We Need Book Rehab. But Specifically For The Ones Who Have Read Most Of Colleen Hoovers Books. We Need

We need book rehab. But specifically for the ones who have read most of Colleen Hoovers books. We need to get better.

Headcannon that Pandora was everyone’s wingman.

She would talk to any person for them to see if they were gay.

(BEFORE JEGULUS, DORLENE, ROSEKILLER, CAME ALONG-)

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Dorcas: “Dora… I found this girl at a party… COULD YOU MAYBE FLIRT WITH HER AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS-“

Regulus: “Pandora, all I need you to do is chat up the guy and slyly mention if he likes guys…. That can kill you-“

Barty: “If you do this for me Pan, I’ll kick anyone in the balls for you-“

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MY ACCOUNTS

(I will be pinning this)

If you guys want, here are my socials for giggles.

I do not post as much on TikTok and instagram. BUT PINTEREST IS WHERE I AM MOST ACTIVE (and here too)

BeReal: bree_be_real

(I don’t know why I downloaded BeReal)

Instagram: bree_and_otherthings

TikTok: bree_does_things

Pinterest: Bree_Bumblebee

Character AI: Bree-Pang

Duolingo: BreeRiddle1

Spotify: Bree-Makes-Playlists

Good reads: Brees_horrible_reviews

Wattpad: Secretside_of_bree

I gave you guys so many of my accounts, at this point, I should just give you my number.

Regulus reading Sylvia Plath:

James reading Dr. Seuss beside him:

Regulus: “Please don’t tell me you don’t know the tooth fairy isn’t real-“

Evan: *Shaking his head frantically.* “Don’t say that! Pandora doesn’t know that. I’ve been pretending to be the tooth fairy.”

Pandora: “What? I already know the tooth fairy isn’t real?”

Evan: “Then who’s pillow have I been putting money under?”

Barty in the distance: “THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?”

Petition to make #marauderfans into a rainbow like the LGBTQIA tag.

Because face it, I’ve never met a straight marauders fan, and neither have you.