Welcome To The Asexual Fight Club. Where We Still Pound Each Other, Just Not In The Way You Think.

Welcome to the Asexual Fight Club. Where we still pound each other, just not in the way you think.

Thing I noticed when overthinking Pjo and HOO

1) It must have been so confusing to the Romans when suddenly every demigod is getting claimed by 13. I understand that it might not have applied to them but I like to think it does cause just imagine demigods who might have been waiting for years to get claimed suddenly.

2) Annabeth is the only one of the 7 that wasn’t apart of the quest in the first two books of HOO but she’s also the only one of the 7 to go on a solo quest.

I got bored so here are the Canon PJO and HOO ships as Disney Renaissance era movies. These are not the most creative.

Percy x Annabeth: My first instinct was The Little Mermaid, gender bent but, I feel more towards Tarzan because an intelligent girl meets a man with a different type of intelligence and they help each other. But in the second book they are obviously Princess in the Frog

Piper and Jason: I just never connect or really liked them. Maybe if they had more time. Also it isn’t canon anymore but for the hell of it. Pocahontas.

Leo x Calypso: This is not my favorite ship but I love Leo so. I thinks it’s obviously Tangled. No explanation needed.

Nico x Will: This is one of my favorite ships but I did have trouble. I thought bueaty and the beast for obvious reasons but a bit more obvious. I also have a liking to the lady and the tramp. But also the Sun and The Star reminded me of The Rescuers so that is my final choice. It’s about two mice apart of a secret rescue society go to save an orphan who has been kidnapped.

Hazel and Frank: I have no one movie but I feel princess and the frog for this one also for obvious reason but I have a feel for Mulan. So I’m kinda stuck sorry.

Not a ship but Reyna because Reyna: Brave because it’s a female expected to find love but discovers her own strength and becomes an amazing leader in her own right.

I would love a tv show based on Hetty’s origin story. It could follow Hetty’s OG team during the Cold War. It could have a young Owen Granger, young AJ Chegwidden, Sterling Bridges, Harris Keane, and Charles Langston.

My idea is that it opens with modern Hetty telling the story before she dies, maybe tired of all the secrets. The show could focus on the Clandestine Unit.

I was scared to fly to close to the sun and fall like Icarus. Instead I flew too low and the water dragged me down. As I drowned I wished I had flown too high, at least then I would have felt the sun before I fell.

Just a Nico DiAngelo head cannon but I feel like he would be vegetarian like Piper but for a different reason. Like whenever he eats meat he can feel the death of the animal and he just can’t.

Also I feel he would have a greater appreciation of life then most others can he can feel death