Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23
MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lucifer: Do they?
MC: No.
Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that?
MC: Because I can do this.
MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me?
Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #21
MC: If I run and leap at Lucifer, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
MC, running towards Lucifer: Coming in!
Lucifer: No! I’m holding coffee!
Lucifer: *Drops coffee and catches MC*
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #22
Lucifer: Don’t you have any dignity, MC?
MC: Uh, no.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20
Mammon: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
MC: Bet you I can!
Lucifer: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25
Diavolo: Lucifer, why are you holding MC like that?
Lucifer, holding MC in the air: MC just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain them from putting a light bulb in their mouth.