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Hakira’s Crack Blog

Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20

Mammon: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! 

MC: Bet you I can! 

Lucifer: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #16

Belphie: I’m doing my best. 

MC: You’re not doing anything. 

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #10

Beel: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 

MC: 

Beel: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 

MC: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23

MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies. 

Lucifer: Do they? 

MC: No. 

Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that? 

MC: Because I can do this. 

MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me? 

Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #22

Lucifer: Don’t you have any dignity, MC? 

MC: Uh, no.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

You guys, we did it! We hit 50 followers!

You Guys, We Did It! We Hit 50 Followers!

It may not seem like much, but it really means a lot to me that you guys like what I do. This little milestone means the world to me. Thank you all so much, I don’t deserve any of you <3

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