Regulus: Do You Want To Sleep Together?

Regulus: “Do you want to sleep together?”

James: *Shocked and flustered.* “Oh! Yes please. My dorm or yours?”

Regulus: “We can do it at mine. 9PM, sharp don’t be late.”

James: “Yes love.”

*EXACTLY AT 9PM*

*James knocking on the door with a crop top and gray sweatpants. Spraying some cologne he stole from Sirius*

Regulus: “It’s open!”

James walking in and immediately sitting on the edge of the bed: “How do you want to start this?”

Regulus: “Just lay down.”

James: *Already doing what Regulus said.* “Then what?”

Regulus laying beside him and putting his head on his chest: “Alright goodnight.”

James: “What? I thought we were sleeping together?”

Regulus: “We are?”

James: “You gave me the wrong idea!”

Regulus understanding why he got confused: “Oh. That’s later.”

James: “What?!”

reblog to tell canon to fuck off.

Headcannon that Pandora was everyone’s wingman.

She would talk to any person for them to see if they were gay.

(BEFORE JEGULUS, DORLENE, ROSEKILLER, CAME ALONG-)

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Dorcas: “Dora… I found this girl at a party… COULD YOU MAYBE FLIRT WITH HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS-“

Regulus: “Pandora, all I need you to do is chat up the guy and slyly mention if he likes guys…. That can kill you-“

Barty: “If you do this for me Pan, I’ll kick anyone in the balls for you-“

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Read-a-thon Wednesday!!!

I think a lot of people do this, BUT IM GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM.

Every Wednesday or so, I’m going to read non-stop.

But I am sadly still in school so technically not non-stop. BUT YOU GET IT-

Basically, I’m going to choose out 3 books I haven’t read from my TBR, the book I’m currently reading, a random graphic novel, and a manga! I’ll attempt to read them all in one day.

If I decide I have more extra time, I’ll choose fourth book to read as well.

(Also, i have a stack of books i have bought in a tower. I pick out 3 random post notes. If you guys want, i can make videos about it)

Im a fast reader, so I can do this. Right? 😨 RIGHT????

So if you want, you can join me every read-a-thon Wednesday, and do it with me or come along for the ride. WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I just thought would be entertaining.

I also really wanted to post this on TikTok, but I don’t think people would like it as much 😨

THANKS FOR READING, I LOVE YOU

BOOK REVIEW

Oh lord where do I begin 😨

LOLITA.

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED. AND SPOILERS AHEAD

This man ruined her life. And he continued to do so until the end of the book?

The only time he didn’t torture her is when she got “kidnapped“

Everyone (mostly everyone) was sexualizing this book. And I cannot understand how this can even be thought of as romantic.

He groomed her, and did horrible things to her that I do not want to mention.

HE RUINED HER MOM TOO?

In his POV, we all got the story of how she was the one who seduced him. But come on, if we got her POV, it would talk about how she obviously had no choice but to do the things he wanted her too.

I have so many problems with this book that I cannot put it into one part.

BUT FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE, THIS WILL BE ONE PART BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ME RAMBLE.

Anywhozel,

3/5 stars. I put three because I know there’s something in this book I don’t see.

And I like how it gives you a manual on what not to do when a strange man marries your mom.

my poor eyes.

IVE BEEM CRYING OVER MATH FOR AN HOUR.

Girl rage is math.