Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Hello Everyone! Im Sorry I Havent Been Active For So Long - Theres Been A Lot Going On For Me, And I
Hello everyone! I’m sorry I haven’t been active for so long - there’s been a lot going on for me, and I just haven’t had the time. I’ll try my best to post more often, but please be patient if I go a while without posting! Thank you all for understanding, and have a great week <3
Feel free to send me any requests for HCs or fics, or anything else! I’ve gotten into MHA while I was gone, so I’ll take requests on that as well as Obey Me. Just know it might take me a while to get to them, so please be patient 🙏
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #7
MC: *pitches an idea*
Mammon, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Lucifer: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #9
MC: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Belphie: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
MC: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Belphie: ...
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #4
Levi: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
MC: Making four accounts.
Levi, tearing up: Really...?
MC: *Running at lightspeed through the halls*
Lucifer: What do you have?
MC: A KNIFE!
Lucifer, chasing after them: NO-
*MC and the brothers standing around a broken coffeepot*
Lucifer: So. Who broke it?
Lucifer: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Beel:
Beel: I did. I broke it.
Lucifer: No. No, you didn’t.
Lucifer: Mammon?
Mammon: Don’t look at me.
Mammon: Look at Levi.
Levi: What? I didn’t break it.
Mammon: Huh, that’s weird.
Mammon: How’d you even know it was broken?
Levi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us…
Levi: And it’s broken.
Mammon: Suspicious.
Levi: No, it’s not!
Satan: If it matters - probably not, but - Asmo was the last one to use it.
Asmo: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Satan: Oh really?
Satan: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Asmo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles!
Asmo: Everyone knows that, Satan!
Beel: Okay, let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it!
Lucifer: No! Who broke it?!
Levi:
Levi: Lucifer, Belphie’s been awfully quiet.
Belphie: OH REALLY?!
*inaudible arguing*
Lucifer, speaking to MC in the background: I broke it.
Lucifer: It burned my hand, so I punched it.
Lucifer: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at eachother’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
MC:
MC: Good.
MC: It was getting a little chummy around here.