I Have Too Many Headcanons That I Haven't Shared With Anyone So Tumblr, You'll Have To Deal With It.

I Have Too Many Headcanons That I Haven't Shared With Anyone So Tumblr, You'll Have To Deal With It. D.A.M.N. Crew Headcanons:

-Freelancer has accidentally ripped Gavin's shirt before. Twice.

-Lasko has copies of all his documents because he accidentally doodles around on them when he's lost in thought or distracted and after getting complaints from colleagues one too many times, he started making copies in case he starts drawing flowers, waves, or cats on important paperwork again.

-Gavin has a weird fascination with jelly. Especially the flavors that are somewhat transparent.

-Damien always sits in Huxley's lap when he's playing video games. Always.

-While Damien is playing video games in his lap, Huxley usually either massages his shoulders or plays with his hair. Not just because he knows that Damien likes it, but because Huxley finds physical contact with his boyfriend oddly therapeutic.

-Freelancer only uses :D :3 :/ ^^ -.- ._." ;-; ×-× >-< and -w- when they text anyone and ^^ is at the end of almost all their messages.

-Caelum always eats half of Gavin's dessert whether he likes it or not. Jelly, fruits, ice cream - Caelum is having a bite!

I saw someone say something about wearing Quinn's teeth like a necklace and now I can't find that post anymore ._.

Anyway, I thought about posting this on here but then changed my mind because it's sorta graphic, and up until now I've kept my blog rather safe. So I'd like to keep it that way.

But feel free to head over to Ao3 if you want to read a short about pulling Quinn's teeth! It's the first fic within the Redactedverse that I've posted, but I hope that it'll be the first of many.

More Headcanons Because I Said So. Vincent "what even is a bad hair day" Solaire Edition:

-Has had at least one (1) existential crisis since becoming a vampire.

-Listens to hyperpop music religiously.

^He got Lovely into it too.

^^He, Lovely, and Darlin meet up to listen to music sometimes. Sam stays home because he'd "rather turn mortal to experience a migraine again before listening to... that."

-His love language is physical touch, so he is constantly either holding Lovely's hand, has his face in the crook of their neck, or has an arm around their waist/shoulders.

^After a kiss, there is always that very cute lean forward he does so he can either lean his forehead against Lovely's or boop their nose with his.

-He prefers wine over any other type of alcohol.

-Vincent never gets out of bed on time (not that he has that much to do most of the time anyway but still).

-Owns a weirdly huge stuffed animal and it freaks everyone out whenever they visit Vincent.

^That thing is a black blob with yellow eyes, by the way (Vincent insists it is a cat. Nobody believes him), and "weirdly huge" means it almost reaches the ceiling and takes up an entire corner of his living room.

It seems I have written yet another one-shot while I was procrastinating my bigger works... Oh well, at least I had fun writing it for the past three hours.

If you're looking to read some suicidal and angsty Bright Eyes/Frederick fic in which I explore my take on Bright's behavior, here you go!

The Following Listeners Were Convinced They Were Only Into Men But Then They Discovered Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing And They Realized They Were Wrong:

Darlin

Sweetheart

Freelancer

Honey

And, honestly, who can blame them?

First We Had Sam, And Now The Second Boy From My Top Three Is Getting Headcanons! I Present To You: Guy "definitely has a last name that isn't Montag" The Pizza Guy!

-Doesn't even like pizza all that much (the job making him smell it so often probably ruined his appetite a bit).

-He doesn't have a closet. Instead, he has his clothes sorted in different baskets because he can't be bothered to not just drop his folded laundry into a box once he's done folding it.

^But Honey has a closet and occasionally hangs Guy's important clothes into it alongside their stuff so it doesn't get as many wrinkles ("important clothes" as in work uniform and dress shirts and such).

-He has an entire drawer in the bathroom dedicated to nail polish.

^He's not allowed to wear it when Max's has him in the kitchen for hygiene reasons, but at any other time of the day, he has his nails done in some color he likes. He also has gotten a lot of compliments for them while out on delivery.

-Guy is a pretty good singer and he oftentimes sings Honey to sleep when they're too stressed out to fall asleep on their own.

-He knows how to play the bass guitar. He doesn't have one anymore because once he outgrew the one he had in high school, he never bought a new one, but if you handed him a bass, he definitely could play you some song he memorized some years ago.

-Guy can sleep in literally any position. He could fall asleep on the couch with his head hanging over the armrest and his mouth wide open and he'll wake up the next morning perfectly fine.

^That being said, he snores when he does that. Whenever he isn't sleeping in a position that is at least somewhat normal, he will start snoring. And yes, the loudness depends on how messed up his positioning is.

[Little music-themed extra: This playlist reminded me of Guy and Honey sitting on their old apartment's balcony and complaining about their old roommate as well as just general life things while drinking some weird tea/juice mix Honey came up with ^^]