bradandchris

Brad and Chris

Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.

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No One Could Touch Lukes Shadow Or His Prized Striped Socks. The Rest Was Fair Game.

No one could touch Luke’s shadow or his prized striped socks. The rest was fair game.

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1 year ago

Brad and Chris were SOOOOOO ready for the Def Leopard concert.

BTW’s. They will each take two lumps.

Thank you for asking. Thats super of you.

Cute leopard-print trunks!

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1 year ago

Brad and Chris’ neighbor Luke made it big when he coined the term ‘mankini’ on National Bartender’s Day.

It was somewhat fitting given his dad invented the rear windshield wiper on St Patricks Day. Until his father’s stroke of luck, Luke drew lines on his socks with marker after every third wash.

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1 year ago

Just The Fashion Tip #63 Pride Edition

If you do, do the sailor look, keep it clean.

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1 year ago

Chris didn’t understand the phrase ‘getting in your own way.’

What the hell was that supposed to mean? How can one get in the way of where they haven’t been yet? It just didn’t make sense.

Two minutes later after a 54 year old man flashed him a $100 for a lap dance, Chris suddenly wondered if the phrase was meant to say he was fat.

Oh god. Was he?

Chris quickly counted his abs. All 12 were there. Whew! That was a close call.

Chris thought to himself out loud while shaking his bon bons in the face of the flasher. “You know what’s in the way? That stupid phrase. That’s what.”

With that, the 54 year old mentioned to Chris he hadn’t said anything yet.

Chris retorted, “200. Follow me.”

And off the 54 year old went ten minutes later.

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1 year ago

Just the Fashion Tip #185

Accessories are everything if you don’t use every thing. Choose wisely. Think sparsely.

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