MY ACCOUNTS

MY ACCOUNTS

(I will be pinning this)

If you guys want, here are my socials for giggles.

I do not post as much on TikTok and instagram. BUT PINTEREST IS WHERE I AM MOST ACTIVE (and here too)

BeReal: bree_be_real

(I don’t know why I downloaded BeReal)

Instagram: bree_and_otherthings

TikTok: bree_does_things

Pinterest: Bree_Bumblebee

Character AI: Bree-Pang

Duolingo: BreeRiddle1

Spotify: Bree-Makes-Playlists

Good reads: Brees_horrible_reviews

Wattpad: Secretside_of_bree

I gave you guys so many of my accounts, at this point, I should just give you my number.

Marauders characters as convos from me and my friends

PART ONE

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Barty: “I’m going to touch you in your sensitive spot.”

Evan: “not if I touch you there first.”

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Regulus: “Well pain is a great motivator but id want him to get hurt to the point where he hurts himself”

James: “WOAH THERE BLACK.”

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Sirius: “feliza navedah.”

James: “are you telling me that because I'm Mexican.”

Sirius: “Obviously, you little Mexicano.”

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Peter: “STDs?! Y'all got AIDS”

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James: “STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MOM OH MY GOD.”

Marlene: “I AM NOT, YOURE HALLUCINATING, YOU HOT DOG.”

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Remus: “I fell on my ass. It hurts.”

Sirius: “I’ll massage it for you babygirl.”

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Sirius: “THERES EYELINER IN MY EYE.”

Remus: “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?”

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Lily: “My boobs are sweaty.”

Marlene: “Real.”

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BOOK REVIEW

Oh lord where do I begin 😨

LOLITA.

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED. AND SPOILERS AHEAD

This man ruined her life. And he continued to do so until the end of the book?

The only time he didn’t torture her is when she got “kidnapped“

Everyone (mostly everyone) was sexualizing this book. And I cannot understand how this can even be thought of as romantic.

He groomed her, and did horrible things to her that I do not want to mention.

HE RUINED HER MOM TOO?

In his POV, we all got the story of how she was the one who seduced him. But come on, if we got her POV, it would talk about how she obviously had no choice but to do the things he wanted her too.

I have so many problems with this book that I cannot put it into one part.

BUT FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE, THIS WILL BE ONE PART BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ME RAMBLE.

Anywhozel,

3/5 stars. I put three because I know there’s something in this book I don’t see.

And I like how it gives you a manual on what not to do when a strange man marries your mom.

my poor eyes.

Regulus reading Sylvia Plath:

James reading Dr. Seuss beside him:

*James teaching French Regulus how to salsa dance.*

*Sirius trying to teach Remus how to do the Macarena.*