Regulus: Please Dont Tell Me You Dont Know The Tooth Fairy Isnt Real-

Regulus: “Please don’t tell me you don’t know the tooth fairy isn’t real-“

Evan: *Shaking his head frantically.* “Don’t say that! Pandora doesn’t know that. I’ve been pretending to be the tooth fairy.”

Pandora: “What? I already know the tooth fairy isn’t real?”

Evan: “Then who’s pillow have I been putting money under?”

Barty in the distance: “THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?”

Daddy issues 🤝 Max Verstappen with Penelope

BOOK REVIEW

Oh lord where do I begin 😨

LOLITA.

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED. AND SPOILERS AHEAD

This man ruined her life. And he continued to do so until the end of the book?

The only time he didn’t torture her is when she got “kidnapped“

Everyone (mostly everyone) was sexualizing this book. And I cannot understand how this can even be thought of as romantic.

He groomed her, and did horrible things to her that I do not want to mention.

HE RUINED HER MOM TOO?

In his POV, we all got the story of how she was the one who seduced him. But come on, if we got her POV, it would talk about how she obviously had no choice but to do the things he wanted her too.

I have so many problems with this book that I cannot put it into one part.

BUT FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE, THIS WILL BE ONE PART BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ME RAMBLE.

Anywhozel,

3/5 stars. I put three because I know there’s something in this book I don’t see.

And I like how it gives you a manual on what not to do when a strange man marries your mom.

my poor eyes.

Marauders characters as convos from me and my friends

PART ONE

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Barty: “I’m going to touch you in your sensitive spot.”

Evan: “not if I touch you there first.”

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Regulus: “Well pain is a great motivator but id want him to get hurt to the point where he hurts himself”

James: “WOAH THERE BLACK.”

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Sirius: “feliza navedah.”

James: “are you telling me that because I'm Mexican.”

Sirius: “Obviously, you little Mexicano.”

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Peter: “STDs?! Y'all got AIDS”

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James: “STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MOM OH MY GOD.”

Marlene: “I AM NOT, YOURE HALLUCINATING, YOU HOT DOG.”

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Remus: “I fell on my ass. It hurts.”

Sirius: “I’ll massage it for you babygirl.”

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Sirius: “THERES EYELINER IN MY EYE.”

Remus: “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?”

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Lily: “My boobs are sweaty.”

Marlene: “Real.”

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Read-a-thon Wednesday!!!

I think a lot of people do this, BUT IM GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM.

Every Wednesday or so, I’m going to read non-stop.

But I am sadly still in school so technically not non-stop. BUT YOU GET IT-

Basically, I’m going to choose out 3 books I haven’t read from my TBR, the book I’m currently reading, a random graphic novel, and a manga! I’ll attempt to read them all in one day.

If I decide I have more extra time, I’ll choose fourth book to read as well.

(Also, i have a stack of books i have bought in a tower. I pick out 3 random post notes. If you guys want, i can make videos about it)

Im a fast reader, so I can do this. Right? 😨 RIGHT????

So if you want, you can join me every read-a-thon Wednesday, and do it with me or come along for the ride. WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I just thought would be entertaining.

I also really wanted to post this on TikTok, but I don’t think people would like it as much 😨

THANKS FOR READING, I LOVE YOU

Regulus has low iron deficiency.

Don’t ask

I just know.