Regulus Is So Me - Tumblr Posts

James: Come on baby Black, we only live once!

Regulus: Good.

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Sirius: I just got a new dog! It’s a German shepherd. Can you guys guess its name?

Regulus: Hitler.

Sirius: his name is Padfoot.

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I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m going to make it obvious that I’m sad and get sadder when no one notices

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I can’t ask for help even though I’m obviously struggling

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I pretend to be better than everyone, but I know deep down, I wish I was like everyone else

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’ve been burnt out since six

Im a Regulus kinnie, of course I rot in bed during the weekends

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I love the song Black Friday by Tom Odell

Im a Regulus kinnie, of course my search history is secretly filled with fanfics

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course me and my sibling are on a rough path.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I have abandonment issues.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m sarcastic.

Im a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m going to be the embodiment of a black cat.

I’m a Regulus Kinnie, of course I want a golden retriever partner.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course I’m learning French.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, of course my family loves the fake version of me.

I’m a Regulus kinnie, if you go through my notes app, I’ll die.

Regulus: “Do you want to sleep together?”

James: *Shocked and flustered.* “Oh! Yes please. My dorm or yours?”

Regulus: “We can do it at mine. 9PM, sharp don’t be late.”

James: “Yes love.”

*EXACTLY AT 9PM*

*James knocking on the door with a crop top and gray sweatpants. Spraying some cologne he stole from Sirius*

Regulus: “It’s open!”

James walking in and immediately sitting on the edge of the bed: “How do you want to start this?”

Regulus: “Just lay down.”

James: *Already doing what Regulus said.* “Then what?”

Regulus laying beside him and putting his head on his chest: “Alright goodnight.”

James: “What? I thought we were sleeping together?”

Regulus: “We are?”

James: “You gave me the wrong idea!”

Regulus understanding why he got confused: “Oh. That’s later.”

James: “What?!”

I’d like to think that Regulus and James both adopted or had a child together.

AND THAT CHILD WOULD BE ME.

Regulus has low iron deficiency.

Don’t ask

I just know.

Regulus reading Sylvia Plath:

James reading Dr. Seuss beside him:

IMAGINE

Regulus and James adopting Harry, and teaching him both Spanish and French. Harry changes between languages to talk to either of his parents.

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(I used google translate, sorry to the people who are fluent.)

Harry talking to James: “¡Papá, quiero ir al mundo muggle y conseguir legos!”

Harry talking to Regulus: “Papa Regulus, pourquoi papa James t'appelle-t-il petite fille ?”

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Harry’s language when talking to Sirius:

Harry talking to Sirius: “Then Draco tells me I shouldn’t wear yellow because it isn’t my color? Then I said, that platinum blond don’t fit you either.”

*Harry also having hot pink sunglasses, a feather scarf, that he got from Sirius.*

Sirius nodding in agreement while painting Harry’s nails.: “You tell him baby.”

*Sirius also having the same exact outfit Harry has on.*

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Headcannon: (Modern AU) when James doesn’t have quidditch, he sleeps in. So Regulus modifies his alarms for him.

James Potter is The smiths version of Please, Please, Please let me get what i want.

Regulus is the Deftones version of Please Please let me get what I want.

I SAID WHAT I SAID1

So……. I have been getting quite the popularity lately 😨

and im here to admit something 😔🎀

I haven’t read Crimson Rivers or Art Heist Baby, or any of the sad ones 😔

IM SORRY. But i have read multiple sad ass one shots, THAT COUNTS.

I lowkey want to film myself reading these fanfics.

SO, IF YOU SEE THIS POST, PLS GIVE ME FEEDBACK. (On if i should make videos of myself reading it) (and send in some recs for fanfics that made you sob until you felt like regulus drowning)

THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU.

Haunted by Taylor Swift, but it’s James perspective on Regulus breaking up with him because he got the dark mark.

Astronomy but it’s the Black Brothers.

(besides the lyrics about teenage love 💀)

Barty: you and James aren't a thing, right?

Regulus: what? no

Barty: great because I was thinking about asking him out

Regulus: you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up