Its Sad That This Ship Is Stuck. I Mean Look At It. This Ship Is Going Nowhere. Think About When This

“its sad that this ship is stuck. i mean look at it. this ship is going nowhere. think about when this ship first became a thing. people were so excited about this ship. it was probably some people’s favorite ship. they probably dreamed and imagined this ship would go amazing places. […] its not moving at all. i mean, we could sit here and draw pictures of the ship but it’s not going anywhere. the frozen ship. so sad.”

ON THE SIDE OF THE FROZEN SHIP IT SAYS RAYLLUM!!! IT L I T E R A L L Y SAYS RAYLLUM!!

creators, you are a genius.

Regulus, laying in bed: Get out of my room.  Sirius, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

jegulus date night, sitting on the couch watching graphic true crime. regulus laying his head on james’s shoulder, popcorn bowl on james’s lap. regulus slowly eating popcorn, watching with great interest. james is absolutely fucking horrified and comes out of it scarred for life, while this is just an average tuesday night for regulus

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

i feel like we don’t acknowledge the canon age gap between barty and evan enough…barty is probably about 4-5 years younger than evan (insert the extracts from the books here that icba to pull up but trust me). GUYS. just imagine renowned surgeon evan who’s well-established in the medical world (his…side quests are kept on the down-low in this world). he writes articles and carries out studies and even appears on different documentaries or news channels, speaking in his monotone voice and routinely pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose. he’s concerningly intelligent, and he’s perhaps one of the most respected doctors in his field. and then there’s dr. rosier’s college student ‘boytoy’, towering over him like a lean, menacing guard dog. he’s all tattoos and piercings and long limbs, dressed in ripped jeans and grunge t-shirts, which look awfully out of place next to evan’s pristine lab coat and polished spectacles. he’ll quite literally growl at anyone who looks at his precious doctor the wrong way. he’ll also happily lay down in evan’s operating theatre and let him perform open heart surgery on him (with no anaesthesia) if evan so wished it.

all regulus kinnies are touch-starved. prove me wrong