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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20

Mammon: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! 

MC: Bet you I can! 

Lucifer: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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MC: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #21

MC: If I run and leap at Lucifer, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. 

MC, running towards Lucifer: Coming in! 

Lucifer: No! I’m holding coffee! 

Lucifer: *Drops coffee and catches MC*


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #13

Lucifer: Whenever MC gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.

-sound of glass shattering in the background-

Lucifer: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.

-MC breaking all the jelly jars in the kitchen-


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