*MC And The Brothers Standing Around A Broken Coffeepot*

*MC and the brothers standing around a broken coffeepot*

Lucifer: So. Who broke it?

Lucifer: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Beel:

Beel: I did. I broke it.

Lucifer: No. No, you didn’t.

Lucifer: Mammon?

Mammon: Don’t look at me.

Mammon: Look at Levi.

Levi: What? I didn’t break it.

Mammon: Huh, that’s weird.

Mammon: How’d you even know it was broken?

Levi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us…

Levi: And it’s broken.

Mammon: Suspicious.

Levi: No, it’s not!

Satan: If it matters - probably not, but - Asmo was the last one to use it.

Asmo: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Satan: Oh really?

Satan: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Asmo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles!

Asmo: Everyone knows that, Satan!

Beel: Okay, let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it!

Lucifer: No! Who broke it?!

Levi:

Levi: Lucifer, Belphie’s been awfully quiet.

Belphie: OH REALLY?!

*inaudible arguing*

Lucifer, speaking to MC in the background: I broke it.

Lucifer: It burned my hand, so I punched it.

Lucifer: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at eachother’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

MC:

MC: Good.

MC: It was getting a little chummy around here.

Hello everyone! I’m sorry I haven’t been active for so long - there’s been a lot going on for me, and I just haven’t had the time. I’ll try my best to post more often, but please be patient if I go a while without posting! Thank you all for understanding, and have a great week <3

Feel free to send me any requests for HCs or fics, or anything else! I’ve gotten into MHA while I was gone, so I’ll take requests on that as well as Obey Me. Just know it might take me a while to get to them, so please be patient 🙏

MC: Bro, I wasn’t even that drunk last night

Lucifer: You called an Uber to drive you home

MC: So? Isn’t that the responsible thing to do?

Lucifer: We were at the House of Lamentation.

MC: Oh-

Just a reminder that my Obey Me fanfic/headcannon request box is open! Again, I’ve never written one before, so it will take a while and it may not be great, so feel free to give me any suggestions! I do have school, so it will probably take some time, but I’ll try my best to get to as many as I can!

how do you do the colored names???

Oh, it’s simple - just type whatever you want to be colored, then select that text, a little bar should pop up with different icons - a drop-down menu that says ‘Regular’, an S, a B, an i, an <s>, a little chain-link icon, and a paint bucket.

Just tap the paint bucket and choose the color you want, and you’ll get something like this!

Hope this helped <3

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #3

MC: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? 

Satan: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.