressed out.

Describing Redacted characters in one sentence or less (brackets don't count) but it gets progressively less comprehensive:

David: Big werewolf alpha dude (not the cringe kind)

Milo: Smol werewolf dude (the big kind)

Damien: Hot tsundere (literally)

Morgan: Non-existent

Guy: A heart-shaped pizza with all your favorite toppings that you can top yourself if you want-

Nick: Cat boi (definitely the cringe kind)

Ollie: Comfort food

Blake: Cold soup

Gavin: The reason I cry myself to sleep once a week

James: Needs to go tf home.

Asher: The canonical energizer bunny

Lasko: Me

Huxley: Me on anxiety meds

Caelum: Cotton candy given human form.

Anton: A testament to Erik's voice acting and general acting skills.

Marcus: Very killable.

Kody: Looks like great cake but actually went bad five months ago.

Elliott: Had an edible for breakfast and hasn't eaten since.

Hudson: Trying to eat serotonin with chopsticks.

Brachium: An edible pretending to be a gummy worm.

Vincent: Talks like what perfume tastes like.

Ivan: Saltwater in your eyes but it might just be your tears and you honestly don't even care at this point.

Aaron: Sand in your mouth and between your teeth but you're enjoying it.

Sam: If blankets could talk, they'd sound and speak like him.

Eric: That feeling you get when looking at an empty closet.

Camelopardalis: Anxiety meds in the form of a flesh prison.

Avior: If you unhinged your jaw, you could eat him.

Vega: You can drink him with a straw (and only with a straw).

Hush: You can eat him.

I am colddd so,

"Want me to make you some tea?" - Ollie, Lasko, Caelum, Camelopardalis

"Then come to bed already" - Aaron, Damien, Sam, David

"Let's run ourselves a hot bath then" - Milo, Vincent, Avior, James (to his spouse)

"Put your hands between my thighs! :D" - Guy, Huxley, Gavin, Asher

"And what exactly am I supposed to do about it?" Hush, Brachium, James (to Asset)

Yk how d(a)emons don't have to have organs and all that junk? That got me thinking about what they might be made of underneath their skin so

•Warden is made of chalk

•Avior is made of styrofoam

•Gavin is actually made of flesh

•Vega used to be made of flesh but changed it to metal over the decades

•Cam is made of fabric

•Caelum is made of paper

•Scorpius is made of gasoline (but it's kinda goopy sometimes for some reason)

•Brachium would be/used to be made of mud (and sticks and leaves)

Guys I just dreamed of a new Caelum video where he baked with Freelancer or smth (I honestly don't remember what exactly they did for most of the video) and in the end he got absorbed into the void by the Kevin sovereign and the exact wording for it in the description was that he got "frizzled up and dissolved"

Caewm

Caelum: Milk loaf.

Gavin: What?

Caelum: Milk Loaf :D

Gavin: That's a wheel of cheese

I COULD BE A GOOD MOTHERRRRR 🗣️🗣️