Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #62
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #62
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
MC: What is C for?
Mammon: C4 is a fucking explosive.
MC: No, what is ‘C’ for?
Mammon: …C is for cock.
MC:
MC: What’s your costume?
Mammon: Cookie Monster.
MC: What is C for?
Mammon: Cookies–
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #52
MC: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Solomon: Burn the house down.
MC: And what did you do?
Solomon: I made dinner.
MC:
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #58
Lucifer: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Mammon: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth in the Human Realm is actually flat?
Lucifer: *Takes away Mammon’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #65
MC: Lucifer is playing hard to get.
MC: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #55
*after the incident in Lesson 16*
MC: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
MC: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!