
Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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*MC And The Brothers Standing Around A Broken Coffeepot*
*MC and the brothers standing around a broken coffeepot*
Lucifer: So. Who broke it?
Lucifer: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Beel:
Beel: I did. I broke it.
Lucifer: No. No, you didn’t.
Lucifer: Mammon?
Mammon: Don’t look at me.
Mammon: Look at Levi.
Levi: What? I didn’t break it.
Mammon: Huh, that’s weird.
Mammon: How’d you even know it was broken?
Levi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us…
Levi: And it’s broken.
Mammon: Suspicious.
Levi: No, it’s not!
Satan: If it matters - probably not, but - Asmo was the last one to use it.
Asmo: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Satan: Oh really?
Satan: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Asmo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles!
Asmo: Everyone knows that, Satan!
Beel: Okay, let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it!
Lucifer: No! Who broke it?!
Levi:
Levi: Lucifer, Belphie’s been awfully quiet.
Belphie: OH REALLY?!
*inaudible arguing*
Lucifer, speaking to MC in the background: I broke it.
Lucifer: It burned my hand, so I punched it.
Lucifer: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at eachother’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
MC:
MC: Good.
MC: It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #7
MC: *pitches an idea*
Mammon, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Lucifer: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Hello all you beautiful people!
I have returned! Sorry for being gone for so long, it’s been rough for me recently. I want to thank you all for your support! I noticed my inbox is empty, so I have nothing to do because creativity has forsaken me. So, I want to know what you guys think I should do, but I also want to hear your thoughts/questions! Here’s some things you can put in my inbox:
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-comments
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #9
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Belphie: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
MC: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Belphie: ...
MC: Bro, I wasn’t even that drunk last night
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #4
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MC: Making four accounts.
Levi, tearing up: Really...?