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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #55

*after the incident in Lesson 16*

MC: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Lucifer: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

MC: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #66

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Mammon: Uhh.. MC just asked if we want to…

Mammon: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Satan, not even looking up from his book: They’re asking if you want to cut down Christmas trees.

Mammon: Oh, that makes more sense.

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #58

Lucifer: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Mammon: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth in the Human Realm is actually flat?

Lucifer: *Takes away Mammon’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #61

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

*on Halloween night*

Solomon: MC, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

MC: Raise the dead.

Solomon: And what did you do?

MC: *with a zombie gnawing their arm* Raise the dead.

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #56

*At the police station*

Lucifer: Hello, I’m here for MC.

Police officer: Who’s MC?

Lucifer: Ah, you must be new.

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #60

MC: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Belphie: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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